Chapter 1 Otaku Jiang Dongcheng
What is Otaku?
It refers to the group of people who stay in the house every day and don't go out, play games and go to BBS every day. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
It is characterized by not going out and not socializing much.
The term "otaku".
Nowadays, it has become a common phenomenon in Chinese mainland.
For example, 90.9% of the people who read books now are almost all otaku tendencies, or they are otaku at all.
In addition to work. Come to think of it, we all hate to go outside.
Every network cable is a perfect life.
In fact, this is caused by the material affluence of today's life, the extreme emptiness of spiritual civilization, and the increasing social pressure.
We who live on novels do not have good social opportunities, but we have encountered the products of the special era of high housing prices and rising unemployment.
Gradually, it also makes us feel panic when interacting with the outside world, so we escape, indulge in the virtual world, and release psychological pressure.
However, the term otaku is not unique to China.
In today's Asian cultural circle, men tend to be homeless.
Like Japan and South Korea, the house is even more flaunted.
Without their group of people with us, how could we be at home?
And the story I wrote this time is the story of a Korean otaku who becomes a big star.
An otaku brother who changed his life because of an accident, and got honor and countless stars.
Jiang Dongcheng is a veteran.
When I was in high school, I hated studying and played games in Internet cafes all day long. So after graduating from high school at the age of seventeen, in order to avoid his family, he went out to join the army.
In the blink of an eye, two years passed, and after he was discharged from the army at the age of nineteen, he started a new life on his own.
However, two years of military career still can't change his homely nature.
Because he was young, the family wanted him to repeat his studies.
Going to a university as a veteran.
But the old man said bitterly that Jiang Dongcheng really hates reading. It's even more annoying to go to college.
So relying on the army's retirement allowance, as well as the introduction of a big brother in the army at the same time.
He continued to work with his family, and now he is finally a freelancer who supports himself.
As for the job content, I am a professional gamer.
There are also a variety of games for the Raiders, and "World of Warcraft" is its main target.
And now it's been two months since I was discharged. Jiang Dongcheng is because he mixes well. For this reason, he also self-proclaimed himself as a model of a good otaku in the new era
There are four reasons why
The first is self-sufficient
As the saying goes, people must face the reality, and if they don't work to make money, they can't have the capital to stay at home.
The first quality that elite otaku in the new era has, Jiang Dongcheng has done very well.
And that one is self-reliant.
Out of a crazy obsession with hobbies, the new generation of otaku have the capital to support themselves by their jobs.
Like Jiang Dongcheng, he belongs to the best type.
In addition to his daily professional website life, in order to make ends meet, Jiang Dongcheng paid everything by himself, including the cost of the house and the food expenses, which he earned by himself by fighting Warcraft and buying equipment.
In essence, it is different from the traditional sense that the guys who spend their parents' hard-earned money to show off.
Second, the otaku is very attached to the things he focuses on
In the modern sense, otaku often invest more energy and financial resources than ordinary people can imagine in the things they focus on, and their personal preferences are not limited to one.
Let's take Jiang Dongcheng's spare time. In addition to playing games
Almost all of them are spent watching female stars and romantic action movies.
In just over two months, after being discharged from the army, Jiang Dongcheng has watched a few 500 love action movies on his small computer.
And if it is said that watching love action movies is to solve physiological needs. Then watching female stars is for lewdness.
For example, Jiang Dongcheng's favorite idol, Lee Hyo-ri, has been liked since the Finkl period.
For this person, Jiang Dongcheng has now spent 50% of his salary to support him.
In addition, Jiang Dongcheng is the kind of person who belongs to Jiang Dongcheng as long as someone entrusts him with Jiang Dongcheng, Jiang Dongcheng is persistent with the same attitude and never perfunctory.
Of course, this is also the advantage of otaku.
There is a good saying, persistence is the inherent attitude of otaku, so otaku like to delve into it, and sometimes nitpicking is to the point of staggering.
Of course, Jiang Dongcheng also inherited the shortcomings of otaku.
This is also the reason why he said that he is a role model for otaku in the new era.
In fact, it's otaku's.
Most of the personalities must be low-key and introverted.
