Chapter Ninety-Seven: Jerk Off!

The sun hung high in the sky, shining on the earth with a strong and dazzling light. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Over the Bohai Sea, the sky is clear, and from time to time there are some petrels flying by.

At this moment, a rapidly advancing light streaked across the sky, dispersing the originally orderly pairs of petrels.

"Master! Slow down! It's all about speeding! Xu Feng's voice came.

When the light faded, he found that Xu Feng was sitting on a huge futon at this time, the whole person was above the Bohai Sea, surrounded by clouds and mist, and in front of him stood a person wearing a purple robe, sword eyebrows and sideburns, refreshed, and exuding a powerful aura all over his body.

"Don't worry, we are now on the Bohai Sea, this area is not under the jurisdiction of the military, let's fly as much as we want!" Zixiao laughed, with a wave of his robe, the flying sword under his feet accelerated, and the whole person pierced the air and flew forward, scattering the surrounding clouds.

Xu Feng wanted to cry without tears, sitting on the futon and constantly chanting Amitabha Buddha in his heart.

If you look closely, you will be surprised to find that the flying sword and futon in Zixiao are only tied with an extremely thin and extremely thin gold thread, so as long as Zixiao accelerates, Xu Feng will also speed up with him.

Xu Feng didn't reach the realm of Jiedan, so when he went to Jiulong Valley, Xu Feng had to be taken by Zixiao to fly, yes, he really flew!

Xu Feng sat on a futon like in the TV Journey to the West, when the gods and Buddhas of the heavens rushed to the Da Lei Yin Temple for a meeting, there was an old monk who sat on the futon.

"Master, my life will be handed over to you!" Xu Feng's hands trembled, and he glanced down from time to time, and immediately sat up straight, covering his eyes, looking nervous.

You! It's so exciting!

Xu Feng conservatively estimated that they were now thousands of meters in the air, and looking at the blue sea below, Xu Feng felt dizzy.

"Master...... How long do we have to get to Fujian? I didn't eat breakfast and starved to death......" Xu Feng shouted at Zixiao in front of him.

Just one mouthful will surprise you with a large mouthful of air, and sometimes if you are unlucky, you will even eat some clouds.

Have you ever tried the feeling of eating clouds? Want to eat?

Xu Feng can tell that it is delicious, just like eating marshmallows, but it is a mint-flavored marshmallow, and you can't even feel the presence of your nose and mouth after eating it.

The facial features are already numb......

Fortunately, there are many true elements in Xu Feng's body, and he directly lucked the true yuan to the front of him, and this voice did not say that the sound was moving, at least Zixia in front of him could hear it clearly.

"Oh, it doesn't matter, we'll get to the East China Sea in a while, and Master Donghai will invite you to eat free seafood!" Zixiao stood in front of him, standing in the air, his hands spread as if he was enjoying the feeling.

Xu Feng behind him raised his eyebrows, his forehead was bruised, he was trying his best to suppress his emotions, otherwise he would directly kick Zixiao from the air now.

"I'm a good apprentice, this is my master who is very shameless, I can't do this, I have to be calm and calm......" Xu Feng patted his chest.

"But I can't help it!" Xu Feng suddenly raised his head and let out a long roar.

Zixiao, who was enjoying himself very much in front of him, jumped and almost didn't fall off the flying sword, even so, the flying sword trembled all over and lost its original direction.

Glide fast!

Directly in the air, a 360-degree glide came!

"I'm a dog! Master, you want to murder your apprentice! Who will send you to the end when you go back! Xu Feng shouted, but before he could speak, a pile of clouds came in front of him, which smashed directly into his face.

"Ahem!" Xu Feng coughed violently, and then swallowed it with a grunt......

Xu Feng stayed where he was...... sat on the futon sluggishly, and then the whole person shook with it.

"Steady!" Zixiao jumped up slightly, and then landed and stepped on the flying sword.

Suddenly, the flying sword made a buzzing sound, radiated light all over its body, and flew up again.

Xu Feng's body was suddenly dragged and flew up directly.

"Ah Feng...... You're not going to be stupid, are you? Zixiao jumped into the air and actually walked in front of him in the air, and the flying sword was still flying ahead, as if it had activated the function of automatic navigation!

Seeing that Xu Feng didn't respond, Zixiao anxiously slapped him in the face and shouted, "Speak!" Don't be scared as a teacher! ”

Zixiao gritted his teeth, and then slapped it violently, hitting Xu Feng's soft face directly.

Syllable!

A crisp sound, even high in the air.

"Hiccup!" Xu Feng suddenly hiccuped and spewed out a bunch of clouds from his mouth.

directly covered Zixiao's face, and he couldn't see it at all.

"Oops." Zixiao shook his head and shook off the clouds on his face.

"Master...... Didn't you say you were going to Fujian...... Why did you go to the East China Sea......" Xu Feng hugged Zixiao, and then cried at him over there.

Zixiao's head was big, and he wondered: "Does this have anything to do with seeing the two?" ”

Isn't going to Fujian the same as going to the East China Sea?

"Woo...... Master, don't take you to play tricks like this, don't you know that the East China Sea is very cold in winter! You don't know that I've been allergic to seafood since I was a child! You don't know I can't swim! Woo woo...... "Xu Feng looks like a dead master."

Zixiao Whisper ......

