Chapter Ninety-Four: Yin and Yang Judges, Return with Feathers
A freshly gnawed chicken leg suddenly flew out from the roof of the opposite house and smashed straight into He Muyuan's face, looking at that posture If He Muyuan didn't dodge, this chicken leg would definitely fly into his mouth. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The chicken leg was silent, He Muyuan was shocked and angry but did not dare to slack off, the yin and yang mirror in his right hand suddenly flew out of his hand, and hit the chicken leg directly, and his left hand also clenched the judge's pen, beware of the other party's attack again.
The chicken leg flew very fast, and the yin-yang mirror was also infused with true qi by He Muyuan, only to hear a gong-like sound of "bang" sounding in mid-air, and saw that the light on the yin-yang mirror dimmed, and suddenly flew back upside down, the chicken leg paused in mid-air, followed by flying at a faster speed, and actually came first, and smashed on the yin-yang mirror again.
When did He Muyuan ever see such a strange technique, he was immediately taken aback, seeing the Yin-Yang Mirror flickering and flying back, the speed was even faster than when Fang had just thrown it, he didn't dare to take it hard, and the judge's pen in his hand waved upward, picking it to the edge of the Yin-Yang Mirror, trying to hold the Yin-Yang Mirror in a way of four or two thousand catties.
At this moment, the yin-yang mirror had already flown upside down to less than three feet in front of him, and when he saw that the judge's pen in He Muyuan's hand was about to touch its edge, it suddenly paused in mid-air, as if it suddenly stopped, and then fell rapidly, and when it fell on the bluestone road at He Muyuan's feet.
He Muyuan threw a move into the air, and suddenly secretly screamed that it was not good, and then he remembered that there was still a chicken leg hidden behind the yin-yang mirror, so he hurriedly shouted, and the judge's pen in his hand quickly flew around, dancing Huo Huo was windy, in a vain attempt to block the chicken leg from the shadow of the pen in the sky.
The chicken leg hit the judge's pen impartially and broke into several sections, which made He Muyuanzhen's arm numb, his footsteps were stagnant, and a gap suddenly cracked between the shadows of the pen in the sky, but before He Muyuan could breathe, the chicken leg that was broken into several sections actually passed through the gap like an eye, and hit He Muyuan's face with a few "pops", and one ran straight to his mouth, He Muyuan opened his mouth in a hurry to bite the chicken leg, and almost didn't break the two front teeth.
Fortunately, Zhang Qing and the others were still lying unconscious on the ground, and they didn't see this dignity, otherwise they wouldn't have laughed off their big teeth? After that, what prestige does he He Muyuan have in Jinyiwei?
The figure flashed in front of him, and a wind mixed with the smell of wine, roast chicken and sweat rushed towards him, He Muyuan saw a fat monk like Maitreya Buddha appear in front of him, and what was even more annoying was that this guy's black and dirty shoes with bare toes were stepping on his precious weapon Yin-Yang Mirror.
He Muyuan naturally understood that this fat monk was the one who threw out the chicken leg to sneak attack just now, although he felt sorry for his baby, he also knew that he was definitely not the opponent of the fat monk, so he hurriedly spit out a piece of chicken leg in his mouth, threw the smashed sore cheek, and reprimanded with a fierce heart: "Dare you, a monk, dare to attack the court officials, I think you don't want to live, right?" ”
The fat monk ignored He Muyuan, put the half-eaten roast chicken to his mouth and took a big bite, and put the wine jar in his hand to his mouth and took a sip, wiped his dirty sleeves on the side of his mouth, and glanced at Zhang Qing and others who were lying at He Muyuan's feet with a smile, and his eyes suddenly turned to stare at Lu Yi, as if he had just seen him, and ran over with his hands dancing, and shouted in a groggling, yin and yang weird voice: "Oh, stinky boy, why are you here?" ”
He Muyuan looked at the fat monk's expression, and knew that he was sarcastically saying that he didn't even have a useful person under his hands, and he was still making intimidating words, and he was suddenly furious.
At this moment, He Muyuan suddenly saw that the yin-yang mirror that had just been stepped on by the fat monk had been embedded in the bluestone slab for more than an inch, and his heart suddenly shook wildly, this bluestone slab was extremely hard, even ordinary swords are difficult to leave marks on it, this fat monk seemed to step on it carelessly, and actually stepped on the yin-yang mirror, what is even more terrifying is that the yin-yang mirror is not damaged at all, what kind of profound internal strength can this do?
Unexpectedly, the fat monk's skill was so terrifyingly high, He Muyuan suddenly didn't dare to move, even if the fat monk was exposed, but the difference between the two people's martial arts was too great, and he didn't want to hurt the fat monk at all.
But it was said that Lu Yi saw the fat monk dancing and rushing over, and his mouth imitated the voice of Liuli calling him a stinky boy, and suddenly flashed to the side with a wry smile, and said respectfully: "Dazhi Zen Master, why are you here?" ”
Lu Yi was so respectful, the fat monk was not easy to start, he withdrew his oily hand holding the roast chicken a little coyly, rolled his eyes and said, "Why can't I come here?" Could it be that this town is your family's? ”
He Muyuan's heart shook when he heard the conversation between the two, and he suddenly remembered a rumor in the rivers and lakes, and then he realized that the identity of the fat monk turned out to be the younger brother of the abbot of Shaolin Temple, Dazhi Monk.
He Muyuan once listened to the Jinyi Guard's command to make the "Red Flame Ten Thousand Miles" Wan Yan Lie talk about the heroes of the world, once specifically mentioned this crazy Dazhi monk, it is said that the Dazhi monk is a wizard of martial arts, Shaolin Temple 72 stunts can be familiar with everything he has seen once, if someone dares to practice in front of him, he can easily turn it into his own use, in Shaolin Temple for less than three years, he turned over all the stunts of the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion and the Dharma Academy.
