At that moment, Shi Xiaobao revealed the little secret he learned from his memory. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Judging from the text of "Journey to the West", Tang Seng's father is called Chen Guangrui, and Tang Seng's mother is called Yin Wenjiao; This Chen Guangrui won the champion, and was hit by Yin Wenjiao, the daughter of Prime Minister Yin, throwing a hydrangea, and the proper dick silk counterattacked, won Bai Fumei, and embarked on the peak of life; It's a pity that Chen Guangrui is not blessed enough, and on the way to Jiangzhou with his wife, he was killed by Liu Hong and Li Biao, not only his wife was robbed, but even his official position was snatched away by Liu Hong.

So, there is a plot of Shi Xiaobao and others later-Xuanzang's life experience.

Of course, this is only on the surface, and if you carefully analyze the plot, it is another story.

There's an old saying that fairy tales are all lies.

What kind of dick silk counterattack, what won Bai Fumei, fake, all fake, the reason why Yin Wenjiao wanted to marry Chen Guangrui, just to find a cheap father for his baby.

Why?

There is evidence for this.

The evidence is that the time when Xuanzang was born is too strange, and it is so strange that it is miserable.

It is clearly recorded in the original text that Xuanzang was born three months after Chen Guangrui's death, which was later said by Xuanzang himself.

So, how long was Chen Guangrui from getting married to being killed?

In the original text, Chen Guangrui won the champion, crossed the horse and paraded the street, and met Yin Wenjiao, the daughter of the prime minister, to play hydrangea to recruit relatives, just wearing Guangrui's black gauze hat. That night he went to church and entered the room. Early the next morning, I went to work with my beautiful wife.

Starting from the capital, "Guangrui went home", that is, he went home by the way, and took up his mother to take office together, "Mother Zhang's great joy, that day", passing through Wanhuadian, Zhang's illness, stayed for three days, Chen Guangrui was afraid of delaying the deadline, so he took his wife to take the first step, this go, he walked to the Hongjiang ferry, and died.

The route to the post came out, Beijing - Chen Guangrui's house - Wanhuadian - Hongjiang ferry - Jiangzhou.

So, how long did it take?

Later, when Xuanzang saw his mother-in-law, he explained: Xuanzang led his mother-in-law to Liu Xiaoer's store, and then wrapped the coil with his mother-in-law and said: "I will go back for more than a month." ”

This "month" refers to:

From Wanhuadian through Chen Guangrui's house to the capital to report the news, stay at my grandfather's house for a few days, and then return to Jiangzhou to take revenge, and when everything is done, I will come to Wanhuadian to pick up my mother-in-law, only in about 1 month.

Xuanzang is a monk, and he generally doesn't know how to speak, not to mention his mother-in-law, so he should have more time to count, maybe less than 1 month. He gave his mother-in-law about 1 month of living expenses.

It's only a month in total, first go to the capital, then go to Jiangzhou to take revenge, and then come back to pick up your mother-in-law, which is equivalent to taking Chen Guangrui's two trips, and if you make a single trip, it will only be 15 days, among them, you have to live in the capital for a few days, and the time is even less.

Of course, Xuanzang is eager for revenge, and he will be faster than Chen Guangrui all the way, so how much faster?

1. Chen Guangrui's house went to Wanhuadian.

On the same day, he departed from Chen Guangrui's house, that is, at Chen Guangrui's house, at most one day; "On the road for a few days, go to Wanhuadian Liu Xiaoer's house to settle down", "several days", for a few days, generally refers to 3 days, or 3-5 days, if there are 7-10 days is "ten days", if more than 10 days, it is more than ten days.

So from Chen Guangrui's house to Wanhuadian, it took about 4 days.

In Wanhuadian, the mother Zhang missed the illness for 2 days, Guangrui said: "This store has been living for three days, the limit is urgent, the child wants to get up tomorrow, I don't know if the mother is in good health?" Zhang said: "My body is not happy, and the road is hot at this time, and I am afraid of adding disease." You can rent a house here and live with me temporarily. Pay some coils here, you two will go to work first, but Hou Qiuliang will come to pick me up. Guangrui consulted with his wife, rented a house, paid for the entangled with his mother, and went with his wife to say goodbye. Chen Guangrui planned to leave together on the fourth day, but her mother told them to go first. So, they left first on the 3rd day.

