Chapter 12: The Long-winded Monster

"Ah, it's murderous, the mother's little obedient girl was killed by a damn human, the little bird wants to tell, wants to tell!"

"Oops, the little bird shouldn't say it, the little bird has a lot of mouths, damn humans, the little birds are all locked up, how can they tell the truth?"

"Damn human, don't look at the bird with that kind of adoring look, the bird will be proud!"

At the entrance of the cave, there was a paper cage hanging on the stone wall, and a small black bird in the cage, tilting its head and holding a pair of scarlet eyes, said. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Turtle King Eight Mung Bean, who do you want to scare to death? Huh, a talking bird? That's a youkai! ”

Dongfang Xiaoshu held his chest and looked up at the cage hanging on the stone wall, and there was indeed a small black bird in the cage with a pair of scarlet eyes.

The three sons bared their teeth, roared like a wolf, landed on all fours, leaned their legs slightly, and their wild eyes stared at the bird in the cage, ready to jump up and tear the bird apart.

"Damn humans, ah, no, cute humans, you can't kill the birds, they know a lot of secrets here!"

The little bird in the cage was like turning a book, immediately changed into clothes and behaved well-behaved, straightened its neck, and said flatteringly.

"The monster who made waves at the bottom of the mountain a few days ago, but you?"

"Ah, the little bird remembers, you're the one who leans against the foul-smelling wall, motionless, right? At that time, the little bird was still wondering, should cute humans have a habit of staying in smelly places? ”

"Hmph, I was looking at the bull at the time, but I didn't expect it to be a caged bird. By the way, weren't you killed by the immortals? ”

"Who said that the little bird is a hundred times stronger than that damn human, and it's just a play to scare mortals, immortal? Fake! ”

"The turtle king eight mung beans, let no one live, the monsters know how to play conspiracy!"

Dongfang Xiaoshu stood up from the ground helplessly, while complaining, he raised his hand and rubbed his eyebrows, looked up at the bird, and was speechless, but his heart was beating wildly.

"As soon as I came in, there were snakes and demons, this is going in, maybe there will be some monsters, it is important to save your life, and going out is the right way!"

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"Wipe your face, being a man is not as good as being a beast, being a man must be clean, and you are not allowed to bury it like this in the future;"

"If you swallow any saliva, you won't be able to eat raw meat in the future, and you have to be like a human being!"

Dongfang Xiaoshu no longer cares about the caged bird, and babbles, quickly integrating into his new identity.

Not only did he cut half of the placket with a firewood knife to wipe Sanzi's face, but at the same time he threw a few pieces of meatloaf to Sanzi, and his scattered hair was raised with strips of cloth in Sanzi's gobbling up, revealing Sanzi's face.

"Don't say it, the appearance is quite delicate, but the eyes are a little colder, although I am not as handsome, but it is not bad, I will not dislike you too much in the first year!" Dongfang Xiaoshu snorted, swallowed the words that came out of his mouth, and started the idea of the cave exit.

He added with a smile in his heart: The key is that the dead girl sometimes dislikes me!

Dongfang Xiaoshu walked towards the entrance of the ancestral cave, thinking in his heart that Tang Shouren should go down the mountain, and he should also go home, so as not to worry about being alone at home.

"No, if you don't play like this, you are allowed to enter or not to go out? I greet you all over the family! ”

The little tree in the east roared, and slammed into the entrance of the ancestral cave without giving up, and was bounced away every time.

Every time he was bounced open, his heart was cold, and after greeting the ancestral land in his heart again, Dongfang Xiaoshu had to accept the reality in front of him and reluctantly returned to the original place.

"Cute human, as long as you release the bird from the cage, the bird will definitely take you out!"

The black bird, with its scarlet eyes rolling around, said seductively.

"Who's the mother?"

"Did the bird say that?"

"Do you still want to come out?"

"Well, the bird seems to have said that! Niangniang is the little obedient mother! ”

"What, isn't it a snake spirit! In other words, there are at least two snake spirits in the cave? ”

"It's just a mother!"

"How so? Without a male snake spirit, how can a female snake spirit give birth to it? Could it be that youkai are the exception? ”

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"Walk through this dark place and you will enter a dry place, where the exit is!"

"Dead bird, it's better not to trap me, anyway, if I'm dead, you won't be able to live!"

Dongfang Xiaoshu held a paper cage in his left hand and a torch in his right hand, and in the cave, he turned left and right, threatening the black bird in the cage from time to time, while Sanzi stared at the black bird, scratching his head with his hand from time to time, as if trying to think about something.

A shadow-like thing swept past the small tree in the east, gloomy and resentful.

"What's that?"

The torch of the small tree in the east was held high, squinting his eyes to observe carefully, while the third son behind him had already let out a low roar.

A dark red shadow appeared under the torches in the pitch black, fluttering back and forth as if it had no weight.

When Dongfang Xiaoshu's eyes widened, he passed directly through his body and continued to float back and forth in the cave.