Things seem to be a little more serious than he thought!

"Ah Feng, I made a mistake for my teacher before, a Jiulong Valley in Fujian is a park...... In fact, the real Nine Dragon Valley is still in the East China Sea, and I thought it had changed places...... So I made a mistake and forgot to tell you! Zixiao explained.

Xu Feng was stunned for a moment, and then cried even more ferociously: "Master, do you think it's your house that has changed its address!" ”

……

When Zixiao finally used the legendary "Nine Steps Lingtian" to attract Xu Feng and calm his emotions.

Suddenly, the sound of a fight came from far away.

Xu Feng looked at Zixiao in surprise and asked him, "Did you meet a cultivator?" ”

"I don't know, let's take a look." Zi Xiao harnessed the flying sword, broke through the clouds, and then saw a scene that shocked him.

I saw that a Malaysia Airlines plane was flying in front of them, Xu Feng looked at the passengers in the plane in surprise, and seemed to be a little sluggish, what the hell?

Did you meet in the air?

Today, Kelly absolutely feels like she's gone crazy.

As the most famous music diva in Europe, she was invited to attend the opening ceremony of a music festival in China this time, and when she took a plane, she actually saw a man sitting on a futon in the air, and then flew in front of him.

The plane is at an altitude of several thousand meters at this time!

Is this person still human?

Is he God Jesus, or is he an angel?

Kelly was acting like she was alive today, and he immediately took out his phone and took several pictures of him.

No wonder it is said that Malaysia Airlines planes have been in trouble since the beginning of this year, and sure enough, it will indeed happen when this happens!

Kelly felt sorry for Malaysia Airlines, it was definitely their misfortune to encounter this situation!

"I'm a ...... What's going on with that one just now? Xu Feng was speechless, he vaguely saw a beautiful foreign woman in the plane taking out her mobile phone and taking pictures of him.

If this photo is circulated, my brother will definitely occupy the headlines.

Just as Xu Feng was thinking wildly, a group of people flew over, and the leader of them was a man in a white robe, this man was heroic, and behind him there were a man and two girls.

One of the younger girls really tilted her head and looked at him curiously, with curiosity and innocence on her face.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, dare to ask what kind of master the predecessor is? In Xiao Yichen in Lower Penglai Xiandao, these are my junior sister Lan Ying, Ye Xiaotong and junior brother Yu Yu. "These are Xiao Yichen and the others who have just come out of Penglai Immortal Island not long ago.

Several people behind him looked at Zixiao, and even Lan Ying obediently imitated it.

Zixiao smiled slightly, revealing the feeling of the fairy wind Dao bone and said: "Infinite Heavenly Venerable, it turned out to be a Taoist friend of Penglai Island, and in the lower Dao number Zixiao, it is a loose cultivation, and it is not enough to worry about it. ”

Zixiao said very modestly.

Xu Feng, who looked behind him, was contemptuous for a while, and he bragged a lot about himself on weekdays, but this is how he met someone else's sect......

Ay...... I'm so sad!

Suddenly, Zixiao pointed at Xu Feng behind him and said, "This is a bad disciple below, don't you want to say hello to fellow Daoists?" ”

Xu Feng sat on the futon and said slightly, learning from the appearance of a few people just now: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, take a break in the lower road." ”

Xu Feng was so happy in his heart that he casually fooled the name of a little monk who was restless......

But who knew that the other party didn't notice it, and the girl named Lan Ying said angrily: "You are so rude, you actually sit there and talk to us!" ”

……

Xu Feng was in a cold sweat...... Didn't the other party even notice the well-known name of the country? Instead, I got up with myself.

Looks like a weirdo who lives in the mountains!

In Xu Feng's mind, Lan Ying is still divided into the weirdo column, and in Lan Ying's heart, Xu Feng is regarded as a person who does not know etiquette.

"I'm sorry, this little fellow Daoist, the apprentice on the ground hasn't flown yet, I took him to a place, and I took him to fly in a hurry, so I didn't stand up in the sky, I'm really embarrassed." Zixiao apologized and defended Xu Feng.

"Oh, it's still a non-Yudan, right?" Lan Ying's mouth was full of disdain, which made Xu Feng's heart itch when he heard it.

This girl looks so pure and cute, why is her mouth so vicious?

"Lan'er!" Xiao Yichen glared back at Lan Ying, and then said to Zixiao: "Senior, I'm sorry, my junior sister has always been spoiled by my master. ”

"Where are you going, and what just happened?" Zixiao asked.

Xiao Yichen showed a hint of embarrassment, and glared back at Lan Ying, who stuck out his tongue at it and hid behind Ye Xiaotong.

"It's not my junior sister yet, I accidentally hit that plane with a spell just now."

"That's called an airplane!" Blue Sakura exclaimed suddenly, then retracted her head.

When Xu Feng on the futon heard this, he was immediately happy, it was really a monster coming out of the mountains, and he didn't even know about the plane?

So surely you don't know that you were jerking off just now? And it's a sister paper hitting someone else's plane!

Hey! It's so evil~ (Everyone, please ask for flowers!) Tomorrow the worm will not be at home in the afternoon, and the update will be placed in the morning and evening! Can you make a big breakthrough again this week? Break 2,000 weekends and explode more cliffs! [Just love Chinese, 92 Chinese, 9 love Chinese!] ]