In other words, Chen Guangrui was at home and in Wanhuadian, and was delayed for a total of 5 days, and it took 4 days on the road.

2. From Wanhuadian to Hongjiang Ferry.

The original text reads: "Xiaoxing stayed overnight, but he didn't realize that he had arrived at the Hongjiang ferry. ”

Xiaoxing overnight stay is an idiom, which refers to rushing in the morning, staying in a hotel at night, starting from Wanhuadian during the day, and arriving at the hotel at Hongjiang Ferry at night.

Immediately after: "I didn't realize that I had arrived at the Hongjiang ferry." I saw Liu Hong and Li Biao in the water, and they came to the shore to greet them. So, Chen Guangrui and his wife got on the thief ship by mistake.

That same night, Chen Guangrui was killed. "Hold the boat until there is no one in the middle of the night, wait until the third watch is quiet, kill the servant first, beat Guangrui to death, and push the corpse into the water."

3. From Hongjiang Ferry to Jiangzhou.

After Liu Hong and Li Biao killed Chen Guangrui, "they said that Miss Yin hated Liu Thief and hated not eating meat and sleeping skins, just because she was pregnant, unknown men and women, and had no choice but to obey." In the middle of looking forward to it, I didn't realize that I had arrived in Jiangzhou. ”

After a few more days, we arrived in Jiangzhou.

Alright, the journey is over.

Then, the results are out.

Chen Guangrui went from marriage to braiding, according to the walking time, a total of more than 10 days; According to Xuanzang's time plus the delay time in between, it will be 20 days at most.

20 days, three months after Chen Guangrui's death, Xuanzang was born.

In other words, Xuanzang was born less than four months after Comrade Chen Guangrui got married.

How premature does this have to be?

Four months, according to the physiological characteristics of people, a four-month premature baby, let alone that era, even now, is enough to survive.

However, Xuanzang survived, and he was able to take a wooden plank and drift to Jinshan Temple, where he was collected and raised by monks.

Strange, right?

Therefore, this Xuanzang is not Chen Guangrui's species at all, Yin Wenjiao was pregnant long before Chen Guangrui got married, and she has been pregnant for several months.

Pregnant women are generally more than four months pregnant, and if they wear loose clothes, it is more normal to be pregnant in five or six months.

Therefore, there is the scene where Yin Wenjiao throws the hydrangea, she is already pregnant, she can't hide it, and she must quickly find a cheap father for the child, as for Chen Guangrui, she just happened to be unlucky and was hit.

There is a reason for saying this.

said that Yin Wenjiao threw the hydrangea, "just hit the black gauze hat of the light stamen." Suddenly listening to the sound of sheng flute and fine music, more than a dozen concubines walked downstairs, grabbed the head of the light horse, and welcomed the champion into the prime minister's mansion to get married. The prime minister and his wife immediately came out of the court, called the guests to praise them, and matched the young lady with Guangrui. After worshipping heaven and earth, the husband and wife worshipped each other, and then worshiped their father-in-law and mother-in-law. ”

Look, it's only a matter of three or five minutes, and Chen Guangrui, a stupid kid, has already gotten married before he can react!

How does this have to be? What fucked up parents does this have?

What is the eight characters of the birthday, what is the words of the matchmaker of the parents, what is the bride price wedding, all of them are not needed, and the wedding will be done in minutes; This is also the most flashy flash marriage since the beginning of the world.

The reason for this is that it doesn't matter who you marry, it doesn't matter how you marry, as long as you marry out.

PS (It's unlucky enough during this time.,The car had an accident.,People aren't feeling well.,I owe a lot of chapters to everyone.,I just calculated.,A total of 13 chapters are owed.,I'll make up for it slowly.,Thank you for your support.。 ）