That's a nice thing to say. To put it mildly, that is, taciturn (or introverted, or sullen), disdain to socialize (not unlucky), living in their own world and not wanting to come out.
There are good examples of this.
When he was in the army, Jiang Dongcheng broke the record.
Speak no more than 10 sentences a day (at least 2 sentences a day), except for shouting slogans and going to the toilet to report and the like, which is not a communication.
Try to shorten the time and even as fast as flicking your tongue, anyway, you can keep your mouth as close as possible.
Secondly, Jiang Dongcheng himself knows very well that in fact, his psychology is in a sub-healthy state.
When I was in the army, the doctor even said it. But he just had his own pleasure.
Symptoms of mental illnesses like schizophrenia, obsessive-compulsive disorder, etc., are easy to find in Jiang Dongchen's body.
For example, one day their combat team was going out for a meeting, so from the moment Jiang Dongchen stepped out of the house, she was actually no longer her real self.
It's like a thick layer of ice wrapped around the outside of the fire ball, and no one wants to see the fire, because no one can enter the "house" in Jiang Dongcheng's heart.
He was immersed in his own world, and he couldn't help himself.
However, in the final analysis, such a person is a person who lives in his own world.
How can you be connected with the kind of big star who releases his charm all the time, and he will never be able to get in touch.
Let him perform on stage, it would be easier and more convenient to kill him.
He is the kind of master who belongs to the audience, and he is definitely not the kind of person who comes to the stage in person.
Until one day, he saw that sentence on Lee Hyo-ri's official website
"Want to be a big star? Do you want to hold your favorite big star and make her your own personal property? Order me if you want."
Then his life changed.
The little otaku is tragic
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"Want to be a big star? Do you want to hold your favorite big star and make her your own personal property? Order me if you want."
This was last night, when Jiang Dongcheng was browsing Lee Hyori's official website before going to bed.
A text box pops up out of nowhere
For this special text box, Jiang Dongcheng knows very well.
This is a little trick that some immature hacker wants to attract people.
Whether you choose yes or no, it's actually the result of downloading the virus.
However, for such a sentence, when Jiang Dongcheng sneered and planned to turn it off, a strange palpitation made him stop.
No man is possessive, especially after seeing Lee Hyo-ri's official website, Lee Hyo-ri's sexy and charming photo is printed on it.
The little otaku Jiang Dongcheng only thinks that this sentence is particularly magical.
made Jiang Dongcheng's pure and sullen heart confused.
Then an indescribable attraction made him put his finger on the left mouse button, then he tapped on yes, and then, he lost consciousness......
When Jiang Dongcheng woke up again, Jiang Dongcheng didn't have any nonsense about crossing into another world.
Instead, it's in your own room.
And what woke him up was his mobile phone.
Glancing at the time in his hand, Jiang Dongcheng frowned.
It's not eight o'clock in the morning. So early, who looked for him. It seems that electricity is still unknown
After hesitating for a moment, the otaku pressed the answer button.
"Is it Mr. Jiang Dongcheng?"
A strange man's voice came into Jiang Dongcheng's ears, and listening to the voice should not be young. But it's particularly magnetic
The voice on the phone is still very noisy, and it seems that the play is still very rock
“…… Yes. I am," Jiang Dongcheng replied. "May I ask who you are?"
"Have you received the gift that God has prepared for you?"
"This god? What gift? Jiang Dongcheng was still a little dazed in his sleep, and sighed secretly, it couldn't be that he had met a madman
"You're Jiang Dongcheng, yesterday on Lee Hyo-ri's fan site, I clicked on a text box that wants to be a big star?"
The voice on the other end of the phone seemed even more eerie.
"Yes, exactly, who are you?"
"Hehe, I'm the one? Hehe. You can call him Li Shiming. That's my name in the mortal world.
It was my name on this plane at the time.
It's like telling you to be kind to the gift I gave you. You have to work hard. Don't be shy, your personality is very tiring to become a big star. You have to let it go, you know? Otherwise, don't blame me if you can't be a man~! ~”
"Can't be a man!? ……”
"Dudu ......" The other party hung up.
Jiang Dongcheng frowned and thought about it for a while, but he couldn't think of anything.
