Chapter 133: "Something Different" Defense Against the Dark Arts Lesson
Just as the Gryffindor and Slytherin students were curiously looking at the brand-new Defence Against the Dark Arts classroom, Gilderoy Lockhart, dressed in a beige gentleman's robe, walked out of a door on the front right staircase!
"Hello everyone! Allow me to introduce your new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher! Lockhart smiled confidently and said, "That is...... Myself! Gilderoy Lockhart ......"
Lockhart walked down the stairs with a confident smile, and all the girls, including Hermione, stared at him in fascination as if they were seeing an idol, but then he said something ...... If it tires all the boys!
“…… The Order of the Merlin Order of Merlin, an honorary member of the Anti-Dark Arts League, and a five-time winner of the Wizarding Weekly Most Charming Smile Award! But I'm low-key and never public! ”
Ron was almost throwing up, and he whispered to his two friends, "This is called low-key? It simply refreshed my perception of low-key! ”
Harry smiled helplessly, "He's thick-skinned!" ”
Bruce said a little impatiently: "Damn, he is not only good-skinned but also very verbose, can you start quickly!" I'm still waiting to find something! ”
"Forehead ......"
Lockhart came to his classmates and continued to narcissistically, "But I don't rely on a smile to expel the female ghost of the wrist chakra!" ”
"Hehehe!"
After saying this, the thing immediately showed two rows of white teeth and laughed. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Except for the girls, all the boys were stunned, with an incredible expression. Harry even glanced at Malfoy next to him, and for the first time in history, Gryffindor and Slytherin were surprisingly unanimous - the professor might have a problem with his brain!
Bruce was surprised and said, "Huh! It is said that the Vanlun Ghost was defeated by a witch with a long jaw, and this image ......"
"Poof!"
Although Bruce said this quietly, because of the surprisingly quiet classroom just now, everyone heard it, and the classroom was full of "suppressed" laughter for a while.
"Huh!" Lockhart looks embarrassed, but his cheeky spirit makes him take it all in stride!
"Ahem!" After coughing lightly, he continued, "I saw that you guys bought my full works, and it's good! In that case, let's start today's lesson with a quiz! ”
Test!? Everyone was stunned again, this new semester's Defense Against the Dark Arts class hasn't started at all, right? What kind of quiz are you doing?!
But then Lockhart's words directly knocked everyone into the "ice cave". He held a stack of "test papers" and said, "Don't worry, just see if you read the book carefully!" Let's see how many you can fill in correctly! ”
Having said that, when everyone got the "test questions", they almost didn't scold their mothers, and the above questions showed Lockhart's narcissism to the fullest. For example: Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color? What gift would Gilderoy Lockhart most want to receive? What do you think is Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest achievement?
Blah blah, good guys! There are a total of 64 sets of questions, all about himself.
"This ...... This...... Defence Against the Dark Arts class can now be renamed Lockhart Gidero! Bruce said helplessly.
Harry smiled bitterly, "Forget it, answer the question!" If it was an assignment, I'd love it! ”
Everyone else couldn't start answering the questions, and about half an hour later, Lockhart put the papers away and graded them in class!
Bruce complained in a low voice, "I think this may be the worst exam I've ever taken since I entered school!" ”
Hermione, who was in the front row, glared back at him and said, "You deserve it, who made you not read!" ”
Bruce smiled wryly, "Please! It's only the second day of school, and the hell knows he's going to have such a problem! ”
"Please be quiet!" Lockhart sat there and said dissatisfiedly, "Look at you, almost no one remembers that I love lilac!" Oh wait, I'm really impressed. Miss Hermione Granger, know that my ambition in life is to rid the world of evil, and to promote my exclusive hair potion! Very good! ”
After saying that, I even thought that Hermione had an electric eye!
"Nima!"
If Harry hadn't pressed Ron and pressed, Bruce would have rushed over by now.
"Bruce, don't rush!" Harry hurriedly persuaded.
At this moment, Lockhart suddenly pulled out his wand and said with a terrifying expression: "Explain in advance, my duty is to teach you to fight against the most evil magical creatures in this classroom!" ”
As he spoke, he knocked on the red cloth cage on the podium, and then he heard a roar, and the cage trembled.
"You will have to face your deepest fears! Of course......" Lockhart smiled confidently, "As long as I'm here, you'll be unharmed!" ”
It's good that he didn't say this, as soon as he said this, everyone immediately became nervous, and Bruce was afraid that this thing would really make a bunch of difficult things to deal with, anyway, he didn't believe that Lockhart was really capable of dealing with them!
Lockhart carefully put his hand on the red cloth and said solemnly, "Please don't scream, then you will ...... to anger them! ”
As soon as the words fell, Lockhart suddenly lifted the red cloth, and the "inner terror" in the cage finally appeared, which made the girls who were going to scream breathe a sigh of relief.
Inside the cage are a lot of small creatures about eight inches in iron blue, with a pair of hehey eyes, which look very cute!
"Cornwall elves!" Simon said with a smile.
Cornwall elves, as the name suggests, are mostly found in Cornwall, England, and are harmless to people, although they have no wings but can fly. And unlike house-elves, this kind of elves are not disgusting in appearance. But ordinary people still don't like to touch them, because they are very naughty, and like to play all kinds of tricks and mischief.
"Hehehe!"
Everyone laughed!
Lockhart smiled and said, "Laugh to your heart's content!" These cunning little goblins are very difficult to deal with! ”
He put his hand on the cage door and smiled, "Look what you guys do with them!" ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he opened the cage door, and almost instantly the elves flew out. The classroom was immediately in chaos! Everyone didn't have time to react and pull out their wands, and even if they had a second, they were snatched away by those elves! Books, torn! The desk, overturned! Neville, carried into the air! That's right, it was carried into the air by the elves!!
Two of the three elves grabbed him by the ear, and one grabbed him by the collar and lifted him into the air.
"Ahh Help me! Neville bared his teeth in pain and kept screaming for help.
But how can anyone save him, everyone keeps dancing with the things in their hands to drive the elves in front of them away, but these guys are too flexible. Lockhart was able to show his composure at first, but when a pokemon flew in front of him......
Lockhart saw Neville being lifted into the air and was about to stretch out his wand to save him, but in the next second, an elf snatched his wand away!
"It's all petrified!"