It is said that greed is not enough to chew, but this does not apply to the great wisdom monk, no matter which stunt is used in his hands, it is extremely authentic and skillful, and it is like practicing thousands of times.
The former abbot of Shaolin Temple, that is, the master of Dazhi Zen Master, Abbot Ruhai, was worried that he would go mad if he practiced like this, so he taught Shaolin Temple's most difficult kung fu "Zaa Han Gong" to Dazhi monk.
This miscellaneous Ahan Gong is extremely difficult to practice, Shaolin Temple has been among the monks of the past dynasties have been involved in the study of their whole lives but have no success, but if there are people who can study intensively, they can touch all kinds of martial arts to bypass, and connect them to get twice the result with half the effort.
After the great foolish monk got this miscellaneous Ah Han Gong, he suddenly became like a fish in water, and his martial arts entered the realm even more in a day, far surpassing his peers.
However, this foolish monk has two very big shortcomings, that is, drinking and eating meat, but Shaolin Temple is a holy place of Buddhism, drinking wine and eating meat is a great precept, and the foolish monk has been caught several times by the master Ruhai Abbot, but whether it is bitter persuasion or various punishments, he always can't change.
Later, there was a big foolish monk who secretly ate roast chicken in the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion and was found by the abbot of Ruhai, but he recited the words "wine and meat through the intestines, the Buddha left in his heart" to quibble, the abbot of Ruhai was heartbroken, and he was angry and threw him out, and ordered him never to return to Shaolin Temple in his lifetime. This is also the reason why the Great Fool Monk stayed on Shaolin Mountain but never entered the Shaolin Temple.
Although this matter is boiling in the Shaolin Temple, but the rivers and lakes know very little, first, the great wisdom monk although the martial arts are strong but almost never walk around the rivers and lakes, and secondly, this is a family ugly can not be publicized, Shaolin Temple rarely mentions this matter.
The more He Muyuan thought about it, the more frightened he became, knowing that it was impossible to catch or kill Yu Mian today, and he didn't even have any hope of recovering face, but he still had to say face, so he took two steps forward and held the judge's pen and arched his hand to the Dazhi monk and said: "It turned out to be Zen Master Zhanzhi, and He Muyuan was polite in Xia Jinyiwei!" ”
"Jin Yiwei?" Monk Dazhi took a sip of wine, rolled his eyes and said, "What is Jinyiwei?" Can you eat it? ”
When Lu Yi saw the appearance of the great wisdom monk, he suddenly couldn't help but laugh out loud, held his breath and leaned into his ear, and whispered: "Jinyiwei, it's the Jinyiwei of the imperial court, do you say you can eat it?" ”
Monk Dazhi suddenly showed a look of sudden realization on his face, smashed it and said, "It turned out to be Jinyiwei?" Who are you? Why didn't he come? ”
He Muyuan was extremely depressed in his heart, but who made him not the opponent of the fat monk in front of him? He could only endure and said: "Master Wan is the commander of the Jinyi Guard, and he is also the top boss of the subordinates, because he has never come to Beijing on business. ”
"He didn't come?" Monk Dazhi suddenly stretched out his chubby dirty hand and patted it on his chest three times and said, "It's good if you don't come, it's good if you don't come!" Suddenly, his face changed, "Then what are you doing here?" Could it be that you want to do something shady? ”
He Muyuan suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, he knew that this fat monk was so afraid of Lord Wan, so he told him that Master Wan was in Dengfeng, wouldn't it be okay to scare this fat monk away?
"I am here on the order of Lord Wan to come to Dengfeng on business!" He Muyuan said depressedly.
Monk Dazhi was full of food and drink, so he threw aside the chicken legs and wine jar in his hand, patted his stomach with satisfaction and said, "Aren't Jinyi Wei all doing some things like stealing chickens and touching dogs?" What is it that is not done publicly? ”
He Muyuan's face suddenly became even more difficult to look at, daring to love this fat monk knew that they were Jinyiwei, and he was deliberately amusing him just now: "Zen Master Zhanzhi, if you don't have anything to do, you won't be with you!" As he spoke, he squatted down to unravel the acupoints of Zhang Qing and the others, and prepared to leave.
The Great Wisdom Zen Master stood next to him happily, watching He Muyuan busy for a long time, and talking and laughing with Lu Yi from time to time, but Lu Yi looked disgusted.
He Muyuan is also known as a master of acupuncture in Jinyiwei, but he has been busy with massage for a long time, but Zhang Qing and the others are as immobile as dead pigs, and their breathing is still very peaceful.
How can people not bow their heads under the eaves? He Muyuan endured the depression in his heart, and in line with the principle that those who know the times are handsome, he bowed his hand to the great wise monk again: "Zen Master Zhanzhi, there are many people under Fang Cai who have been offended, please don't be surprised, raise your noble hand and let them go!" ”
Monk Dazhi looked at He Muyuan with a smile, put his chubby hand in front of him and waved it a few times and said, "No, no, your people didn't offend me, I think they just fell asleep, and they should wake up in a few more hours, right?" ”
He Muyuan listened to the words of the great wisdom monk, and only then was he a little relieved, at the moment, the fat monk could not count on it, so he could only wait for Zhang Qing and the others to sleep until they woke up naturally. In desperation, he could only call the shopkeeper in the inn and ask him to carry Zhang Qing and the others back.
The shopkeeper didn't dare to offend the uncles of Jinyiwei, although he was reluctant in his heart, he could only carry Zhang Qing and the others back to the inn.
After He Muyuan finished his work, the shadow of Monk Dazhi and Lu Yi had already disappeared, and he couldn't help but scold Monk Dazhi in his heart, and then left in a huff.