"Good! That's good! 'Wenbi' and 'Wubi' are all fine! Zhong Beauty, you can decide directly! We are both civil and military! "The crowd is already getting up. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Zhong Wei just tilted her head, allowing the men to continue to focus on her choppy chest, her eyes still on Thangka.

Thangka smiled, scooped up a spoonful of the thick soup of the "Qianzhen Jar" and put it in his mouth, swallowed it slowly, and said with a smile: "If you follow me!" Let's come to Ya first, 'Wenbi'! After the drinking atmosphere reaches a peak, let's continue the 'martial arts' and set off another new peak! ”

"Good!" Huo Zhenyue applauded with a big mouth at this time, "Then let's go one peak after another!" Miss Zhong, it's up to you whether this first peak can come smoothly! Since it was proposed by you, let's start with you! ”

Zhong Wei nodded slightly, her plump breasts were trembling slightly, and she only heard her groan slightly, and said: "Then I will recite a song of Xu Zhimo's "Farewell Kangqiao" to everyone!" ”

As soon as this statement came out, it immediately amazed the four seats.

You must know that Xu Zhimo's "Farewell to Kangqiao" is a famous article, it is very lingering and charming, and it is relatively long, many paragraphs, it is not easy to memorize it in one go.

At this moment, Zhong Wei cleared his throat, and a song "Farewell Kangqiao" had already blurted out.

Gently I go, as softly I came;

I beckoned softly, and made a cloud of the western sky.

The golden willow on the bank of the river is the bride in the sunset;

The glamorous scenery in the waves rippled in my heart.

The green wattles on the soft mud are swaggering at the bottom of the water;

In the soft waves of the River Cam, I am willing to be a water weed!

Who said that the big-breasted person has no brain, who dares to say that the gorgeous person must be talentless! Far from it!

After reciting this head, in addition to Huo Zhenyue, several talented people who were big secretaries were already stunned, especially Thangka, who was a Chinese major, heard this poem recited by such a beautiful person, which was really fascinating, reminding him of the happy times when men and women in college were nostalgic for literature together.

The pool under the shade of the elm is not a clear spring, but a rainbow in the sky;

Crumpled among the floating algae, precipitating a rainbow-like dream.

Looking for a dream? Hold a penny and wander towards the greener grass;

Loaded with a boatload of starlight, singing in the starlight.

But I can't play songs, quietly it's a parting sheng flute;

Xia Worm is also silent for me, silence is Kangqiao tonight!

At this point in the poem, Thangka couldn't help but follow her to recite the most classic of the last piece.

Quietly I went, as quietly I came;

I waved my sleeves and didn't take a cloud with me.

After reciting, Zhong Wei smiled and looked around.

It was a long time before thunderous applause erupted from the table, accompanied by the men's whistles and "hmm" howls.

Thangka's eyes had already emitted infinite light, all of which made Huo Zhenyue, who was deliberately laughing out loud, see it in his eyes.

My Fair Girl, Good Gentleman. I can't ask for it, but I can't think about it. Leisurely, tossing and turning.

Beautiful women are loved by everyone, just like the brightest female stars with the highest appearance rate in film and television, the "goddess" that many men look forward to in their dreams, but what can really kiss them or deliberately support them is either rich or expensive.

Therefore, it is possible for Dick Si to counterattack, but it can only be a small probability event, most of the time you can only swallow your saliva, if you really want to compete with the powerful, it can only be a dead end.

After Zhong Wei won the full house, he sat down gently, but the sentence "I waved my sleeves and didn't take away a single cloud" still rippled in every man's heart like an aftersound.

Thangka just wanted to speak, but found that Jin Yuncheng picked up his wine glass and stood up at an inopportune time, and applauded loudly: "Okay!" That's great! Just Chong Zhong Meimei's mesmerizing song "Farewell to Kangqiao" is convincing! I'm all set! I'll do this wine first! ”

After speaking, Ge Xinhe, who was so anxious that he was closest to him, kept glancing at him, but he didn't realize that he was probably already drunk, so after the wine was dried, he still grinned at Zhong Wei Zhile.

Thangka smiled slightly: "Look at it! Look! Yun Cheng couldn't wait to take the initiative to dry the wine, and he didn't need to specify Zhong Beauty! Then isn't the next relay for Yun Cheng, it just so happens that you are also sitting next to Zhong Meinu, so let's start from your side and turn outward! ”

Everyone chimed in: "Yes, yes, yes!" Let's start with Secretary Jin! Yun Cheng! You've got to hold on! We're men waiting for you to fire this shot! ”

Zhong Wei and the other beauties laughed, making Jin Yuncheng a little embarrassed. However, he was obviously quite confident in himself after being driven to the shelves, so he deliberately coughed twice and said loudly: "Then I'm welcome!" Just now, Zhong Meimei gave you an elegant one, and I will give you a vulgar one, which is just elegant and vulgar! ”

Everyone quieted down and listened to him.

