In a house in Lanxi City, Qingdao City, Shandong Province, there is such a boy, he sits at the computer, his left hand is on his head, and his right hand is boringly flipping through the web page. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

'Ah~~No Wenfang Society looks at me and I'm going to die~~'

The boy finally couldn't help but moan fiercely.

Holding his head in pain with both hands, he gestured to death.

'Di Di Di' suddenly the sound of QQ pulled the boy back to reality, and the boy operated the mouse with blank eyes to open QQ, and a chat box popped up.

The name of the chat box on the opposite side is "Little Conch".

The signature is: Why don't you ask the magic conch?

I saw the man ask in the chat box.

'Speak! Language! When is your next MAD? ’

(Damn, it's urging me again.) ）

The boy covered his head in pain, because his QQ status was leaving, so the little conch received one.

Hello, I'm not there right now, I'll get back to you later. No more reminders.

Just as the boy was about to close the dialog, the conch sent out another magnet:?xt=urn:btih: for the beginning, followed by a number and something in English.

The boy suddenly couldn't control his right hand and clicked on the link, and as a result, the QQ status changed from leaving to online.

'it! Yuda, you TM is really here! ’

The little conch found out about the state of the boy's QQ, and immediately began to complain frantically, bursting his hand speed.

Typing, voice, shaking the window, expressing affection.

The boy immediately right-clicked to clear the screen and hurriedly began to type.

'Don't post it, I'm here, what's the matter?' ’

Little Conch saw that the boy had already replied, so the two began to chat.

'It's been a long time since you've changed your MAD!' ’

'No, brother, you know, I've been busy with school lately. ’

'Don't change MAD to women's clothing, big talk. ’

', brother, I can't keep up with your leapfrog thinking, should we change the subject.' ’

'You don't come to talk about it, you say you are busy all day long, you are busy P, what did you say on Weibo a few days ago that the sea breeze on Qingdao Island is very comfortable! You think I didn't watch it? ’

'No, man, it was because of the school organization. ’

'Big. ’

After typing these two words, Xiaoluo also added a cute laughing expression, but the smile was a little dark, and then continued to post.

'What time do you think it is?' You're still on the computer QQ, are you in a computer class? ’

(, the mobile phone QQ has dropped.) ）

The boy immediately took out his mobile phone, and sure enough, because it was too late to watch anime on his mobile phone last night, the mobile phone was already out of battery, and the mobile phone turned off automatically when the battery was low this morning.

The boy reluctantly charged his phone and wrote to Xiaoluo.

'Brother, can this be discussed?' ’

Soon after the boy sent out, he immediately received a violent response from the little snail.

"Discuss NMB, you TM told us last time that you would change it three months ago, but it didn't change, and then you said that it was changed a month ago, and it turned out to be evaporated in the world, and you will lose your baby like this." ’

'Brother, I was wrong. ’

The boy honestly apologized.

'Don't apologize, women's clothing, women's clothing can show sincerity. ’

As a result, Xiaoluo immediately sent this sentence, and also lost a picture, the approximate meaning of the picture.

First there is a black silk diagram on it, and then the following paragraph, what it says.

"Other group leaders don't wear women's clothes, but I'm not that kind of person, you use this picture to put pressure on other group leaders." ’

The boy immediately replied with an expression, the expression was very simple, it was a rabbit, and there was a sentence underneath.

'If you don't have women's clothes, you want to die.' ’

When Xiao Luo saw it, he immediately replied.

'I want you to kill P, hurry up and update.' ’

The boy immediately posted the same expression again, it was still the same rabbit, but the words changed.

'If you don't have MAD, you have to die. ’

The small snail immediately added.

'Say, Yuda, where do you live?' ’

'If you want to say that, we don't have to do it, brother, thank you for having you.' ’

The boy immediately threw out a cruel word, and as a result, Xiao Luo also threw out a sentence.

'Really? Big talk? That's why you don't update? ’

The boy immediately coaxed and hurriedly said.

'Don't brother, you see, I've been really busy lately, procrastinating, waiting, I'll update MAD. ’

After the boy sent it, he came over for a long time before the little snail said.

'I've just taken screenshots of the sailors, you can explain it to them.' ’

(Groove!! ）

The boy looked confused, he couldn't calm down at all, he trembled his hands, found the 206690959 water friend exchange group and opened it, too many fans in it were frantically swiping the screen and complaining.

'Really? What did Yuda say? ’

It's over, my heart is cold, and I'm gone. ’

"Thank you for having you." ’

'Brothers, I'm gone, don't miss me. ’

Seeing this, the boy immediately stepped forward to stop the topic.

'Don't, brothers, don't, look, I'm still alive. ’

As a result, Xiaoluo said a word, and immediately all the people were swiping the screen at CTRL+CCTRL+V.

'There are people who are alive, and they are dead. ’

'There are people who are alive, and they are dead. ’

In an instant, I swiped more than 30 sentences.

The boy found that the matter had come to this point and could not turn things around, so he could only hit it.

'Brothers, I'm more, I promise more. ’

Last time, you said the same thing. ’

Last time, you said the same thing. +1’

'Go to bed, you say the same. ’

Last time, you said the same thing. +2’

'Wait, there's something wrong. ’

The boy immediately typed out the crooked building, trying to turn the subject around.

However, the ideal is beautiful, and the reality is skinny.

The sailors didn't let him take the topic away, so after the boy signed a series of unequal treaties with the sailors, the group of sailors slowly quieted down.

(It's finally done.) ）

The boy thought so, and as a result, the little conch sent another private chat.

‘hhhhhh’

The boy replied immediately.

‘CNBB’

Then the chat box was closed.

Although the boy's expression is painful and troubled, he is actually very happy, after all, these are the fans who have gathered because of him, they affirm the boy's works, and they also take the initiative to give the boy advice, and they have helped the boy to a large extent.

(Probably, it's love.) ）

(Wait, am I Masochism)

The boy didn't dare to continue thinking about it, and planned to interfere with his thinking, so he opened another game group called "God Male Control", and as a result.

As soon as I opened the group, I met a very familiar ID and sent a five-star LLR card.

The boy immediately opened his expression and sent it out.

The expression is a person, but this person's face is full of traces of being beaten, the following sentence.

'I was beaten by the Europeans. ’

As soon as the boy sent it, a bunch of people below immediately followed suit and began to brush the pictures together.

(Human beings are essentially repeaters.) ）

The boy thought about it and found that the ID had sent him a private chat, and the boy opened it to take a look.

The man's name was "Dabao", and Dabao sent the boy an enlarged version of the five-star LLR card, with a funny underneath, and the whole was full of malice.

‘WCNM’

The boy replied immediately.

Seeing the boy's reply, Dabao posted funny again.

'Dead European dog, where do you live?' I'm going to kill you today! ’

The boy said this angrily, and suddenly heard a knock on the door.