"Ghosts? The young man is a boy, and he is very yang! ”

"Come on, what are you talking about, this is an unconscious ghost, and it can't hurt people at all!"

"You know if you don't say it earlier, don't you see that I'm going to be scared to pee, and with a shake of your hand, you will turn into smoke!"

Dongfang Xiaoshu kept gesturing around the cage with the torch in his hand, and he really had the urge to burn it.

The black bird's two red eyes kept spinning, the two black wings slowly loosened, and the black light flickered on the black claws.

"It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's black,

The third son, who had been trying to remember, finally patted his head and stammered as he pointed at the black bird.

"Damn human, is your name the Blackheart Widow? It's too late, the Shade listens to the order and tears the damned humanity apart! ”

With a special scream from the black-hearted widow, one after another the ghosts that were floating back and forth flocked to the Dongfang Xiaoshu and the third son as if they were crazy.

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At the same time, a black sedan chair quietly appeared halfway up the Baektu Mountain, the black sedan chair was particularly eye-catching in the ice and snow, and the wine glass and the symbol of the half-naked woman made the black sedan chair extremely frivolous.

The two sedan chair bearers are one of the heroes who choose one out of a thousand, the bare head is more than two zhang, the muscles of the whole body are bulging, and they only wear a blue single coat in the cold, which shows that the physical fitness is good.

But the strange thing is that the expressions of the two strong men are almost the same, Mu Ran, yes is Mu Ran, as if they are cattle and horses who can only accept orders.

"Master, there won't be any danger, it's too dangerous, just order the young slave to go down the mountain, I'm very busy, there are still many beauties in the world waiting for me to be favored!"

The fat man opened his eyes slit, and pressed the fat on his belly towards himself with both hands, so as not to touch the monk master in the corner, and asked a little weakly.

"The Nine Emperor Princes are wrong, the Nine Emperor Princes are the direct bloodline of His Majesty Haozong today, and they are favored by the Mandate of Heaven, not to mention that the Nine Emperor Princes are people with deep fortunes, and they are bound to turn evil into good fortune when they encounter trouble;"

"At the same time, as the son of man, the Nine Emperor Sons pray for their father, and they are filial piety to relieve their father's worries, which is a good story of the Tang Dynasty!"

"Before leaving, the senior brother once occupied a hexagram for the Nine Emperor Princes, and the hexagram is like the Nine Emperor Princes' westward journey, there must be a great opportunity, Amitabha."

The old monk sitting in a corner of the sedan chair preached without raising his head or opening his eyes, and the depression in his chest finally dissipated with the disappearance of the woman along the way, and the words full of righteousness finally outweighed the sins and sins of secret meditation, and the heart was indescribably comfortable.

"Big chance, why didn't the first eight come, but let me, the most unproductive, come? Anyone with a little heart can see that Master Withered Leaves, like me, lacks heart eyes. ”

"Haha, I know that the master is a master, and when he is in danger, he must pull me up, I am grateful, grateful!"

Speaking of emotion, the white and tender fat face of the Nine Emperor Princes involuntarily trembled back and forth, and the fat on the belly was like a rising tide, swinging outward layer by layer, and the Nine Emperor Princes had to stretch out their hands and use their baby's forearm-like fingers to stop the outward swinging meat tide as much as possible.

"Amitabha, the Nine Emperor Princes laughed, the monk is just a dead leaf, how can he be compared to the Nine Emperor Princes? The Nine Emperor Princes can rest assured that the monk can escort the Nine Emperor Princes to Baitou Mountain, and he can still send the Nine Emperor Princes back to Chang'an City safely! ”

"As soon as the master said this, I finally had the bottom in my heart, after praying for my father and emperor this time, it is better to ask for a position to stay away from Chang'an, and be my "queen bee" in a chic manner, haha......, well, why don't you leave? ”

The Nine Emperor Princes shouted a little angrily, he had just talked about the topic he was interested in, but he had to interrupt like this, and a strange light in his eyes retreated before it lit up, it was really unlucky.

"Nine Emperor Princes, it's here! You see? ”

Master Withered Leaves asked tentatively.

"Understand, I won't embarrass the master!"

Holding the overflowing belly in both hands, the Nine Emperors stretched out their elephant-like thighs, and finally moved his body out of the sedan chair, exhaled a breath of white air, and raised his flushed face to reply.

What is surprising is that the Standing Nine Emperor Princes are unusually tall, and they are almost the same as the green slaves, no wonder the carriage and sedan chair are unusually wide.

"Li Yuangen, the ninth generation of the Li family, kneels down to worship the ancestors on behalf of his father, and respectfully asks the ancestors to bless him, bless his father and emperor for immortality, and bless the Li family's Tang Dynasty for thousands of generations."

The Nine Emperor Princes, Li Yuangen, bowed his head in three steps, stumbled and bowed to the ancestral land of the Li family in the distance.

"Mother, this is too far, it hurts the fat of my body......"

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