Chapter 189: The Crazy Knight Bus

Harry was so stunned by the sudden emergence of the bus that he forgot about the coldness and dampness of the ground. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Bang!"

The door of the bus opened, and a boy in a purple uniform walked out, he had a pair of big ears, and a lot of acne on his face, he looked to be about eighteen or nineteen years old. Carrying an old-fashioned bus ticket machine around his waist.

He didn't pay attention to Harry sitting on the ground, but looked at a piece of paper or something like that in his hand, and said something in his mouth: "Welcome to the Knight's Bus, this bus is dedicated to the wizards living in the streets, my name is Stan Sampak." It's your conductor tonight. ”

After saying that, he stuffed the piece of paper into his pocket and noticed that the guest in front of him was sitting on the ground.

"Huh? What are you doing sitting on the ground? Stan said in surprise.

Harry looked at him helplessly, stood up and said, "I was already sitting on the ground just now, are you a novice?" ”

"How do you know? Today is my first day on the job. Stan asked.

Harry said, "Because there's no need for a veteran to look at a piece of paper and talk. ”

"Oh! Yes, you're quite right. Stan said boredly, then impatiently said, "Hurry up and get in the car, I'm thankful for all the flowers I've been waiting for." ”

"Huh!" Harry looked at the two strange cars and asked, "Is this ...... What kind of car is it? ”

"Oh! Please, didn't you hear what I just said? A knight's bus that picks up and drops off wizards on the streets. Okay, hurry up and get in the car! ”

Harry nodded, grabbed his luggage and walked towards the car, just as he was about to get into the car, Harry missed and looked across the road, the big black dog was gone.

"What are you looking at?" Stan also looks across the street and asks curiously.

"Oh, nothing!" Harry said.

Stan grabbed Harry's luggage and said, "Stop grinding, get in the car!" ”

It was only after getting into the car that Harry noticed that the car was different, the first driver was a very old man, and he smelled alcohol as soon as he got into the car. There was also a strange black head ornament hanging on the front of the car. The most peculiar thing is that there are no seats in the car, and there are beds.

Curious, Harry walked over and noticed that some of the beds were already lying there, asleep. On the shelves on the wall of the car, there are candles for lighting, and on the back of the car hangs a "human head decoration" that is exactly the same as the front. In short, the bus exudes a strangeness from the car to the driver.

"Oops!" Stan struggled to carry Harry's luggage to the car, panting and saying, "Good fellow, this is the first time I've seen someone make a knight's bus with an owl." ”

Harry just nodded, and continued to look at the car without speaking. There is a staircase leading to the second floor, which is arranged in a similar way to the first floor.

"Oh! Go inside, go inside! It's already booked! Stan wheeled Harry inside.

Harry's bed was in the middle and back of the car, and he sat down on the bed and asked curiously, "Can I still reserve a place?" ”

"Of course you think!" Stan said with a look of course, then took a ticket from the ticket machine on his waist and handed it to Harry, saying, "Chenghui, eleven silver Siko." ”

Harry took the ticket and hurriedly took the money out of his pocket and handed it over. Stan takes the money and immediately knocks on the window, and then the "human head" in the back of the car actually speaks.

"Let's drive, Ernne!"

Harry was startled, and then he heard the same thing coming from the front of the car, and Harry thought it must be the head ornament in front of him who spoke.

"Yo-hoo! Sit down, it's been a bumpy ride! Hahaha! ”

The head laughed excitedly, and suddenly the car accelerated, and Harry was thrown on the bed without sitting still. What made him even more alarmed was that the bed in the car was not fixed, and it was shaking back and forth. It's unbelievable that the guys who slept on it didn't wake up.

Harry gripped the edge of the bed before he could sit up, but his body shook and he looked out the window and the view quickly fell backwards. Harry didn't think even the fastest sports car was as fast as this bus.

"Squeak...... ......"

The car took a sharp turn without slowing down, and if it hadn't grabbed the side of the bed, Harry felt that he would have been thrown out even if he slept in the bed. Now he can be sure that the old driver who drove was definitely drinking, and driving like this is simply a matter of life. But what struck him was that the car, although it shook badly, didn't hit anything. You must know that now the car has driven to the street, and there are many cars and pedestrians.

"Oops! I'll go! Harry felt like he was about to throw up, but Stan, the conductor sitting in front of him, was as steady as Tarzan and did not feel the slightest discomfort, he looked at Harry curiously, and asked, "What did you say your name was just now?" ”

"Huh!" Harry barely managed to sit down and said, "I'm sorry, I don't think I told you my name. ”

"Oh! Is it? Stan suddenly realized, "Where are you going?" ”

The car turned again, and Harry said uncomfortably, "Huh...... I...... I'm going to the Leaky Cauldron Bar, and ...... Can you ...... Slow down! ”

"Huh!" Stan smirked, "Sorry, this car only has this speed." Hear the cauldron bar! ”

Stan said to the head as he knocked on the glass, and then the head sang a rap in Harry's surprised eyes.

