Chapter 2 The Space-Time Villain Game
Lu Xiaochuan began to read the text, and said in a low voice: "Jing Ke assassinated the King of Qin......"
Jing Ke stabbed the King of Qin, carried it on his shoulders with two hairy legs, lifted his jade strands lightly, and soaked the ivory bed with fragrant sweat. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info nine shallow and one deep jade flute is urgent, and the eyes of King Qin under the crotch are flying. The ministers in the palace ignored it, and the dancing sun next to the seat was even worse. Gradually leaving the song is still in the ear, and Yi Shui Dan's heart is paid to King Yan. When Yingzheng's jade body was horizontal, it had been reported to Yan Shi to enter Xianyang. Ning Zheng next to him took his words and fluently recited the dirty jokes he read on the Internet.
"Don't get in the way of my studies, or we'll break up!" Lu Xiaochuan scolded with black lines on his head.
"Okay, you go on, I'll look and see if there are any fun mobile games." Ning Zheng lowered his head and played with his phone.
Liu Ping, the head teacher of his performance, saw it in his eyes, but he didn't bother to care. Ning Zheng has a background at home, and playing with his mobile phone can't hinder other classmates, anyway, he's going to graduate, so let him be.
As for Lu Xiaochuan, Liu Ping sighed in his heart, he was really an unmotivated student. Now that I know that it is useless to cramm, there are so many knowledge points in high school, what can I learn in a month?
Lu Xiaochuan read the full text of "Jing Ke's Assassination of the King of Qin" over and over again, but he no longer had the feeling of dizziness that he had yesterday. He wondered, could it be that he had been masturbating too much recently, and his body was weak?
The class ended quickly, and Liu Ping finally walked out of the classroom, and the classroom suddenly changed from quiet to noisy.
", Song Zhiwen is the first in this exam! More than 30 points in the second place, this is the rhythm of going to Tsinghua University and Peking University! A classmate shouted, and then a bunch of students ran over to look at Song Zhiwen's test papers.
"Really a top student! Crush me ten streets in minutes. ”
There was also a female classmate named Gao Li who wore glasses and complained: "Song Zhiwen, you liar." Didn't you say that you failed the exam this time? Obviously more than 50 points taller than me! ”
Song Zhiwen pretended to shake his head and regretted: "I failed the test, I thought I could get a full score in mathematics, but I didn't expect two points to be deducted for the function question." There is also chemistry, the last question was answered incorrectly. ”
The classmates almost vomited blood when they heard this, "Damn, don't let people live, a student is a scholar, and there is only a full score in his eyes!" ”
Song Zhiwen enjoyed their envy and compliments, the college entrance examination was approaching, and the results became the biggest focus. Some of his classmates also began to realize the importance of interpersonal relationships, and came to him to talk to him, a top student who can be admitted to a major university.
Song Zhiwen stood up, walked to Lu Xiaochuan's side casually, and said enthusiastically: "Lu Xiaochuan, what about memorizing the text?" We are neighbors, and I think that your bad grades also have my factor, and I should tutor you in your studies. ”
"Get out." Lu Xiaochuan glanced at him coldly and spit out a word. He remembered that Song Zhiwen's mother was still scolding the street at the door of his house yesterday, and his mother's face was red and red, but she didn't want to scold the shrew, so she could only calm down.
Now this guy is a villain, and he has taken the initiative to come over and taunt him.
"Hey, how do you talk, Song Zhiwen wants to help you, and he has no quality at all." The female classmate named Gao Li before was upset for Song Zhiwen.
"What's the matter with you? If you don't understand, don't interject. Lu Xiaochuan was too lazy to talk to her.
"You ......" Gao Li glared at him, and Song Zhiwen took the initiative to comfort: "Don't be like him, Lu Xiaochuan has been like this since he was a child." ”
"Oh, by the way, I still have to remind you. You are wrong in reviewing, "Jing Ke Assassinates the King of Qin" does not need to recite the full text at all, there is only the sentence "The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone". Next time you take the exam, remember to find someone with better scores. ”
Song Zhiwen laughed out loud after speaking, and many classmates also laughed when he heard his sarcasm of strength.
"Why don't you get out of here, you want to be beaten?" Ning Zheng slapped the table and stood up, pointing at Song Zhiwen and scolding.
Ning Zheng is not strong, but his momentum is not false. Everyone in the class knew that when Ning Zheng was first transferred to No. 1 Middle School before, he had a few fights, and his head was bleeding strangely.
Maybe it's because of his family's background, the school hasn't expelled him. Later, once he was blocked in a fight, and his companion Lu Xiaochuan happened to be there and helped him out, and since then the two have become dead friends, and under the influence of Lu Xiaochuan, Ning Zheng has never fought again.
"I don't have the same knowledge as you, but when you get to college, you will know how important grades are!" Song Zhiwen forced his face back to his seat.
His tablemate comforted: "Leave them alone, a bunch of scumbags, I don't know which street gangsters they will be in the future." We just need to concentrate on our own learning. ”
"Well, that's right."
"These pencils!" Ning Zheng scolded in a low voice, "When you finish college, you will know that your academic qualifications are not as useful as Lao Tzu!" ”
Lu Xiaochuan was holding back the fire in his heart, he glanced at the textbook again, and with a buzz in his head, the feeling of dizziness came again.
"There's still one class to get out of school, hey, I really want to go to the Internet café to play League of Legends!" Ning Zheng muttered, "Xiaochuan, if it weren't for you, I would be skipping class right now." ”
"Don't complain, you're going to skip school, and you're going to have to worry your family." Lu Xiaochuan endured the feeling of dizziness and said.
