Chapter 34: Lao Tzu's Waist
"Yang Tian!"
An Xue's face was so black that water could drip out, but Yang Tian was in a daze with his own pestle, stunned to cover up a small part of the topic on the projection by virtue of the geographical advantage of the first row. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"What's going on? Deliberately, right? ”
"Tut-tut, this kid is really good, it's only been a long time since school started, and he does things every day."
"What a beautiful teacher, why be angry with him?"
"Eh, what a waste of time, and I can't talk about it!"
"That's it, it's still in class, what kind of trouble are you going to make if you cover up the questions?"
The commotion in the classroom gradually amplified, and An Xue's face became more and more ugly.
Han Bing looked sideways at Yang Tian, who was stiff, and then at An Xue, whose eyes were on fire on the podium, and sighed softly, a fine light flashed in his eyes.
Put down the pen in your hand, and on the paper are the answers to all the questions on the screen, and the ink has not yet dried. Han Bing took a deep breath -
"Teacher!" Jiang Yuan's voice suddenly sounded at the other end of the classroom.
Well?
Han Bing was stunned and looked at Jiang Yuan.
"Teacher, let's not waste time, right?"
Jiang Yuan stood up, his eyes skimmed over Yang Tian, a trace of disdain flashed, and then he looked at An Xue.
"If he wants to stand, let him stand. Teacher, didn't you say you wanted to give a lecture? ”
"Hmm." An Xue nodded with a calm face, "Then let's talk about the topic, did any of the students volunteer to come up and explain these questions?" ”
There was silence in the audience.
"I'll do it."
"Okay, Jiang Yuan." An Xue's face finally showed a smile again, and motioned for Jiang Yuan to come to the stage.
Calmly getting up, stepping gracefully, accepting everyone's admiring and envious gaze, the corners of Jiang Yuan's mouth hooked up a smile.
"It is worthy of being a squad leader, and he is responsible!"
"Sure enough, it's Brother Jiang, I looked confused when I saw those questions, he had already finished it!"
"Eh, look at you, is Jiang Yuan looking at me?"
"Roll on, just like your dinosaur, Brother Jiang is pan-sighted, do you understand the rain and dew?"
Listening to everyone's whispered exclamations, and feeling the light flashing in the eyes of the girls in the middle row, Jiang Yuan shook his head gently. At this time, he is still needed to save the scene, which is simply the fate of the protagonist.
His gaze swept and fell on Han Bing in the second row.
Sure enough, it is the woman I fancie, the first day in the sky, the light is thousands, the eight winds can't blow, and she sits on the purple golden lotus.
Looking at Han Bing's side face quietly doing the question, an irrepressible possessiveness rose in Jiang Yuan's heart, and only this kind of woman is worthy of herself.
As for An Xue?
An Xue is very good to her senses, but this woman Kefu is better to touch less.
As for Yang Tian?
Even the goods you don't want have to be iodined to attract attention, really, I don't know if I should pity him, or should I pity him?
Jiang Yuan walked to the podium, and when he passed by Yang Tian, there was a trace of pity in his eyes, his face raised, and he said, "I said, Yang ...... Well? ”
A finger quickly enlarged in front of his eyes, Jiang Yuan subconsciously closed his eyes, his body retreated, and his head tilted back.
"Boom!"
The muffled sound of the podium was heard through the loudspeakers throughout the classroom.
"Eh, it hurts!"
Jiang Yuan's body shrank, his facial features instantly wrinkled, he hugged his head and screamed, and stepped on the puddle of water on the ground, which slipped again-
"I'll Grass You ......"
Jiang Yuan worked hard to maintain the balance of his body, and when he raised his head, he still saw the finger in front of him, poking straight at him, still aiming at his eyes!
it!
Jiang Yuan gritted his teeth and twisted his waist in the air, "click", there was a crisp sound from his waist, and his head finally avoided Yang Tian's fingers.
There's no after-the-beat this time, right?
Jiang Yuan, whose body still maintained his inertia, just breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and stepped on the puddle of water again with a "chirp" under his feet, and it was slippery again.
"Boom!"
"Bang!"
After intimate contact with the podium and the ground, Jiang Yuan's face was wrinkled, he gritted his teeth and quickly bounced off the ground, and turned his head-
I'll go!
It's fingers again!
Jiang Yuan's eyes were red, his head was subconsciously tilted, and his feet slipped again-"Knock! ”
In the classroom, the air suddenly stagnated, and the next moment there was a bang-"Whoa-"
"I'll go, this ring is one ring after another!"
"This is Yang Tian's pot? What is he doing with his fingers? ”
"Who knows, but I see his fingers have been there, haven't moved? It seems that Jiang Yuan himself is nervous? ”
"Damn, I'm kneeling for Brother Jiang anyway! This guy fell, full marks for action, full marks for demeanor, and full marks for drama! ”
"I hit it four times, and it hurts to hear."
Yang Tian was stunned for a moment, and there was a trance in front of him, and the metal hut in the teaching space suddenly turned into countless points of light, and disappeared without a trace, and the appearance of the classroom reappeared in front of him.
I was still in the first row, but I stood up.
There was a lot of commotion around, and I couldn't hear what they were making about.
On the podium, An Xue's mouth had opened into an "O" shape, and she looked at herself with surprise on her face.
And in front of yourself, eh? How is Jiang Yuan on the ground?
Looking at Jiang Yuan, who was trembling slightly with his hands on the floor in front of him, Yang Tian's face was inexplicable, what is this kid doing?
In this year, three bows and nine bows are still practiced? Isn't this feudal superstition!
With a twitch of his brain, Yang Tian opened his mouth: "Aiqing is flat." ”
"Shhhh
There was a sudden silence in the classroom.
"Poof!"
The sound of air leakage sounded in every corner of the classroom one after another, and many people's faces were already distorted, and bean-sized sweat slid down their sideburns.
"Haha! No, I, haha, can't help it, hahahaha! "The first one who couldn't help it was the kid.
"Poof! Haha, I, haha I can't do it anymore! The boss, who was sitting next to the little fat man, followed closely.
"Eh, mom, I still love Qing's flat body, haha, I, I have a stomachache ......"
"Wow-"
Just like a malignant infectious disease, laughter instantly spread throughout the classroom, and everyone clutched their stomachs and laughed into tears.
Han Bing glanced at Jiang Yuan, who was propped up on the ground, and a smile curled up at the corner of his mouth.
An Xue tried several times, and finally turned her back with a strange face, but her shoulders moved rhythmically with an amplitude visible to the naked eye.
Jiang Yuan lay on the ground, a little desperate.
There had never been a moment when he had been so desperate for a crack to suddenly crack in the ground.
Looking at the innocence on Yang Tian's face, Jiang Yuan was angry for a while, and stretched out his hand tremblingly, his face distorted to the point that he couldn't speak.
"No, I'm sorry, buddy, I had a brain twitch just now."
Yang Tian patted his head and reacted, "I said, what are you doing lying on the ground?" ”
"Me! You! Jiang Yuan opened his mouth, his face flushed.
"Eh, don't talk about it yet, it's cold on the ground, get up quickly." Yang Tian hurriedly got up and went around to help.
"Whew!"
Jiang Yuan's wail resounded through the loudspeaker on the podium behind him.
"Lao Tzu's waist!"