"Yo Yo! Broken Cauldron Bar, if you order bean soup, eat it first, don't be eaten by it...... Hahaha! ”

At this moment, the car began to shake violently from side to side. Harry looked outside to see the car on a lively street, surrounded by cars and pedestrians. The Knight Bus shuttles from one traffic to the next.

"Won't Muggles see us?" Harry asked curiously.

Stan laughed, "Muggles? Ha ha! They can't see anything! ”

"yes yes, muggles don't see anything, they still feel it when they poke them with a fork. Ha ha! The head started rapping again.

Harry was so uncomfortable now that he was about to vomit, and the rap of that human head had undoubtedly made his "discomfort expand"!

"Can you shut him up?" Harry said helplessly.

Stara shrugged his shoulders and smiled, "Sorry, this is a bit difficult!" ”

"Oh!" Suddenly there was a howl from the front, and the head shouted, "Ernie, there's an old woman right ahead!" ”

Harry hurriedly looked ahead, and an old woman with a clock pushed the "senior car" slowly across the street.

"Squeak......

The car slowed down suddenly, the tires rubbed against the ground and made a screeching sound, and almost instantly the car stopped from the same speed as before, right in front of the old woman. A little further she would have been knocked off, and Harry was not as good as she was, and was sent flying out and falling on another bed.

"Damn! It's terrible! Harry said uncomfortably.

"Huh!" Starr seemed to be very happy to see Harry's tragic image, and smiled, "Huh! Get used to it, just get used to it! ”

Then Harry heard the head start the countdown: "10, 8, 7......"

"What is it doing?" Harry asked hurriedly.

Stan laughed, "You should think of it." ”

The old woman walked slowly, counting the heads, and Harry looked at the old woman nervously and even tried to tell her to leave.

“3、2、2.3、1.75、0”

"Whoosh!"

At the moment of exit "0", the car instantly "catapulted" out, but fortunately this time Harry was prepared to lie on the bed in advance.

"Whew!" Harry breathed a sigh of relief before sitting up, as Stan held a newspaper and stared at it nonchalantly.

On the front page of the newspaper was a photograph of a bearded man roaring like a wild beast. Harry was surprised and said, "Sirius Black! ”

Stan puts down the newspaper and says, "Oh! You know him too. Then you have to be careful! ”

Stan sneered and said grimly, "He's a murderer...... The first prisoner to escape from Azkaban. He's in the service of a mysterious man! ”

"Oh! Is it? That's horrible. Harry said lightly.

Stan pouts in dissatisfaction when he sees Harry's boring expression. Then Stan suddenly saw something, his expression was very excited, and said; "Oooh! Now there's a lot of fun! ”

Harry hurriedly turned to look, and then his eyes almost didn't fly.

By this time, the car had already driven to the bridge, and the two rows of double-decker buses in front of it were running side by side, and there was no place to cross except the water and the sky, but the drunken Ernie of the driver of the knight bus did not seem to slow down.

"Oooh! Ernie, notice that there are two double-decker buses ahead that are getting closer and closer to us! The man's hair spoke.

The old driver, Ernie, suddenly came to his senses and stepped on the brakes. The car stopped instantly, and it didn't ...... It shouldn't have been said to stop, because Harry didn't feel the slightest bit of inertia. Looking around, all the cars slowed down, as if a movie was slowing down.

Ernie immediately pulled down a lever, and the head immediately turned to look at Harry and said, "Watch your head! ”

Then, in Harry's stunned gaze, the knight's bus and its contents, including the few of them, were all squashed. The "noodle" knight bus passed between the two double-decker buses, and Harry looked at his body, which was too "slim".

When the knight's bus passed by, Harry had gained experience and hurried to the bed.

"Whoosh!"

The car "flew" out like a rocket, and everything was back to its original state.

There was silence in front of the Leaky Cauldron, maybe it was a rainy night or even those foraging wildcats, only a Muggle car, but suddenly ......

"Squeak......

There was a sound of sudden braking, and a double-decker bus emerged from the air. The door opened, and a figure ran out quickly, came to the wall, and vomited.

It was only after he vomited that Harry felt better, and he swore that he would never be a knight bus even if he walked.

"Hey! Man, your luggage! Stan took Harry's luggage off.

Harry waved his hand without looking back, and Stan smiled, "Welcome to the next ride on the Knight Bus!" ”

When Stan gets inside, the Rider Bus burrows into the air again and disappears as if nothing had happened. Harry picked up his luggage with a blue face and complained, "I have a brain disease to make this kind of bus!" (To be continued.) )