Chapter 0528 What does the lord taste like
Although after Zhang Yang leaves after a while, he will let this old ghost protect them. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info someone is bullying, and the old ghost naturally wants to do his best to calm down. But I want to bully others, and I think about it, this old ghost has a principle, but I'm afraid that I won't help myself and bully others.
Then I helped him talk this time, and let him owe him a favor, then hum, what Sister Hong, Sister Ling, bullied me in Heifeng Village, and bullied me when I arrived at the academy. If it weren't for his luck to let his brother-in-law become his son-in-law, maybe he would still be bullied by them now. This revenge must be avenged. Whoever will report it, of course, is this ghost general.
Xia Yu thought that one night, ghosts suddenly appeared in the rooms of those women, crying out in fright, and Xia Yu felt happy. Hmph, fight with me, it's almost.
But Xia Yu won't put forward conditions right away, she's not stupid. "Hey, this housewife asked you just now, you know where you are wrong, why don't you speak and look down on me, the housewife" Xia Yu said with a domineering look. looks more like a housemother than Song Wanying, the harem boss.
"I, I was first wrong for not protecting you, and then I was wrong for having no eyes, and I actually fought with the lord, and threatened to be like the lord in a big way. I, my sin deserves death, and it is not a pity to die. I hope the lord will give me a chance to make amends and don't drive me away. Accept any punishment. Of course, although I am just a ghost and cannot die again, I can scatter the soul and destroy the gods, and if the lord cannot forgive me and wants to get rid of me, I have no complaints. ”
The ghost general knelt on the ground, didn't dare to raise his head, and said in a low voice, not at all majestic.
"Well, you're really sinful. Any one of them is a death sentence for ordinary people. Why don't you want to think about it, how can you even dare to do it with your own master, and you have a murderous intent. Even a mad dog would not dare bite its master. You are too bold to commit this aggravated circumstance. It's not enough to kill people. ”
Xia Yu shook his head and said.
"I, I didn't recognize the lord, I always thought he was Li Erdan." The ghost general said cautiously: "Of course, he did something to the master's mother, and I wanted to kill him for the master." ”
"Hmph. Do you think it's Li Erdan, you, you, didn't you see Li Erdan first, is it actually a litter, Li Erdan is so powerful, Li Erdan will still let you go even if he has the upper hand, but instead point out your shortcomings?"
Xia Yu asked a series of questions, but the ghost general couldn't do it, so he almost stopped his mouth and lowered his head.
"Also, to recognize one's own master, you must not only look at the outside, but also look on the inside."
Xia Yu continued: "If you see that Gongzi looks like Li Erdan, you say that he is Li Erdan. If someone pretends to be a childe, do you firmly believe that he is a childe, and you shouldn't have seen what we do?" asked Xia Yu.
The ghost general was taken aback, thinking that this was really a big problem.
Then he said respectfully: "Please teach the master how to recognize the lord without looking at his appearance."
Xia Yu is serious about eight hundred, just like to a schoolboy who doesn't listen to disappointing:
"Hmph, I'll tell you a story first. There was a dog whose owner once went out to a feast, and when he left, he wore white clothes. Later, I drank too much at the banquet, and on the way home, I rolled into the field, and as a result, I rolled into mud and my clothes turned yellow. But when he came home, his dog didn't know him and bit him. At this time, a passer-by in white clothes walked by the door, but the dog was quite affectionate to the passer-by. If this passer-by wears this clothes and goes in to get something, the dog will not bite it. Do you think it's useful for this family to have this dog?"
Hearing Xia Yu use a dog as a metaphor for the ghost general, the ru mother on the side hurriedly complained to Xia Yu: "Sister Xia Yu, the ghost general follows the son, which is completely a situation of repaying gratitude and righteousness, how can you use a dog as a metaphor for a nickname." Childe will be upset if he finds out. ”
Then he said to the ghost general: "Xia Yu, she is young, don't take it to heart." ”
Xia Yu also immediately understood that this metaphor hurts people, and it is the responsibility of a domestic slave to be responsible for the master, but anyone who compares them to dogs will also make people unhappy. Hearing that Childe would be unhappy, Xia Yu stuck out his tongue in fright.
The ghost general didn't think so, and didn't seem to hear the element of looking down on him, but said, "No, I think what this Xia Master Mother said makes sense." I really don't know how to tell the Lord, and if he does it again, then I'll be able to recognize it, so I don't make the mistake of today. But I also thank the mother for caring about our little ones. ”
Hearing that the ghost general didn't mind, Ru Niang didn't speak. Xia Yu has also become a dignified master and mother again.
"For the sake of the ghost general's studious and inquisitive sake, I'll teach you some. First of all, you have to pay attention to some of Childe's habitual actions, these actions, no matter what he becomes, these actions will be revealed intentionally or unintentionally. For example, when the son laughs, the corners of his mouth will rise, his face will have two dimples, his waist will be straight, and his hands will naturally hug him. ”
The ghost general thought about it, the lord really often has such actions, and it is different from others in comparison. I thought to myself, women look at people really carefully. What this Xia master's mother said is really good. He didn't know that when this Xia housewife liked Zhang Yang but didn't know how to intervene in his life, she could only use her thoughts to make a living. At that time, as long as the eyes were closed, these movements of Zhang Yang would naturally appear.
"And the nickname" The ghost general saw that Xia Yu stopped, so he urged.
"The second is to look at the eyes."
Xia Yu said: "Everyone, no matter how his face changes, but his eyes will be connected to his heart and show it with his eyes." A lot of times people say: your eyes expose you. Your eyes speak for themselves. That's the truth, there is a lot of truth hidden in the eyes. As long as you pay attention to a person, you will remember his eyes, and one look at him will tell you a lot of things in the future. Even if you can't recognize anyone, you can see from your eyes that it's him. ”
The "third nickname" ghost general is becoming more and more interested.
"The third is the smell. Everyone's smell is different, and of course some people's differences are subtle and indistinguishable from people who are not intimate. ”
Speaking of this, Xia Yu's face flushed, because she thought of Zhang Yang's scent, and remembered that when Zhang Yang galloped and conquered her, only such close people could remember each other's scent, except for some people with a great smell, of course.
And Zhang Yang has no peculiar smell on his body, only a slight and good-smelling unique man's smell. The smell was indescribable, but as soon as Zhang Yang came to her, she could tell it even if she was a few feet away and closed her eyes.
At this time, the ghost general just added: "What does my lord smell like, why haven't I smelled it?"