Text Chapter 198 Kick Your Little Bird
"You want us to escort you back to the Clan?" Mo Xuan asked uncertainly.
"That's good, that's good, isn't it that when we send you home, we will have monkey wine to drink?" Han Lingqing jumped up all of a sudden, and said excitedly.
The monkey at the head nodded when he heard this, signaling that it was okay.
Seeing this, Mo Xuan could only smile bitterly, it seems that the trick of dealing with human feelings and politeness is still useless on these monkeys, and it is not as straightforward as Han Lingqing.
After the two of them agreed on a few monkeys, Mo Xuan and Han Lingqing escorted these monkeys, but before leaving, these monkeys dug a pit and buried the dead monkeys of the same clan.
And the next journey, it was not as easy as Mo Xuan and Han Lingqing imagined, and I don't know if these monkeys were born with hatred, they encountered many high-level demon beasts along the way, and even some demon beasts that basically did not take the initiative to attack actually launched an attack on them, Mo Xuan and Han Lingqing in line with the principle of sending the Buddha to the west, solved the demon beasts encountered on the road for these monkeys, and fortunately, Mo Xuan and the two of them were there, otherwise these monkeys would definitely have to die halfway through.
"Did you say that the contents of the box in the monkey's hand provoked these monsters?" Han Lingqing whispered to Mo Xuan with his divine sense.
Hearing this, Mo Xuan turned his gaze and glanced at the monkey next to him, his eyes changed for a moment, he pondered for a while, nodded slightly, and said to Han Lingqing with his divine sense: "It should be, almost all of the demon beasts that attacked us just now were aimed at these monkeys, and I don't know what is in that box, which can provoke so many demon beasts."
"I also think, and looking at those demon beasts are all desperate, the things in there must not be simple." Speaking of this, Han Lingqing's black and white eyes rolled, and he playfully said to Mo Xuan's divine sense: "Why don't we solve those monkeys on the spot, and get that box to see what kind of medicine is sold in the gourd."
Mo Xuan replied with a smile when he heard this: "You don't want to drink monkey wine?"
Han Lingqing's little face suddenly became bitter, pursed his lips, and said, "Cut, even if these monkeys are sent to their clan, it's not sure if they can drink monkey wine, but I know that monkey wine is a treasure even among the monkey clan."
"Well, don't think about that, if we send them back to the tribe and don't give us monkey wine, then we will bear the consequences." Mo Xuan shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently.
"Yes, you will bear the consequences, if you dare to speak up and not believe it, then be careful of my aunt and grandmother and I will scatter the poison and let them be wiped out directly! Hum! Han Lingqing made a vicious look on his face and smiled fiercely, but Mo Xuan couldn't see anything sinister, only cute.
Seeing Han Lingqing's appearance, Mo Xuan could only smile and said lightly: "Probably not, after all, sometimes, beasts are much more honest than humans, and sometimes people are not as good as beasts."
"Okay, okay, just trust you, do you know how many poisonous needles I have wasted since the beginning! I don't care, even if I drink monkey wine, you have to take me to eat meat when I go out! Han Lingqing nodded one after another, and then his voice changed, and he said with a smile.
"You man, do I owe you? It was said that you were the one who came here to find monkey wine to drink, and now you are the same person who called me to take you to eat meat, so is it going to take you to play again after taking you to eat meat? Mo Xuan directly didn't use his divine sense to transmit the sound, and turned his head and said to Han Lingqing speechlessly.
"Oh, you're so stingy, don't you just want you to take me to drink and eat meat, and I won't want you a few crystal coins, if I didn't spend all the crystal coins I brought when I went down the mountain, I wouldn't let you take me there, and even if I drink your wine and eat your meat, then I have to pay, without me, how can I solve the poison on your body? Yes? How do you say the solution? Han Lingqing also shook his arms, broke the jar and fell, walked up to Mo Xuan with an arrogant and unreasonable look, pointed his finger at Mo Xuan's chest, and continued: "Don't think I don't know, the poison in your body was only temporarily suppressed with a lot of aura, I'm afraid it will be poisoned again in the near future!" Hum! The reason why I asked you to bring me to the monkey wine to drink is actually another purpose is that the monkey wine can temporarily relieve the pain before you are poisoned! Auntie, my good intentions, you are still impatient! Hum! Tell you, when the time comes, if I really get rid of the poison in your body. ”
In the end, Han Lingqing's eyes narrowed into a crescent, an exaggerated smile appeared on his face, revealing two cute little tiger teeth, patting Mo Xuan's chest with his hand, and said: "When the time comes, drinking and eating meat are just trivial things, right, that's what you should repay me, I just want to advance now."
Mo Xuan looked down at the girl's delicate and beautiful face indifferently, and said in a low tone: "So, you are still not sure if you can really cure the poison in my body."
