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Zhuangfang Elementary School School Classroom.

"Su Beast, look at your papers, everyone has a double hundred, what about you?"

The head teacher on the stage was loudly criticizing Su Beast.

At this time, Zhang Ran was next to Su Beast, and he was sitting on pins and needles.

As expected, this little beast's learning is simply extremely poor.

It stands to reason that in the first grade of primary school, everyone takes a double hundred or something, and no matter how bad it is, it has to be a hundred points.

This Su beast is good, the sum of Chinese and mathematics is less than 100 points, and I don't know where the food has gone.

The head teacher continued to criticize, and his voice became more and more stern: "You say, what did you do in class?" ”

Although Su Beast was very big, in the face of the head teacher, he was pitiful and timid, trembling and speechless for a long time.

The head teacher had no choice but to ask Zhang Ran: "Su Beast's parents, eh?" Why hasn't this parent seen you before, are you? ”

Zhang Ran replied loudly: "Oh, I am Su Beast's uncle. ”

"Uncle," the head teacher was a little surprised, "why is this a little young?" ”

Zhang Ran looked around when he came in, the other parents are basically about 35-40 years old, even the youngest is in his early 30s, he is just over 19 this year, not yet 20 years old, he must look young, no wonder the head teacher has questions.

Zhang Ran replied: "Oh, I have a slow temperament, so I grow slowly." ”

The head teacher was suspicious, oh, turned his head and continued to ask Su Mu: "What are you doing in class?" ”

Faced with such a reprimand from the head teacher in front of the whole class, Su Mu's face turned red, and he couldn't speak for a long time.

He looked at a female classmate in the class vigorously, looking a little embarrassed.

Zhang Ran didn't need to read it to know that this kid must have secretly played games or read novels, or he was eating to watch female classmates, but he didn't listen to the lecture anyway.

He did this when he was a child, but it's not a big deal, just go back and study hard.

But it starts in the first grade, which is a bit early.

The head teacher's expression became more and more severe, and Su Mu's thick face couldn't hold back, seeing that he was about to flash crystal tears, Zhang Ran was in a hurry, and hurriedly said: "Teacher, our Su Mu may have been in class to learn other subjects, so the Chinese and mathematics have been delayed." ”

"Huh?" The head teacher was taken aback, "What subject?" Don't tell me it's sports! ”

Hearing this, the rest of the class burst out laughing.

Seeing their children laughing, all the parents here also laughed.

This smile made Su Beast even more unbearable, although he was fat, he was thin-skinned, his big fat face was already red, and he could cry in the blink of an eye.

He quietly leaned over and said to Zhang Ran: "Uncle Zhang Ran, Xiaohong is looking at me, what should I do?" ”

Your sister!

Who is Red?

Zhang Ran followed the eyes of the little beast and looked over.

I saw a sweet-looking little girl sitting there smiling, looking well-behaved and cute.

Damn, it's all at this juncture, and you're still thinking about your sister?

But this little doll looks pretty good.

Zhang Ran's mind spun quickly, thinking hard about how to do it.

For the sake of this little beast's life, I have to think about it.

Su Beast is the fattest little chubby dun in the class, he can't like sports, otherwise he wouldn't be so fat.

But are there any other courses in the first grade?

Zhang Ran really couldn't think of it for a while, he quickly figured out what he had studied in elementary school before.

English? Probably not yet.

Biology, physics, chemistry, not to mention nothing.

What else?

That's right, I remember!

Zhang Ran hurriedly replied: "Music, it was for the sake of music lessons that I delayed my grades!" ”

After listening to his words, everyone froze.

Don't say it, there are music classes in the first grade, but no one takes them well.

Nowadays, we pay attention to score education, and everyone works hard to study the subjects of the exam, even if they want their children to learn a skill, they will enroll in classes outside to learn it, instead of taking the chicken music class at school.

In an instant, everyone burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha, Su Mu's parents are so humorous!"

"yes, Tai Nima is funny, I studied music, I've never heard of it!"

"Are you here to talk about cross talk?"

"I think this parent is so young, it is estimated that he was born illegally!"

"Don't talk nonsense, a thin man gives birth to a fat man, it's impossible!"

"You don't understand this, the child's mother is his daughter-in-law, who said that the child must be his?"

"I'm the next Olympics, it's true."

"You're talking deeply, hahahaha."

The laughter lasted for a long time, and even the head teacher couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Su Beast was even more ashamed, lowered his head, and looked at Zhang Ran helplessly.

Zhang Ran frowned, this reason was far-fetched, but they shouldn't be so ridiculed.

If I fall, I will fall, who will let me keep a low profile, but the nephew of the landlord's sister can't fall down, otherwise the cheap house will not be rented to me!

For the sake of the house, I have to fight for it too!

Ahem.

Zhang Ran moistened his throat.

"Don't you believe it?"

Hearing this, everyone hurriedly restrained their smiles, and the person who was holding his stomach and laughing and bending over quickly got up, looked at him squarely, and nodded.

The head teacher didn't believe it either, he knew the students in the class very well, and even a few top students didn't like to take music lessons, let alone this Su beast.

But since the patriarch has spoken out, he has to give him a convincing response.

You can't bully him just because he looks young.

The head teacher hurriedly said: "Since you said so, okay, let Su Beast sing a song, let's also hear if it is used in the right path." ”

"That's right! Sing a song! ”

"Sing! Let's be convinced. ”

"yes, let's see if this student is studying too hard in music class!"

"Come on!"

The head teacher looked at Zhang Ran with disdain, that seems to mean to let you quibble, let you quibble, I see how you get off the stage.

Suddenly, a classmate in the class said loudly: "Don't let Su Beast sing, I heard it in the last music class, and the teacher said that he is incomplete in five tones!" ”

"Incomplete pentatonic sound?"

"Then what kind of music are you studying! What an excuse! ”

"Don't pretend, admit that you can't study hard!"

"yes, what's the reason? Parents don't take the lead in learning. ”

"It's all what parents are used to."

Zhang Ran was very depressed in his heart, scolded for a long time, and finally scolded himself.

He turned his head to look at Su Beast, who looked innocent, and knew that he couldn't sing at a glance.

What to do?

Originally, the music lesson that I made up casually just now became a laughing stock for everyone.

And the important thing is that it is difficult to ride a tiger now, and I have to give everyone an explanation!

Suddenly, Zhang Ran thought of the bow he had drawn.

In the previous world, he had watched a famous anime called Detective Conan.

Kudo Shinichi in it used something similar to a bow to change his voice, so as to make the voice of an elementary school student, and deceived his childhood sweetheart's girlfriend Mao Lilan.

Does this bow also work this way?

Give it a try!

Zhang Ran took out the bow and checked the instruction manual.

System prompt: Bow, full name voice-changing bow, consumables, after use, you can adjust the sound to a voice you have heard at will, the time limit is 5 minutes, and the number of times is limited to one time.

Rub, really!

What a thing!

Let's take a look at the results of your music lessons!