Because he really doesn't know that being a big star and not being a man can be connected. And what is this Li Shiming
Seeing that the time was too early, Jiang Dongcheng decided to continue sleeping.
And this sleep was also very unsound, and he had just been lying down for five minutes.
I heard the doorbell ringing outside.
When I opened the door, I saw several men in uniform standing at the door.
"Mr. Jiang Dongcheng?"
One of the polite openings. After seeing Jiang Dongcheng nodding, he took out a form: "We have been entrusted by Mr. Li Shiming to send you a gift, please show your documents and sign for it." ”
These people are dressed like ordinary employees of international express companies, but what they say is as indifferent as the person on the phone just now.
And, the most perverted thing is that behind these men, in the stairwell, there is a thing about a person tall and the size of a refrigerator behind them.
What is it? Really a gift? It's just that this gift is a god horse?
Lao Tzu doesn't know Li Shiming.
Some dazed took out his ID card, and after the other party checked that it was correct, Jiang Dongcheng held the idea that the part of his otaku personality would not refuse.
Sign the form......
And the couriers delivered this "refrigerator" to the room, and then politely said goodbye.
Jiang Dongcheng was left alone, looking at his already small mansion stuffed with such a big refrigerator.
After a while, Jiang Dongcheng patted his head and looked for the cut bag!!
After scrambling and opening the extremely tightly packed shell, Jiang Dongcheng saw the contents at a glance......
Silly
And Jiang Dongcheng subconsciously took a few steps back, looking at the refrigerator in front of him in amazement.
To be precise, this can't be regarded as a refrigerator, but it's a bit like the bio warehouse in the science fiction novel that Jiang Dongcheng saw.
And it's all about the biological cabin, and everyone can think of it.
Because there's a person in this thing!!
The scene is very similar to the scene of a certain shoujo manga.
Just look inside the cabinet, there is a girl.
With long flowing hair and closed eyes, the contours of his facial features are exquisite to the extreme
The whole face gathers cute, innocent, charming, and other things that would not have been possible to gather together.
And this girl's figure is also good to the limit.
The scale of the pepper milk is not huge, but the shape is beautiful, and it can be grasped by an adult man;
It is so thin that it is only a small waist with a hand, and a slender and slender body. In a state of complete nakedness, it is simply art, absolutely art
Otaku Jiang Dongcheng subconsciously **. It's like he subconsciously ** when he watched a love action movie. Not looking
He covered himself a little shyly, and wanted to turn around and not look, for fear that he would not be able to control it and solve his first time in front of this girl of unknown origin.
But just when Jiang Dongcheng wanted to turn his head, he saw an incredible scene.
Just look at the "inside the refrigerator" actually flew out of a letter, yes, it flew out.
Then Jiang Dongcheng saw that the letter was like in the Harry Potter novels.
"Mr. Jiang Dongcheng. :
We're sorry we didn't get in touch with you last night after you made your wish to become a big star.
But it's because your identity and situation are too special.
That's why we can't help but carry out professional star-making and training programs for you.
And after a night of planning, we have planned the first step to become a big star.
This project is planned by Mr. Li Shiming. The plan is a two-sided plan for the secret garden,
This plan is between Mr. Jiang Dongcheng, your character is too taciturn, too sullen to show.
As well as the ontological quality, both the voice condition and the dance practice have passed the golden period. And there is no special point of worship in itself.
In this program, you will take turns working on the female body in front of you and your own body.
And the beautiful woman in front of you was specially created by you doing tasks in the early stage, in order to overcome your silent and sullen character of not being able to go on stage.
During the execution of the mission. Your soul will also be on this body part of the time.
The soul attributes of this body are also very high.
In other words, if your soul joins this body, then you can directly use this body to manifest itself in front of everyone with professional strength. It's very easy to get worship points as long as you train hard.
Well, it seems like it's talking nonsense.
Let's wait for the details to talk to the female body in front of you.
The first phase of the mission is officially announced below.
Please become an S.M trainee within a week.
Complete this quest to reward 1,000 Worship Points, as well as a Level 4 Dance Skill!!
If this task is not completed, the host must be a woman for more than half an hour each day.
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