Volume 1 Pian Pian Young Man Chapter 23 Little Brother, You Kill Peach Blossoms

Called a few cups of sake and added a few plates of meat dishes, Yang Shenbao nodded with satisfaction, and smiled kindly at Chen Linci, who was a little stiff-faced, and signaled that you kid did a good job, my old man is very satisfied. Then he started his disc action with chopsticks and wine glasses.

Chen Linci was shocked by his way of eating as if he was reincarnated as a starving ghost, as if this guy hadn't eaten for hundreds of years, he didn't sit aside to eat, and he didn't look at it, so he had to say embarrassedly: "Seniors eat slowly, and I don't rob you, why be in such a hurry." ”

"Don't you rob my old man?" Yang Shenbao's eyes lit up, and then he put down the chopsticks and wine glass in his hand, and said dissatisfiedly: "It's not right for me to say that you kid." ”

Chen Linci knew that he had lost his words, so he could only make amends: "Don't blame the seniors, the late life is just a temporary gaffe." ”

Yang Shenbao smiled and said, "If you don't rob my old man, I'll tell you earlier, I've been in a hurry for a long time, and the sweet and sour pork ribs on the plate in front of me haven't tasted." ”

Chen Linci looked at the old Taoist priest a little speechlessly, thinking that it looked like such a big posture, although the Taoist robe was dirty, but at first glance, it should be woven by high-grade silk, and it should not be a starving ghost who can't eat good things for hundreds of years!

But after thinking about it, he still wants to rely on this old Taoist priest to help him pay the bills, and he can't say it.

Yang Shenbao wiped the vegetable stains on the corner of his mouth with his shiny sleeve, drank another glass of sake, and seemed to be in a very good mood, so he smiled and asked Chen Linci, "Xiaoyou's surname?"

Chen Linci was relieved by the old Taoist priest's little friend, and his face softened, and he replied with a smile: "The surname of the late birth is Ji." ”

"High name?"

"The micro-name Chen Linci. ”

"Oh...... Resignation. Yang Lao Shenzhu pretended to close his eyes, his right hand pinched in the air for a while, and then opened his obscene triangular eyes, and said with a smile: "I can't hide it, my old man is a famous god in this Yingtianjing City, and he has a fate with Xiaoyou today, so he calculated a hexagram for Xiaoyou...... Guess what I've figured out?"

Chen Linci was a little unhappy in his heart, but he didn't expect that he was really a god who relied on his mouth to trick people into eating, but that dislike could never be shown, so he tried his best to put on a humble appearance, and asked respectfully: "If you know later, wouldn't it be a god, and I hope that my predecessors will give me more advice." ”

Yang Shenstick pursed his lips and said, "You kid, it's good everywhere, but you are a little less ruffian, and you have been changed by the so-called etiquette advocated by those pedantic scholars, which is not good." ”

Chen Linci didn't know how many times he was speechless, he didn't want to talk about scholarly etiquette and other issues with the old god, so he had to change the topic and said: "Senior, let's talk about the hexagram you just calculated first!"

Yang Shenstick grabbed the fruit on the plate and stuffed it into his mouth, and then said with great interest: "Speaking of the knowledge of this hexagram, it is deep, up to the Tiangang stars, down to the five elements of the gossip, mixed with all kinds of things in the world, it can be said that it is all-encompassing, all-encompassing......"

Seeing that the old Taoist priest was about to talk to him endlessly, Chen Linci hurriedly said to stop: "Senior, I think let's talk about the hexagram you calculated for me first. ”

"Uh...... That's fine. Yang Shenguo himself felt that it was a bit far away, so he did not continue to speak, but put on a mysterious look, smiled obscenely, looked at Chen Linci a little obscenely, and then said in a low voice: "According to the perspective of my old man's decades of experience, you ...... I'm supposed to be a virgin now, right?"

Chen Linci frowned in embarrassment, his face instantly turned red, after all, he was just a country boy who had not yet opened his heart, and he had always been shy about this kind of question, where would he have thought that this obscene old Taoist who didn't look very serious would really ask such an indecent and obscene question?