When Han Lingqing heard this, his face suddenly became embarrassed, and he said hesitantly: "Eh...... Well, that, I'm not sure, but! But I have a 30% chance that I can cure the Yama Purple Flower Poison in your body, hum! Isn't it the Yama Purple Flower Poison, I've also seen a poison that is more poisonous and terrifying than this, just a Yama Purple Flower Poison, for my aunt and grandmother, just give me some time, and it can naturally be solved, you know, my aunt and grandmother are called evil domain people...... Forehead...... That one...... I forgot. ”
Seeing that Han Lingqing's eyes began to dodge, and he wanted to stop talking, Mo Xuan smiled strangely, and said in a low voice: "Is it called by the people of the Evil Domain...... The world's first aunt and grandmother who can cheat on eating and drinking? ”
Han Lingqing's expression suddenly became annoyed, his little hand clenched into a fist, and without saying a word, he punched Mo Xuan in the stomach.
Boom!
Mo Xuan snorted, his face was a little pale, he covered his stomach with his hands, and slowly squatted on the ground.
"Humph! Stinky boy! Dare to arrange my aunt and grandmother! Han Lingqing clapped his hands and said with a smug snort.
Mo Xuan's forehead was about to form a cold sweat, he gritted his teeth and twitched, and he couldn't help but set off a storm in his heart, how could this little girl's fist power be so terrifying?! He himself knows very well that his physical body is from a small refining body to now, even if he is in the same level, he dare not say that his physical body of the same level is invincible, it is also one of the best existences, but now he was hammered like this by the little girl in front of him who is only as tall as his chest? !
Goodbye Jiangdong father......
The monkeys standing on one side had already been stunned by the scene in front of them.
"Hey! Get up for me, squat on the ground and play dead for me! I know my aunt and grandmother, I am amazing, and I will pay attention to my aunt and grandmother in the future! Otherwise, I won't just hammer you in the stomach, I'm going to kick your bird! Han Lingqing kicked Mo Xuan a few times and said with a cruel smile.
When Mo Xuan heard the last sentence, he instantly felt a burst of coldness under his crotch, as if the pain in his stomach had been transferred to his crotch, and Mo Xuan couldn't help but burst into tears in his heart.
This is really a grinding little demon girl.
"Why do you have so much strength?!" Mo Xuan finally stood up and asked with a bitter face.
Han Lingqing rubbed his fists proudly and said, "Hmph, it's not good to be born!" So you pay attention to what you say in the future! Or I'll kick your birdie!" ”
Mo Xuan looked at the few monkeys who were already stunned on the side, nodded with a wry smile and said, "Okay, let's hurry up and get on the road, don't delay the time, it's almost dark this day."
The group hit the road again, but the more they went inside, the fewer and fewer demon beasts that attacked them on the way.
"Twitter...... Roar, roar, roar, ......" The monkey pointed ahead, not knowing what to say, Mo Xuan and Han Lingqing looked in the direction that the monkey was pointing, and only saw a treetop like the top of a mushroom in the distance ahead.
The more I walked to the back, the mushroom-shaped treetop gradually became clearer underneath, only to see that it was a huge tree, this tree is towering, luxuriant, just from a distance it looks like a giant tree, the unique feature is that the treetop of the giant tree is not ordinary and pointy, but spreads and circles around, forming a treetop like a mushroom, and then look at this giant tree from a distance, you may think that it is a towering mushroom.
"That's their race, is it their whole race in that tree?" Han Lingqing looked at the big tree in front of him with his eyes open, and said suspiciously.
"It should be, leave it alone for now, the purpose of our trip is just to get monkey wine." Mo Xuan shook his head and said.
As Mo Xuan and the others advanced towards the big tree, they did not encounter any demon beast attacks in the end, but there were more monkeys jumping on the big trees on the side of the road along the way, and those monkeys jumped over from a distance, standing on the tree closest to Mo Xuan and the others, silent, just staring at the monkeys beside Mo Xuan, for a while, the whole forest was a little quiet.
"Why do I feel that this atmosphere is a little wrong, look at this posture, is it going to fight?!" Han Lingqing said to Mo Xuan with a panicked expression.
Han Lingqing's words were not transmitted with his divine sense, and the monkeys next to him naturally heard it, and the burly monkey led by him walked over and hurriedly waved his hand, his mouth chattering, a little hurried.
"I'm scared to death, as long as it's not a fight." Han Lingqing hurriedly patted her little chest and said with a sigh of relief.
When Mo Xuan saw Han Lingqing's appearance, his expression couldn't help but become weird, and he thought, you Han Lingqing's aunt and grandmother Han have so much strength, and they can use needles, will they be afraid of these monkeys?!
Of course, Mo Xuan didn't say this sentence, after all, the power of the previous punch still has residual power, to be precise, it is that sentence.