Chapter 1 Crossing is also not in accordance with the Basic Law
Xie Weiyou's head was very painful and dizzy, and his whole body felt as if he had been run over by a muck truck!
I struggled to climb out of the bathtub, but my numb hands didn't use any strength at all, and slipped back into the bathtub. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Shhhh The feeling of the tail vertebrae hitting the bathtub was too sour, Xie Weiyou gasped, and his tightly closed eyes suddenly opened.
There was a pink in his eyes, and Xie Weiyou, who was still in a daze, suddenly shuddered, and instantly sobered up.
This...... Not your own room.
Beneath him is an oversized, fully automatic jacuzzi bathtub with pink petals, and a circle of scented candles that look particularly expensive at first glance, and the reliefs on the walls are as luxurious and luxurious as the crystal lamps overhead.
He froze for a moment, and his tail subconsciously patted on the ground...... Wait, tail?
He touched the white cat's tail on the side sluggishly, and there was a very delicate pink bow tied on it, which felt very comfortable, and after touching it twice, the pleasure made him involuntarily squint his eyes lazily, and the cat's ears in the silver hair moved comfortably.
Refreshing! It's so cool!! Very cool!! Let's start first!!!
Wait a minute!
She reached out and pulled the tail in her hand, and the tail vertebrae, which had been injured, was injured again, "Wow! "A scream, it hurts.
"Miss, miss, what's wrong with you, miss!" A little maid dressed as a maid rushed in hurriedly outside, looking at Xie Weiyou with a frightened expression.
Xie Weiyou looked at the little maid with red eyes and two rabbit ears in front of him, and felt that the tail vertebrae hurt even more.
Memories of before the coma poured into the mind.
At that time, he was playing a new game of Goose Factory Baba, and he was rushing an order of 648 and ordering ten eleven consecutive draws.
Whole! Division! Fall! Machine!
Not to mention the five-star gold card, I didn't even give myself a four-star purple card!!! It's all a guaranteed Samsung blue card.
And then he was also a five-star gold card with a face from a new friend who had just been pulled into the game.
"Youyouyou, I just used the penguin coin list I gave away, is this easy to use?"
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Xie Weiyou stood up without mentioning his pants in grief, but forgot that the toilet was so slippery, his feet slipped, his head hit the toilet, and he hit the street very cleanly.
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Wait a minute!
Xie Weiyou subconsciously felt his crotch tight, and the feeling of emptiness made him very uncomfortable.
mdzz!
Another torrent of memories flooded into his mind, this time a reflection of the Lord's sight of the rabbit maid.
Xie Weiyou held back his headache and said to the rabbit-eyed maid, "You go out first." ”
The rabbit maid was in tears; "Miss, don't you think about it!" As soon as the emotions are excited, they are particularly turbulent.
Xie Weiyou was a little excited, and then he felt the coolness under his crotch and instantly became decadent.
"I won't be unable to think about it." Even if you become a girl, you won't be unable to think about it.
I haven't heard of the Federation of Stars, I haven't heard of the Star Calendar 2002, and I haven't heard of the parallel world of spicy chicken.
Crossing is not in accordance with the Basic Law, so he can be reborn into ancient history, he can still find the first emperor Li Erfeng, Wu Zetian and others Allah, kneel and lick and hug his thighs and walk to the pinnacle of life, what the hell is this parallel world, and this body is .......
Looking at the figure in the mirror, Xie Weiyou sighed sadly.
Otaku have three cute: cat ears, tear moles, and different pupils.
The mirror truly reflects reality, and the little girl is about twelve or thirteen years old, wearing a cute pink long-eared rabbit yukata, which is even more cute.
There are two small white cat ears hidden in the silver long straight, only the tips of the ears are a little red, and the white cat tail that is restless and slightly twisted behind contrasts, and there is a little blood-colored tear mole under a pair of gold and silver demon pupils, although he is still young, his facial features are delicate and impeccable.
It was originally a pure and perfect face, but the eyes were slightly raised, reflecting the tears and moles, and there was a trace of enchanting temptation in the innocence.
It is very much in line with Xie Weiyou's cuteness.
If such a character appears in the mobile game, if it is to be drawn, Xie Weiyou's krypton will also be drawn out of the card pool.
If it is an activity card, even if he is facing countless fat houses with the same cute spots, he can hold his mobile phone and shout: This is my wife, the rival in love is fighting, and you are afraid of the bank card in your face.
However, such a thing as becoming a cat-eared lady is not cute at all.
After accepting the memory of the original owner Xie Weixian, Xie Weiyou said that this world is called Blue Star......
In fact, it is quite similar to the earth.
It's just that humans have become orcs, and orcs are divided into pure-bloods and half-bloods.
With a ball of yarn, my father died and couldn't see the body, my mother was lying in the hospital, my uncle robbed all the family property, left her a spicy chicken company, and there was a legendary bald fiancé, and she was molested by her cousin of spicy chicken.
The kitten lady Xie Weixian has been pampered since she was a child, and she is still a middle two, she kicked the spicy chicken cousin, and then turned around and cut her wrists in the bathtub to summon the demon.
I closed my eyes happily.
Xie Weiyou, who was caught in the top bag; "I'm telling you, this kind of forced crossing is against the law!"
This is too difficult to start with, it's a hell mode!
He refused.
And the forced crossing of the difficult start is not given to the system!! Spicy Chicken Game !!
Do you want to betray your hue and seduce the legendary sixty-six-year-old bald fiancé to take the road of marriage and house fighting?
Even the hair on the tail exploded when I remembered it!
"Ding, fighting to save Mother Earth The system version 1.0 of the domineering entertainment female president cultivation system has been installed and will serve you."
Xie Weiyou; "It turns out that I am also systematic!"
But what the hell is this fight to save Mother Earth??? Why does it sound so much like an elementary school student essay!?
In front of Xie Weiyou, a tablet appeared, illusory, floating in the air.
On the left is a ball, with blue accounting for most of it.
Xie Weiyou is very familiar. ……
On the right is the button that Xie Weiyou is very familiar with.
Characters, Recruitment, Storage, Crafting, Composition, Quests...... It's quite similar to other mobile games.
"She fed us, however, we hurt her, the population is increasing, the forest is becoming less and less, the city is increasing, the flora and fauna are becoming less and less...... Mother Earth is now covered in bruises! "The lyrical female voice is very incendiary.
mdzz, sure enough, I don't know where the environmental protection essay was copied, Xie Weiyou decisively pressed the skip button and skipped the 800-word lyrical recitation behind.
"We're going to save her!" Soon jumped to the last sentence.
Then a slip of data appeared on the head of the globe.
Name: Xie Weiwei.
/Sex/Donal: Female
Age: 13 years old
Height: 144 cm
Weight: 38kg
Race: Half-breed, Cat Clan, **, **, **, **, **, **, **, ** (Unawakened)
Identity: President of Shin Shin Entertainment Co., Ltd. (The president system has been bound and activated!) )
Sixth-grade student of the Primary School Affiliated to Jinling Higher Art Institute.