"Cut, they don't care." Ning Zheng complained.
"Lend me your phone to play."
"Huh? Don't you love to learn? Isn't learning what makes you happy? Do you want me to play on my phone? ”
Lu Xiaochuan said helplessly: "Count me pretending to be forced, my head is a little dizzy now, and I need to wake up." ”
He didn't really want to play with his phone, he just felt like he wanted to fall asleep, but he was about to go to class and couldn't sleep.
"Here, you know the password." Ning Zheng handed him the phone.
After Lu Xiaochuan unlocked it, he opened the novel website and began to read his favorite novel, "Super Plane Trading Network".
Seeing this, he was quickly attracted by the ups and downs of the plot, and his brain was not so dizzy, and he didn't even notice it when he was in class.
Suddenly, the mobile phone vibrated for a while, and I saw that Ning Zheng's mobile phone received a text message, which read: "Hello, I am Qin Shi Huang, in fact, I am not dead, I have 100 tons of gold in Xi'an, I now need 2,000 yuan to unfreeze my gold in Xi'an, you log in to this website to help me transfer!" After turning around, I will directly lead the troops to resurrect tomorrow and let you command the three armies! The URL is: %#@%......"
"It's a scammer text message again!" Ning Zheng's voice suddenly came, it turned out that he was also reading the novel that Lu Xiaochuan was reading.
"Eh, we're teasing this liar, and we can't do anything anyway." Ning Zheng said, Lu Xiaochuan nodded, and typed on the text message: "Qin Shi Huang, I am Jing Ke, in fact, I am not dead." I've been waiting to assassinate you, do you dare to give the address? ”
They had only been sending it for two minutes when the text message came again.
"The address is here, please click to view: %#@&......" is still the same link just now.
Ning Zheng said: "This liar is quite patient, does he think that we will order it in this way?" Come, click and give it a try! ”
Lu Xiaochuan said speechlessly: "Brother, this must be a phishing website, stealing your mobile phone information, maybe it can also steal your WeChat wallet, Alipay or something." ”
Ning Zheng said: "I'm afraid of Mao, anyway, I don't have Alipay in this mobile phone, and I don't have any money, click to see what it is." ”
Ning Zheng's parents didn't allow him to bring a mobile phone to school, but that didn't stop him because he had two mobile phones. The important information is all on another phone.
Lu Xiaochuan saw that he didn't care, so he clicked in. I didn't expect this link to be a mobile game download address.
"Time and space villain, the most low-key mobile game, private customization, the first clearance to send luxury rewards, hurry up and click to download!"
"This advertising slogan is earthy enough." Ning Zheng complained, "Download it, I haven't heard of this mobile game, look what the hell it is." ”
Lu Xiaochuan clicked on the download, and suddenly heard a voice: "The time and space villain game system is being downloaded, please confirm that the surrounding environment is safe." ”
He hurriedly turned off the sound of his mobile phone, but when he clicked on it, he found that the sound of his mobile phone had been turned off, and the teacher on the podium had no response.
"What are you doing?" Ning Zheng asked suspiciously.
"The phone made a sound just now, did you hear it?"
"No, you're having auditory hallucinations?" Ning Zheng said, "I told you a long time ago, don't, don't." I don't know how expensive sperm is when I'm young, and I'm crying when I'm old. Well, I'm having auditory hallucinations! ”
"No, I really heard that." Lu Xiaochuan still doubted that the voice was real, just like an electronically synthesized female voice.
"You're terminally hopeless." Ning Zhengcai didn't believe it, he didn't hear any sound just now.
"Did I really hear me wrong?" Lu Xiaochuan looked at his mobile phone and saw that the picture of the mobile game just now was gone.
"Why is it gone?" He clicked on the link again, and it said "This page is no longer valid."
Ning Zheng complained: "This scammer is too unprofessional, what kind of spam website did it, it didn't take three minutes, and it was seized?" I'm still counting on some kind of mouth game. ”
"The download is complete, congratulations on binding the space-time villain game system, please select the novice level and carry out the novice mission." The voice came again, and Lu Xiaochuan's eyes widened, this time he really felt that he was not experiencing auditory hallucinations.
He had determined that the sound could never have come from a mobile phone, so where did the sound come from?
On the podium, Liu Ping was explaining the test papers, and he said: "I have said this sentence hundreds of times, some people just can't remember it, is there a lack of tendons in their brains?" ”
"The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, what's behind? I don't know this, it's 'the strong man is gone, and he will never return!' I saw someone fill in the phrase 'all the time the test is done.' I see you're really done! ”
When he finished speaking, the class burst into laughter. But Lu Xiaochuan's brain suddenly buzzed, and extreme dizziness came.
"Start the novice mission: Jing Ke assassinates the King of Qin, the time and space game is being generated, and the player teleportation will begin."
The voice came again, and Lu Xiaochuan only said, "No, I'm so sleepy and need to sleep." Then he lay down on the table and fell asleep.
Ning Zheng on the side was stunned for a moment, and pushed him and said, "What, you sleep in the class teacher's class, don't give him face!" ”
Liu Ping on the stage also noticed this, he shook his head and sighed, but he didn't wake up Lu Xiaochuan. It's really teachable, and rotten wood can't be carved!
"Awesome, just sleep!" Ning Zheng gave him a thumbs up, and then was about to play with his phone, only to find that the phone was missing.
"Hey, where's my phone. Xiaochuan, get up and see if you have been pressed down. , sleep so dead, forget it, I'm tired of playing. He gave up looking for his phone.