"Hey......" At this time, a rough, conspiracy monotone suddenly sounded at the root of my ear, that absolute B was a big conspiracy to scare me, but unfortunately although I was indeed frightened by that voice, and I was scared a lot, but I didn't jump, because I had been half-squatting in the eavesdropping chamber for nearly half an hour, so my legs were numb to the point of losing consciousness, in short, I couldn't jump. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Why didn't it scare you!" Brother Dong asked me with a relic.

"Interesting? Behind the scary non-gentleman. "I was sarcastic and pretended to be calm, but in fact, I was so careful that my liver was beating wildly, and I almost jumped out of my body.

"Why don't you come up and call me to dinner when it's time? If it hadn't been for the shopkeeper to wake me up, I would have lost a lot of money again. Brother Dong kept a straight face again, [No, I really forgot. 】

"I just forgot to look at the time!" I looked innocent.

"What? Forget, such a big thing can be forgotten, are you mistaken. Brother Dong was very upset, and he grabbed my shoulders with both hands, shaking it vigorously. [It may be a big deal for Brother Dong, but it seems to be a trivial thing for me! 】。

"Ah...... Dizzy, dizzy, dizzy. "I beg for mercy, and if I continue to shake like this, I must cut off my head.

"Tell me honestly, where did you hide my socks?" Brother Dong asked me. [Damn!] I thought he would ask me what I was doing crouching in someone's doorway. Sure enough, there is only one stem for a single bale. 】

"Who's interested in hiding your stinky socks! Could it be that it was dragged to the nest by mice, I heard the owner say that there are a lot of rats in the manor this time. I coped, in fact, I wanted to laugh, Brother Dong probably searched all over the room and didn't think that the smelly socks would be in his bed.

"You said that the owner of this farm is really, why don't you raise a cat if there are many mice, so that my newly bought socks have not been worn for a few days and have not seen one, you say it's a pity." Brother Dong complained, "By the way, you have been peeking in through this crack in the door just now, what is in it?" Brother Dong curiously leaned his head over and pressed it against the door, hunched over, his ass cocked high.

"Squeak...... ......"The wooden door shook so badly that it made a cacophony and I realized it was bad to be discovered."

"Who's out there?" Asked by the proprietress inside? Presumably noticing someone hiding in the doorway.

I can't care about it so much, it's important to protect myself first, I took a few steps back, and came to Brother Dong's cocked ass with a "whirlwind leg." ”

"Click......" Brother Dong stumbled from outside the door to the inner hall in a dog pounce.

Brother Dong looked back at me with bloodshot eyes, and I knew that the famous sentence he was about to blurt out was "Zhuang Sheng, you kid is dead, no, you are dead." ”

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All eyes in the kitchen were drawn to the sudden event at the door. "...... you guys?" The proprietress was the first to ask.

"Harrow......." Brother Dong got up and patted the dust and said hello with a slightly awkward look.

"What were you guys just playing? It seems to be very interesting. The proprietress suddenly changed her tone, which made me a little confused. At this time, Brother Dong was probably thinking, "Damn! Where do you see the amusement. ”

"I ...... Uh, no! I just happened to be passing by and my shoelaces were loose. "I faked squatting, covering my unlaced shoe with one hand, trying to make myself act like I was just passing by, and the lie I blurted out was not very tactful,

So much so that he has to have a troublesome aftermath work.

"As for what this guy was doing? I was completely unaware. I had an innocent look on my face, and my eyes turned to the ceiling.

[Damn, am I too treacherous, begging Brother Dong's psychological dark area. 】

Brother Dong turned his back to me, as if a pair of talking eyes had grown out of the back of his head: "Boy, you are ruthless enough." ”

I clenched my fist in my heart, "You're too old to win." ”

"Heh, heh, heh、......, you guys are so funny!" The proprietress smirks are fake enough, a typical smiling flesh that doesn't smile.

"Actually...... Actually, we just happened to pass through the hallway, smelled the fragrance inside, and thought it was a restaurant, so we ...... "I'm scratching my head, okay!" It's a bit far-fetched, and it's better than letting people know that I stole it.

"Oh...... So you're looking for a restaurant! Go out and turn left into the third room, the third room, and all the people who came with you yesterday are there. "The hostess thought we were lost and pointed in the right direction.

[Damn, Lao Tzu is not mentally retarded, can't you still find a big place with a big palm? ] 】

"Oh, thanks." I replied, but I didn't plan to leave right away, although the proprietress evicted the customer eviction order, but the attraction of millet steamed pork ribs was fatal to me as a foodie.

"Wow...... Is this the kitchen? That's huge! "I deliberately found a topic to stay.

"It's all like this in the countryside, what's so strange." Huang Mao's tone was very aggressive.

"Is there anything else you guys are up to?" The hostess asked.

"Oh...... No, I'll just take a look, just take a look, it won't bother you! "I walked around the room with my hands behind my back, and I was actually looking for millet ribs.

"Not really, it's just that guests don't come here very often, so if you're really interested in our kitchen, take your time!" The hostess acted like she didn't mind.

"Sister, you have a rambling ball with them." Huang Mao looked very hanging, which made the atmosphere tense at the scene, and Brother Dong's face on the side changed greatly, and he almost had the urge to beat him up.

"Did you talk to a guest like that?" The proprietress glanced at Huang Mao with disdain. That's right! Isn't that a typical fucking pulling hatred? It really me off to talk about living without going through the brain, completely ignoring the feelings of others. At first I was just unhappy with his yellow hair, but now I see that he is not happy with his whole person.

"I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, what do you like, Lao Tzu still has nothing to do." The yellow hair snatched the door and walked away, leaving us to kick our noses and stare at us, if it weren't for the thin face of the proprietress, I really wanted to kill him in the ass ditch.

"Hey...... My brother is not a thing, if there is anything offended, you must not take it to heart, just treat him as a fart. "The hostess played round.

"I can see it." Brother Dong's unvarnished bluntness.

"It's okay! I have a lot of fart. I grinned.

"Poof......" The proprietress was amused by my bad jokes.

So the three of us looked at each other and laughed, and the embarrassment of the scene turned invisible. Except for those two conscientious fellows, who seem to be outsiders, they have never been empty of us. At one point, I suspected that they were not only dumb, but also deaf.

It wasn't until a shocking secret leaked out of their mouths that they learned that they were not deaf and dumb, but dormant waiting for an opportunity.