Chapter 55: Teacher Bai, can you please be serious?
Bai Sichun looked at him calmly and said, "Correct, you should call me teacher." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info is more precise, Bai Sichun's psychological instructor in the Academic Affairs Office. ”
"Huh? You're a teacher! Lu Xiaochuan was stunned, the teachers he met were all middle-aged or old men over half a hundred years old. Even if I have met some female teachers, such as a high school music teacher, they are also married women, but how can they be so young?
Bai Sichun looks a few years older than him!
In fact, he didn't guess wrong, Bai Sichun was indeed not much older than him. However, Bai Sichun is different from him, he returned from studying abroad, majoring in education and psychology, with a double master's degree. So at a young age, he worked as a teacher in the Academic Affairs Office of Polytechnic University.
Bai Sichun saw Lu Xiaochuan's expression, and felt a little proud in her heart, every time she saw a student mistakenly thinking that she was a senior sister, she was very happy, at least to prove that her charm was not lower than those so-called school flowers.
"What's your name?" Bai Sichun asked.
"Lu Xiaochuan."
"What happened?"
Lu Xiaochuan felt that this conversation was the same as interrogating a prisoner, and he said: "During military training, I accidentally injured my classmate. ”
"Accidentally?" Bai Sichun kept staring at his eyes as she spoke, and she noticed that Lu Xiaochuan's eyes glanced to the right when he spoke. From a psychological point of view, this shows that he was thinking in his head when he said this sentence just now, so his eyes will not be focused.
Coupled with some of Lu Xiaochuan's body movements and his judgment of coming to the Academic Affairs Office, Bai Sichun concluded: "It's deliberate!" Why do you want to hurt a classmate? ”
Lu Xiaochuan was about to speak, but she added: "Don't worry, I won't give you any punishment here." So you just treat me as your senior sister, talk casually, and sit down. ”
"Really?" Lu Xiaochuan sat in front of her desk, and he could smell the faint fragrance on Bai Sichun's body, which was a faint perfume smell, which smelled very good.
"Of course it's true." Bai Sichun understands the psychology of students very well, and the more he asks them, the more they will find reasons to prevaricate. It is better to be open and honest and carry out psychological counseling step by step.
"Okay, Mr. Bai, how old are you?"
"Can you ask a woman's age casually?" Bai Sichun asked rhetorically.
"I'm curious to see you so beautiful!" Lu Xiaochuan said.
"It's a mediocre shot, but it still has some effect on me." Bai Sichun stroked the long hair in his ears and said, "According to the algorithm of domestic universities, I should be a senior now." ”
Lu Xiaochuan calculated in his heart that if the school age according to the national standard, Bai Sichun was exactly three years older than him, which was the age when women were as beautiful as flowers.
"Teacher Bai, do you have a boyfriend?"
Bai Sichun has long been accustomed to these questions, and she said decisively: "Don't ask some questions that involve my private privacy. We're in the office now, so let's talk about what happened to your military training. ”
Lu Xiaochuan had to omit what happened just now, and a smile appeared on Bai Sichun's face. She asked, "In other words, you not only beat that Nie Fei, but also beat Yu Gang by the way." And then the company commander also asked the two of you to perform a show together? ”
"Hmm." Lu Xiaochuan nodded, Bai Sichun could already imagine Yu Gang's aggrieved expression at that time. She couldn't help laughing out loud, "Hahaha, it's so funny!" ”
Her smile trembled, Lu Xiaochuan was a little puzzled, he reminded: "Teacher Bai, I'm talking about things very seriously, don't you laugh like this, okay?" ”
Bai Sichun restrained his emotions and said seriously: "Okay, then you continue, it's better to be more detailed." ”
Lu Xiaochuan could see that there was still a smile in her bright eyes. He remembered that Yu Gang knew Bai Sichun, and he had seen Yu Gang currying favor with her before, maybe the two were friends.
Lu Xiaochuan described it in detail, he said that when he kicked Yu Gang's lower body, Bai Sichun couldn't help laughing again, and the soft flesh on her chest was agitated along with the laughter, making Lu Xiaochuan speechless for a while.
How did he feel that he was not here to listen to the teachings, but to tell Bai Sichun a joke? Isn't it said that a good professional psychological counselor? This is too unserious!
The two chatted like this for more than an hour, and it wasn't until the next classmate knocked on the door that Lu Xiaochuan got up.
