Chapter 20: This Man Is Crazy
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The bridge of the nose weakly glanced at Jiang Yuan, who was beside him with a sinister face, and said a little twisted:
"Brother Jiang, this is a small business, the two you ordered, can only place 20 bets at a time, this bet is 10 yuan, which is two hundred, this ...... Brother Jiang, do you know my family's economic conditions......"
Before he finished speaking, Moxigan pushed the bridge of his nose and staggered, and squeezed it up with a mouthful of Trump.
"Go, go, go! What are you talking about? Jiang Guo is making you money, what do you mean? Isn't it? β
Jiang Yuan's face looked a little better, but looking at the bridge of his nose that he wanted to say something, an evil fire surged up in his heart again.
"Humph!"
"Hey! Jiang Guo, don't be angry, you are definitely on the top of the list, spicy Yang Tian, even if you think about it with your toes, you can't be on the list. β
Moxigan had obviously carefully studied the book "On the Self-cultivation of a Qualified Dog-legged Person", and Jiang Yuan smiled with just the right amount of sycophancy, and began to be humble again.
"You can't say that, wouldn't it be embarrassing if it wasn't?"
Raising his eyebrows, Jiang Yuan grinned, "Don't worry, what you earn is yours, and what you lose is mine." β
Hearing this, the face of the collapsed nose bridge instantly became active, and he hurriedly stepped forward with a smile, and Mo Xigan quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and when he turned his face, he looked flattering again:
"I told you to sprinkle, follow the Jiang pot, we will drink spicy wine with the second fragrance, you still don't believe it, just buy as much as you call here, I borrowed several friends' numbers, bought a lot!"
"Besides, we helped Jiangguo pull so many tickets, are you still afraid that you won't be able to get the first place?"
Jiang Yuan really smiled when he heard this, "You kid is on the road!" Let me tell you, when I am my little brother, I won't let you suffer, I'll treat you to lunch today! β
"That's a good feeling, thank you Jiangguo!"
Jiang Yuan's face was full of smiles, and he felt that Trump listened to it a lot.
"Ding Dong!"
At twelve o'clock, the mobile phone prompt sounded on time, and Jiang Yuan, who was sitting on the fourth floor of the canteen and slowly sending the meat to his mouth on a special plate, was shocked, but he was forced to calm down, as if it was useless to hear it at all.
The bridge of the nose collapsed a little and couldn't sit still, "Brother Jiang, it seems that the list of people has come out......"
"Hmm." Jiang Yuan responded casually and continued to eat.
Moxigan decisively gave the bridge of the nose a stir-fried chestnut.
"What do you mean by that? Why don't you believe in the strength of Jiang Guo? We won this money properly, if you don't have it, Lao Tzu will eat live broadcast! β
"Yes, yes......" Collapsed nose covered his head, and had to nod aggrievedly.
Jiang Yuan took out a tissue, wiped his mouth, and his face looked a little better, "Okay, you guys go and take a look, it's not calm at all." β
The bridge of the nose hurriedly responded, took out his mobile phone and hurriedly flipped out the interface of the official account, and Mo Xigan glanced over there without leaving a trace.
Jiang Yuan's hand unconsciously clenched the tissue in his hand, but the next moment it suddenly let go.
Shaking his head slightly, Jiang Yuan sighed silently, what is there to worry about?
The first must be his own, as for Yang Tian's beam-jumping clown, can he be on the list? No international jokes!
Eat well, well, that's it.
Jiang Yuan picked up the chopsticks again and put the food in his mouth, but the collapsed nose bridge next to him began to snort.
"This ...... This...... How is this possible? β
Seeing that Jiang Yuan frowned over there, the bridge of his nose was excited, and he directly put the screen in front of Jiang Yuan's eyes, "Brother Jiang, not only are you not the first, but you are not even the second!" β
"cough cough cough cough ..... vomit ......"
Jiang Yuan was so excited that he was choked half to death, and in an instant, coughs and sneezes resonated, snot and tears flew together, and the dinner plate was suddenly in a mess.
Mo Xigan glared at the bridge of his nose fiercely, and hurriedly patted Jiang Yuan's back and breathed, "Don't worry, drink water, drink water!" β
Jiang Yuan took the water cup, poured it hard, and heard the voice of the collapsed nose bridge in his ear and the death of the person: "Brother Jiang, my money ......"
For a moment, Jiang Yuan only felt that his qi and blood were surging, the food in his throat was mixed with liquid, and something was rising in his chest.
"Poof!"
"Eh!"
"I'll go!"
"Damn, this guy is insane and squirting water everywhere!"
"Lao Tzu is really unlucky!"
"Let's go!"
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On the second floor of the cafeteria, Yang Tian and the others, who quickly solved the problem of eating, walked towards the dormitory while laughing, and as soon as they reached the staircase, they bumped into Jiang Yuan, who was walking down from above.
"What's going on? Jiang Yuan was picked up? Why is there all the rice residue on your body? The little fat man jumped out for the first time and successfully attracted Jiang Yuan's attention.
Jiang Yuan blushed and patted the almost wet clothes on his body again, knocked off the hand that wanted to help with the bridge of his nose, and then ...... He glared at Yang Tian viciously.
Yang Tian blinked innocently, looking at Jiang Yuan, who was staring at him for no reason, and his eyes were still blazing, he only felt that his mind was full of black question marks.
Anyway, what's going on?
You are old and I didn't splash it, saying that you were picked up by the little fat man and not me, you took the trouble to bypass the little fat man's one or two hundred pounds of meat, you have to stare at me, aren't you tired?
Watching Jiang Yuan go down step by step, watching him tilt his head stubbornly like a sunflower, Yang Tian felt that he needed to respond to Jiang Yuan's "respect" to himself.
So he smiled, then raised his hand and waved it gently.
"Ahem! Ahem, ahemβ"
Jiang Yuan seemed to be choked again, and the voice sounded really miserable, as if he was going to cough up his lungs.
Yang Tian frowned and shook his head, with a look of embarrassment, and when he turned his face, he saw that all his three roommates were looking at him in surprise, and he couldn't help but blink innocently again.
"What's on my ..... face? Or are the clothes worn backwards? β
Yang Tian really suspected that his clothes were worn backwards, after all, he ran back to the dormitory from the snack street early in the morning, and it was possible to make mistakes in his busy schedule, otherwise why would everyone be looking at him?
"It's fine." The little fat man smiled so hard that his eyes narrowed into crooked slits, one hand gave him a thumbs up, and the other hand hugged Yang Tian, "Brother, I like it!" β
Yang Tian trembled, slipped out of the little fat man's arm, and instantly widened the distance.
The fourth brother who was holding the mobile phone next to him coughed twice and pushed his glasses, "Third brother, I know why Jiang Yuan is so angry." β
took the fourth child's mobile phone, and it was the "Freshman Billboard" just pushed out by the official account.