Because he didn't think of it, he seemed a little embarrassed for a while, and he didn't know how to answer the words of the old Taoist priest, so could it be that he had to pretend to drink a glass of sake heroically, and then give up his hand as a courtesy, smile casually, and say that the predecessor really has good eyesight?

This was obviously impossible, at least he definitely couldn't do this kind of thing, so he just blushed and was stunned on the spot in embarrassment, not knowing how to open his mouth to answer the old Taoist's question.

Yang Shenzhu seemed to have expected this result a long time ago, he looked at the embarrassed Chen Linci proudly and smiled, and then said slowly: "Don't be embarrassed, Xiaoyou, it's my old man who teases you." ”

Teasing me? Chen Linci's anger burned in his heart at that time, didn't he treat himself as a monkey!

But the other party is an elder after all, although he is not very serious, but after all, he has a trap with others, so he can only endure it.

Yang Shenguo also seemed to see Chen Linci's unhappiness, so he laughed and said: "Look at you, look at it, after all, it's a child, my old man is just playing a harmless joke with you, but you are still angry with my old man." ”

Chen Linci smiled awkwardly, and then apologized and said, "It's a late birth." ”

Yang Shenstick waved his long sleeves and said nonchalantly: "It's okay! Seeing that you are so sincere, my old man will point you out!"

"Please advise. ”

"According to my old man's calculations, little brother, you haven't been very peaceful lately. Yang Shenstick pretended to be mysterious and said: "I'll pinch my fingers when it's right, your complexion is ruddy and shiny, and your skin is delicate and can be broken by blowing...... Uh, it's a bit far away, in short, it's just a word, little brother, you may have peach blossoms recently. ”

"Peach blossom?" Chen Linci touched the back of his head, and couldn't figure out what it was after thinking for a long time, so he had to ask suspiciously: "What is this? ”

Yang Shenzhu shook his head, put on a look of unteachable children, and then sighed: "You kid, you are really lonely and unheard, isn't this peach blossom robbery! Boy, you have recently committed peach blossoms!"

Chen Linci smiled a little embarrassedly, but he didn't know how many times he had greeted the ancestor of the old Taoist priest in his heart.

Peach Blossom Tribulation? You old guy can still talk a little more nonsense! Master, I haven't been in contact with any girl since I was a child, and I'm a fart Peach Blossom Robbery!

He couldn't bear it anymore, and was about to say a few words to ridicule, but who knew that the old Taoist priest suddenly covered his stomach and said with a painful face: "My old man will go to the toilet first, damn it, there must be a problem with the food, little brother, you wait for me first, and my old man will come back in a while." ”

Without waiting for Chen Linci to answer, he quickly left the wine table with his stomach in his hands.

Chen Linci suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart, using the toilet to escape was a trick he originally wanted to use to trap the old Taoist, but now it seems that he was beaten by the old Taoist.

But looking at the rest of the food on the table, he was a little unsure for a while, these things are only three taels of silver, which should not be a lot of money for the old Taoist, not to mention that he originally said that he was going to have a treat, and he didn't let him pay for it, so this old guy wouldn't just run away like this.

With this idea, Chen Linci waited left and right, and after waiting for half a pillar of incense, he didn't see the old Taoist priest come back, so his face began to become extremely ugly.

"Damn......" Looking at the full wine and food on the table, Chen Linci shook his head with a wry smile, pretending to be calm and had nothing to say......

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At the entrance of a certain street, the first-class national teacher of the Great Chu Kingdom, our noble Mr. Yang Xiudao Old Divine Stick, was lying obscenely behind the wall, observing Chen Linci, who was crying and laughing by the window on the second floor, an evil smile flashed at the corner of his mouth, and he muttered to himself: "Hahaha...... Stinky boy, you want to trick my old man into buying you this unjust bill, you are still tender!"

After laughing, his face suddenly became much more serious, and then he said in a low voice: "But my old man is not the kind of person who takes advantage of others casually, let me remind you, although you definitely don't believe it, but ...... Well, you really can't believe it, anyway, my old man has already told you, what to do is your own business. ”