Chapter 49: No Farts Allowed!
Ning Zheng asked the dormitory manager to arrange it, so he lived in 1A109, and Lu Xiaochuan shared a dormitory to form a four-person room. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Four boys of the same age can always fit in quickly, and that night, they fried gold flowers and chatted nonsense in the dormitory, and they all got to know each other.
There are three days of reporting on the entrance of new students, and on the fourth day, freshmen have to go to class meetings to get to know their counselors and classmates.
Lu Xiaochuan and the others finally found their classroom, and the classroom was already full of people at this time. They enrolled a hundred new students in their major, and at the moment the large classroom was full, chattering and greeting each other.
"Brother, where are you from?"
"I'm from Guangdong."
"Wow, it's from Guangdong, can you eat people?"
"Occasionally. What about you, where are you? ”
"Northeastern."
"Northeastern? What do you see? ”
"What are you doing?"
……
"Wow, yes, yes." Xiang Bo, who was sitting next to him, praised, "We really have a lot of girls in our major, it seems that the major I chose for the dean is correct!" His gaze swept over each of the girls, like a scanner, scoring their appearance and figure.
Sun Yongyi said: "I think it's only one-half, the number of men and women is about the same, this is also called more?" ”
Xiang Bo exaggerated: "You really don't know the blessing in the blessing, I heard that the ratio of men to women in mechanical and electrical engineering and civil engineering can reach 100:1 or even 1000; 0.5! ”
"How did 0.5 come about?" Lu Xiaochuan asked.
"The other one is half male and half female!" Xiang Bo wanted to shrug his shoulders, but unfortunately there was too much fat on his body to see it at all.
"So exaggerated?"
"What's the exaggeration?" Xiang Bo whispered, "There are in the school, and you won't be surprised in the future." ”
While they were chatting, a middle-aged man came to the door of the classroom, holding a roll call, and shouted when he came in: "Everyone, be quiet! ”
The classmates immediately quieted down, and as expected, this person was indeed their counselor, called Wan Zekang, and he would be in charge of this major in the future.
Wan Zekang said on the podium: "I know that you have just entered the university, and you are all curious and excited. But I would like to remind you that university is a place to learn knowledge, not for you to waste your time! ”
"So!" "In our major, no one is allowed to skip class without reason, and no one is allowed to violate the rules and regulations of the school. If you don't qualify, you will have to deduct credits! Don't think that if you go to college, you will definitely graduate, if you don't have enough credits, we will dissuade you from quitting! ”
At the first class meeting of the school year, Wan Zekang gave them the power to get off the horse. Xiang Bo said in a low voice: "Unlucky, it seems that I have met an unreasonable counselor!" ”
Ning Zheng said that it didn't matter, and said: "Isn't it just credits, I can graduate after deducting it." "He wasn't admitted in the first place, and of course he has his own way to graduate. He went to college, purely to play, and never thought about the problem of failing the exam.
"Tomorrow is the military training that freshmen must go through!" Wan Zekang said, "Everyone will change into military training uniforms at the notified time in the morning and gather at the South Sports Ground!" If you can't participate under special circumstances, please explain it to me in person. For the rest, it must be attended, and it must be completed! ”
"If you fail the military training, you will deduct credits. At the same time, I will also select outstanding students to serve as class presidents, hoping that everyone can spend the military training perfectly and take the first lesson of your university! ”
Hearing about the position of class president, many students were excited and eager to try.
Ning Zheng complained: "What's the use of the squad leader? ”
"It's very useful!" Xiang Bo said, "The class president in college is different from that in high school. ”
Lu Xiaochuan was curious: "What's the different method?" ”
"The class president of high school, at most, let you charge homework fees. But here, the counselor basically leaves the matter to the class leader. Exercising ability is one thing, and there are many hidden conveniences that can be enjoyed in other scholarships, joining the student union, and working after graduation. You even have a lot of opportunities to meet the girls in your class or other classes, you know? ”
"I see." Lu Xiaochuan nodded, "By the way, how do you know so well?" ”
Xiang Bo said proudly: "I found the senior before I went to school and asked these things clearly, and becoming the class president has only advantages and no harm." However, when I am a squad leader, I have to perform well in military training, and I think I am out of play. I only hope to pass the military training. ”
Lu Xiaochuan was not interested in what he said about being the class president, and he wanted to know more about how to make money in college! The next upgrade of the time and space game will require 100,000 Huaxia coins, and he now has a little more than 20,000 in his hand, and his living expenses will be several thousand, and there are only more than 10,000 that can really be used to upgrade.
Early the next morning, they put on their military training uniforms and went to the playground to assemble. Ning Zheng didn't pinch and said: "These shoes are so hard, it's uncomfortable to wear, it's hot this day, I really don't want military training!" ”
Xiang Bo said: "I told you to learn from me, but I still refused." Let me tell you, put sanitary napkins in military training shoes, it is very comfortable! ”
"Cut, I'm a man, who uses sanitary napkins!" Several people were dismissive.
"You'll find out later!" Xiang Bo hummed.
They found their classmates and stood together, waiting for the military training to begin. After a while, the military training really began. In the beginning, of course, it was to put order in order. Many students are pampered, do not suffer hardship, and have a hedge against the instructor.
In the first half a day, the instructor used various methods to rectify them. One by one, the stunned young people who have just entered the university are cleaned up and obedient.
"Stand in a military position! Stand up for me! Whoever dares to move, extend everyone by ten minutes! The instructor yelled in front, and everyone knew that he did what he said, so he didn't dare to come out of the air, and let the sweat run down his forehead.
"Poof!" At this time, Xiang Bo suddenly couldn't help but let out a fart, and some people couldn't help but laugh.
The instructor yelled: "Don't let the fart go, hold it for me, all of you, add ten more minutes!" ”
Everyone is scolding Xiang Bo in their hearts, what kind of fart to fart at a critical time! It's deadly!
"How?" An officer walked over and asked the instructor in Lu Xiaochuan's class.
"Platoon commander, it's okay."
The platoon leader nodded, and at the same time stared at the students with stern eyes, and the students became nervous at the same time. Recalling the essentials taught by the instructor just now, his feet were straight, his head was held high, and his eyes were not daring to take a second look, for fear of being caught, and he was pulled out to be punished.
Suddenly, the instructor noticed a student. There was nothing wrong with the student standing in a military stance, but he remembered the student.
A few days ago, it was in this school that this student deliberately took advantage of Sister Bai with small actions! And hedge against yourself! Not only did he not teach him a lesson, but he was also blamed by Sister Bai. Now it's okay, let him meet again, this time I have to make him suffer a little, and see if he dares to play hooligan in the future!