Chapter 30: Preparing for the Blind Date Conference!
"Huh... What just happened? ”
"What about others? Where did it go? ”
"Hell... Where did the people go, why are they gone in the blink of an eye? ”
“……”
After tasting the food of the God of Food, Li Chuan felt that life was very comfortable, and I have to say that the things of the God of Food are really delicious, if you can find a way to get them to sell in the mortal world, it is estimated that the business will be on fire!
Although he had this thought, Li Chuan didn't think that he had the face to let the God of Food come to the mortal world to be his cook. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Boss, look, can we get started?" Yue Lao and the others were anxious, is this food god's food made so delicious? I've been eating for tens of thousands of years, and I've long been tired of it, why does the boss eat so much?
"Ahem..."With a dry cough, Li Chuan wiped his mouth and said, "That's okay, let's get started." ”
"But before that, why don't you start a machine first?" Li Chuan paused for a moment and spoke.
Network Management System: [As the only space-time Internet café in the heavens and the earth, the Three Realms and the Six Realms, shouldn't you charge some brain money when making suggestions? 】
Yue Lao was stunned: "This... Why does this have to be turned on? ”
"That's why I'm more motivated." casually said nonsense, Yue Lao had no choice but to open a machine.
After thinking for a while, Li Chuan said: "In this way, you first go to find a superb beauty and advertise, preferably a celebrity." ”
"The content of the advertisement is very simple, you just say, 10,000 people blind date conference, XXX will lead the host."
"And that...... That'...... So...... As... Remembered? Just remember, please pay 50 points for labor. ”
“……”
So, after nearly an hour of discussion, the specific content of this blind date conference was finally given, and Yue Lao was satisfied, bid farewell to Li Chuan, and returned to Heaven.
The God of Food followed all the way, and saw that Yue Lao finally entered a space-time Internet café, and he wanted to come in and take a look, but he found that his stealth technique seemed to be invalid as soon as he approached the Internet café, and he couldn't figure it out, so he also sighed and returned to the God of Food Building, but he became more and more curious about the Internet café...
After returning to Heaven, Yue Lao used almost all his resources, and a huge blind date meeting gradually kicked off...
First of all, he went to Guanghan Palace, found his goddaughter, Chang'e, and invited her to be the host of this blind date.
Thinking about that Chang'e, who was originally a famous beauty in the heavenly court, sang a Guanghan song, which was deeply loved by the audience, but unfortunately, after the Guanghan song, there was no new work, for a long time, this led to a rapid decline in her popularity, and now, there is no normal performance...
Although it is a celebrity who is out of breath, but the skinny camel is bigger than the horse, with her coming forward, a small blind date meeting, it seems more than enough, and she herself is also happy in it, first, this month is his godfather, second, this appearance fee is okay, not low, why not?
With Chang'e as a gimmick, the rest will be easy...
Yue Lao found the giant spirit god and asked him to go to the Three Realms to spread the news, according to Li Chuan's instructions, there are two versions of the news that has been spread, which are different for men and women!
Version 1, for men: "Fairy Chang'e led 10,000 beauties to participate in the blind date conference, wanting to be a good man." ”
Version 2, for women: "Fairy Chang'e led 10,000 promising young people to the blind date conference, and they all wanted to find a wife on the spot. ”
Sure enough, these two versions of the simple advertising slogan set off a craze like a hurricane in the heavenly realm!
The Male Immortals: "What? Fairy Chang'e will also arrive? actually said, Fairy Chang'e is still single, no, such a good opportunity, I must not miss it, so go and sign up! ”
The fairies: "What? All the promising young people in the heavenly realm have arrived? No, I have to try my luck by signing up, what if I meet a local tyrant? ”
As a result, all the immortals in the Heavenly Court set out in unison, just like the market in March every year.
Even the Jade Emperor who sat in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall was a little nervous, but for the sake of the Queen Mother of the West's iron-faced face, he still gave up his thoughts.
The registration point of the blind date conference was set up in the God of Food Building, the reason is very simple, the location is good, it extends in all directions, and it is convenient to come and go.
At this time, the God of Food Building is very lively, and it can be said to be the most lively day in the past thousand years.
There are all kinds of luxury cars parked at the door, what three-legged golden crow, fire unicorn, green cow, it can be said that the private luxury mounts on the table are all standing in a row.
The God of Food smiled from ear to ear, so many people came here, although they didn't come for his God of Food Building, but they could also do business by the way, which was also a lot of money.
Yue Lao and the matchmaker respectively checked the different registration points for men and women, and the two children followed behind and were busy recording information.
"Erlang God, a first-class military general, with a strong background, his uncle is the Jade Emperor, there is a private garden villa in Jingjiangfang at the mouth of the Guanjiang River, he has a pet, and his generals have seven brothers in Meishan, and a thousand grass-headed gods."
Looking at Erlang God's information, Yue Lao squinted his eyes and wisps of beard: "This is okay, the registration fee is 200, go and pay the money." ”
"Marshal Tianpeng, the official residence, has a garden house in the heavenly court, the family background is not very good, but his own strength is acceptable, he is in charge of 100,000 heavenly soldiers in the weak water Tianhe, this is barely good, the registration fee is 200, go and pay the money."
"Lu Dongbin, one of the Eight Immortals, is average in cultivation, looks acceptable, has a three-bedroom and two-hall house, this is a little worse, but it is also old bacon, bastardly."
"Broom Star, Official Residence...... This is still forgotten, it looks like a thief, it is not attractive, the registration fee is 1000, and if you can afford it, you will record it. ”
"God of Food...... Let's get rid of this, the business is so bad, and I don't think I have much savings. ”
The god of food is in a hurry: "Don't be old Yue, I also have a skill......"
And the matchmaker is also very busy at this time.
"Hundred Flowers Fairy, in charge of the world's hundred flowers, sweet and lovely, with a strange fragrance, skin like snow, this is okay, stay, the registration fee is 200."
"Weaver Girl, separated from the Cowherd for a long time, has long been no husband and wife, you can go through divorce procedures at any time, you want to find a handsome Lang Jun, this... As an alternative, it is a bit difficult to get divorced, but fortunately there are no children, and the registration fee is 500."
"Electric Mother...... Who would dare to ask for this? Remove! ”
"He Xiangu, are you all an aunt? How old is that? Remove! ”
The matchmaker's requirements were extremely harsh, causing all the fairies to complain, and He Xiangu was the first to bear the brunt, she rushed to the matchmaker with anger in her eyes, and took out a red envelope from the basket, which won a place.
Seeing this, the rest of the fairies followed suit, and for a while, there was a miasma......
The day's audition passed quickly, and this time there were more than 870 fairies and six handsome guys shortlisted.
"Two days later, a blind date will be held in Guanghan Palace, please come early then!" Under the summary of the old moon, the audition officially came to an end.