"A beautiful woman lives in a high-end hotel, and the bill is 1,000 yuan at the checkout, and she complains that it is too expensive. The manager said it was a standard charge and that the hotel had a swimming pool, gym and wifi. The beauty said that she didn't use it at all, but the manager said that the hotel provided it, and she didn't use it herself! ”

Speaking of this, he paused deliberately, and those who knew him knew that this period was definitely not long, and he was about to shake off his baggage.

Sure enough, he suddenly turned out to be a shy and lovely look, as if he was the innocent beautiful guest, and pretended to be helpless: "This beauty had to open her wallet to pay the bill, but she only took out a 100-yuan bill, saying that she would deduct the 900 yuan that the manager spent with her for the Spring Festival." The manager exclaimed, 'How can I have it?' ’”

Everyone opened their eyes wide at this time, thinking that this was a little erotic story. But he didn't expect him to change the conversation, pretending to be the charming smile of a beautiful guest, and gently stretched out his finger a little: "Guess what, the beautiful woman said: 'Then you can't blame me!'" Like your hotel, I also provide it, but you don't need it yourself! ”

"Hahaha!" When everyone heard this, they laughed, but they didn't know if they forgot to applaud because they were happy, but they didn't hear applause.

Zhang Qing, an innocent girl, grabbed this handle at this time, and said in a pitiful voice: "Brother Jin said it so well! It's just that Sister Zhong has already said just now that the judging standard of today's 'Wenbi' is not to see how everyone laughs, but how to applaud! So ......"

She left half a sentence and didn't say anything, but it was more lethal than saying it, and everyone applauded and responded: "Yes, yes, yes!" Chapter Beauty is right! Secretary Jin, there is really no applause for this! Therefore, Secretary Jin probably has to drink this glass of wine himself! ”

Jin Yuncheng didn't expect to suffer this bad luck, he wanted to show his face in front of the beauties, especially Zhong Wei, but he didn't expect to lift a stone and hit his own feet.

In fact, a discerning person has already seen that he was coaxed into drinking by everyone, not because his jokes were not exciting enough, but because he didn't realize that he had committed a big taboo!

There is no one in the eyes, no distinction between priorities and priorities, and the wrong position, this is the first taboo in politics!

In fact, just now at the door, when Huo Zhenyue began to introduce him as a plainclothes man who did not wear a police uniform, he could have smiled slightly, but he said a little more cleverly, so that the beauties focused their eyes on him, and he had a kind of admiration for the plainclothes police.

At that time, he had already made a big mistake, I thought he would repent in time, but I didn't expect that after two glasses of wine, he became more and more unruly, which should not be even worse, it was already a mistake on top of a mistake!

It's a pity that this guy still doesn't know it, he has a posture that everyone is drunk and I am sober, and he stood up with a "Teng", raised his wine glass and gestured to Zhang Qing: "Okay!" A manly man can bend and stretch, since the rules have been set, then let's implement them! Why don't you just kill this wine! Just do it! ”

He tilted his neck and drank the wine from his glass again.

"Good!" The crowd continued to laugh, and he became more and more proud, until suddenly someone stepped on him.

He immediately felt pain, and was wondering who it was, thinking that it was a beautiful woman who intended to tease, but this foot was very heavy, obviously a man stepped on it, he hurriedly raised his head, and just saw Ge Xinhe glaring at him.

"Old Ge! You ......" He just wanted to ask what was going on, but found that Ge Xinhe was pinching a chopstick with two fingers, as if he was hinting at something.

He hurriedly followed the direction of the chopsticks and looked over, only to realize that Lao Ge was referring to Thangka. Looking at it again, Thangka's eyes emitted a cold light!

Not good! Only then did the plainclothes secretary come to his senses and realize that he had made a big mistake! When he entered the door just now, he almost stole the limelight of Thangka, and if he made more mistakes at this time, it would be an unforgivable sin.

However, aren't there two big beauties sitting next to Thangka, Zhang Qing and Shi Xin? Is he still not satisfied, thinking about the "meat bomb" he has a fancy for?

He didn't dare to think about it, and was thinking about what words to prevaricate. But what's worse is that after the "Lao Ge" sentence just now, everyone has turned their eyes to him, which really shocked him into a cold sweat.

At this moment, Ge Xinhe stood up and saved him from the dire situation. I saw him laughing and taking over the conversation: "Secretary Jin!" Why order my will! You see, everyone else is a woman and a man, and you should be a man and a woman! However, since you ordered me, then I have no choice but to be respectful and obey! ”

To say that Ge Xinhe is older and spicier than Jin Yuncheng, this sentence is not leaky, not only saved Jin Yuncheng's field, but also took the courage to stand up and pick it up.

"Good! Brother Ge! Come on! Thangka's originally brilliant eyes softened, and he led the two beauties next to him to applaud Ge Xinhe and cheer!

Ge Xinhe is very good at ingenuating, he first greeted Thangka respectfully, and then said a few words briefly: "Since several of them are fresh graduates, then I will tell a fresh and romantic story in the school, so that everyone can have fun!" ”