Zhong Qing and Teacher Wei ran and played for a while, and finally Teacher Wei surrendered first: "Okay, don't make trouble, keep walking, now your hands are not sore, your legs are not weak, you can drive." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

After Zhong Qing heard this, he was immediately moved by a warm current in his heart, and then pouted: "Why is this girl so similar to Dahua, obviously it doesn't mean this, I have to express it in another way, it really is, if you are thick-skinned, you will die or not." ”

Back in the car, Zhong Qing picked up ten packs of snacks at one time, dismantled them all, and then changed the ten snacks to eat, but Teacher Wei was much calmer, took a loaf of bread and gnawed silently, occasionally raising his head to drink a sip of water.

Fortunately, Zhong Qingyi is bold now, otherwise, she really wouldn't dare to sit in the car driven by Teacher Wei.

Teacher Wei drove the car for two hours, and then asked a question she had been concerned about: "Zhong Qing, are you a legendary immortal?" ”

"Poof......

Zhong Qing immediately vomited the dried plums in his mouth, wiped his chin depressedly, and looked at Teacher Wei helplessly: "Teacher Wei, what did you say last time, the universe is very big, human beings are so small, I thought you were a staunch atheist, what's wrong, this blink of an eye, I believe in immortals and worship Buddha?" ”

"Those are two different things."

Teacher Wei replied with a light smile: "Immortals, demons, demons, and Buddhas, don't you think they actually look like some aliens?" ”

"The immortal who can fly is the one who steps on a flying saucer under his feet."

"Demons with horns are even simpler, there are more creatures with horns, and there is something strange about a humanoid species with horns."

"There are also demons, flower fairies, fox fairies, now some women who mess with dogs have given birth to dog-headed human monsters, if there are many such monsters to a certain number, they will become demons, what a normal thing, although it is disgusting."

"Ghosts are even simpler, after a person dies, the string energy body does not disappear in an instant, it will remain, in some special circumstances, it seems to others to see ghosts like watching a movie."

"As for the Buddha, I really can't think of any explanation, I can only say that I am compassionate and live in the hearts of the people who respect it."

Hearing Mr. Wei's long list of words, Zhong Qing couldn't help but sigh: "Yo, yo, I really can't see it, Mr. Wei is still a philosopher, just these few words, you can throw those fartless brick families on TV to the moon in minutes." ”

"That's, it's not that the teacher is boasting, in terms of blindly withdrawing eggs, no one has been able to withdraw you Teacher Wei!"

Teacher Wei slapped his chest with his left hand and laughed proudly.

Zhong Qing covered her forehead and sighed secretly: "How can you be as scoundrel as Dahua, and you can still say it so high-sounding, by the way, she said that she has also been to Fuding." ”

Zhong Qing smiled and asked, "Teacher Wei, do you know a person named Xia Min in Fuding?" ”

"Ahem...... Cough...... Ahem......"

Teacher Wei immediately coughed loudly: "You know this, too?" I tempted him at the beginning, but he didn't look down on me, saying that he wanted to keep his first time with his wife, and only one woman for the rest of his life. Now, I don't know if there are zombies! ”

"Ahem...... Cough...... Ahem......"

This time, Cheng Zhongqing, the person who coughed, looked at Teacher Wei with a frightened face: "I fucking saved my rival, Nima, do you want to cut her down, you dare to rob me of the big flower!" Yes, she said that she didn't succeed, then she is not a rival in love, but it's okay. ”

Zhong Qing regained her composure, and suddenly thought again: "Have you tempted him?" How old was he at the time? ”