Bai Sichun explained: "We were conducting normal psychological counseling just now, don't talk nonsense!" ”
"Hmm." Lu Xiaochuan nodded, but his expression said, "I don't believe it."
"Lu Xiaochuan, you can go and continue military training now, welcome to come back next time." Bai Sichun sat upright on the office chair again, and returned to the appearance of a dedicated goddess in a second.
"Teacher Bai, this is the Academic Affairs Office! Welcome to come again next time, is there any mistake! Lu Xiaochuan complained, and then went out.
When the classmates outside the door saw him come out, they hurriedly pulled him in and whispered, "Dude, how is it?" Is the teacher in it fierce? ”
"Boobs?" Lu Xiaochuan's first impression was Bai Sichun's figure, and he nodded and said, "The chest is very big, either C or D." You go in, there is a surprise. ”
"Huh? What the heck? The classmate was confused by what he said and went into the office.
At this time, the military training is almost over. In order to satisfy the students' desire to be criticized, Lu Xiaochuan did not go to the sports field to show his face, and went back to the dormitory directly.
After washing away the stinky sweat, Lu Xiaochuan picked up his mobile phone again and chatted in the post bar group. This group was established by the senior "Polytechnic Baidu", and there are some very active group members.
Lu Xiaochuan asked, "Seniors, how can you make money in college?" This is his current main concern, and the difficulty of the next level of the time and space game will be increased. If you don't escalate, you'll be in big trouble at that time.
He stirred up a thousand waves with one stone, and immediately a senior came out to reply: "Of course I went out to work part-time!" Handing out flyers, washing dishes at hotels, and helping with takeaways in the school cafeteria. Be diligent, you can earn more than 1,000 a month, enough to live. ”
More than a thousand? Of course Lu Xiaochuan won't do it, so it's better to go to Tenglong Studio or Douyu as an anchor, no matter how you say it, there are 10,000 or 20,000.
Passerby A: "Is there more?" ”
The senior replied, "Junior brother, don't be too greedy. Is there really a money-making turn to get you? Besides, freshman year, take more classes, join the club by the way, have fun, and then you won't have to play in the future. ”
Passerby A: "But I really want to make money, and of course I won't fall behind in my studies." "In terms of his mental power, textbooks and other things are not a problem at all.
Polytechnic Baidu also came out at this time, and he spoke: "If you want to make a little more money, it's actually not nothing." But it's hard to say in this group, if you really want to know, you can come to my dormitory to find me. ”
Lu Xiaochuan hurriedly asked, "Where is the senior's dormitory?" Can you come over and ask now? ”
Polytechnic Baidu: "Yes." I'm staying in Bedroom 1 2B222."
Passerby A: "This bedroom number is really 'chic'!" ”
Polytechnic Baidu: "(Emoji) What can I do?" I'm desperate! ”
Lu Xiaochuan went to the No. 1 men's dormitory and quickly found the 2B222 dormitory. I saw that in front of the door of the dormitory, "Yihongyuan" was written in ugly calligraphy, and the dormitory opposite them was written "Six Doors".
Lu Xiaochuan was speechless, these seniors are too good at spoofing. He knocked on the door of the "Yihong Courtyard", and a voice came from inside: "Who?" ”
"Senior, I'm the passerby in the group." Lu Xiaochuan shouted.
"Oh, wait a minute, let's play a group, open the door right away!" There were voices of a few boys playing games inside, "I'll wipe it, zoom in, are you a bad pen!" ”
"Nima, blame me for not magnifying, if it weren't for your mistake in positioning, you wouldn't have been wiped out, Pit B."
The door was opened, and a senior with a small flat head, big pants, and no shirt opened the door. asked Lu Xiaochuan and said, "Junior brother, come, come in and sit." ”
Lu Xiaochuan looked inside, and there were three roommates who were all there, and they were playing a black game. In the dormitory, there was a lot of garbage in the clothes. Lu Xiaochuan couldn't find a place to sit, so he had to stand.
Polytechnic Baidu continued to sit and play games, while asking, "Does the junior smoke?" ”
"Thanks, I don't smoke."
"Okay. What's your name? My name is Mei Gaofeng, majoring in computer science. Polytechnic Baidu itself introduced.
"Lu Xiaochuan, business administration."
"You're asking how to make money, right? Seeing that you still ran to my dormitory, so sincere, then I have no choice but to pass on my secrets to you! Mei Gaofeng said as he launched the game to surrender. His roommates scolded one after another: "Malegobi, Mei Gaofeng, you pit B, you are harming us again!" ”