Chapter 15: Terrible Hallucinations
Most of them are drunk and unconscious, they need someone to help them walk, and when they get to KTV, they just sleep, and they are noisy. So these drunken people all said goodbye one after another and took a taxi back to www.biquge.info the hotel to rest.
After these people left, only Qiao Chuan, Zhao Yang, Zhang Xingchu, Wang Yi, assistant director, and some small actors, as well as miscellaneous staff, a total of fourteen people.
After arriving at KTV, Zhang Xingchu ordered three beers that braved the world, two plates of melon seeds, and five fruit plates. As for the red wine, Zhang Xingchu didn't order a bottle, he didn't dare to drink high-purity wine for these people anymore, otherwise something would have to happen.
"Okay, I've already paid the bill, you guys play slowly, I still have some work on hand, I have to go back to the hotel to deal with it." After everything was arranged, Zhang Xingchu said to everyone. "Xiao Li, you help me keep an eye on it, don't let them drink too much."
Xiao Li is the assistant director, his full name is Li Yiqiang, he is one year old Chinese New Year's Eve today, divorced two years ago, and is still single.
"Don't, Director Zhang, how can you have fun if you're not in us. As the saying goes, 'people don't walk without a head, birds don't fly without a head', you are our leader, how can we play without a leader, aren't we brothers? Li Yiqiang persuaded him. He was originally a person who didn't have enough brains, was troublesome, and didn't have a sense of responsibility, so he handed over so many people to him, and no one knew what their names were, so how troublesome it was to take care of them. He didn't want to take over the stall.
Everyone else also persuaded them one after another, it is difficult to come out to play once, and they have to have enough fun, how can they be so unhappy.
"Director Zhang, you can't go, come, sing." A small actor handed the microphone in his hand to Zhang Xingchu and resolutely refused to let him go.
couldn't stand the soft grinding and hard bubbles of everyone, Zhang Xingchu had no choice but to stay.
"Director Zhang, what song do you want to sing?" Zhao Yang sat in front of the song ordering machine and asked with a smile.
Zhang Xingchu meditated for a moment and said, "Sudden Self."
Zhao Yang ordered a song "Sudden Self" for Zhang Xingchu, and after a while, the music sounded, Zhang Xingchu pondered for a while, and began to sing: "I heard you say, the morning sun rises and falls."
。 The weather is unpredictable, and the road is full of footsteps. …… Then don't stay, there will be no more time after it passes. You look at the sky in the distance, hang more rainbows. I will hold your pride tightly in my heart. In the cold winter, I remember your gentle ......"
"Bang bang ......!"
The applause was thunderous, and the screams were loud. Zhang Xingchu's singing is really good, and the changes in each rhythm are just right. Perhaps it is because film and television dramas have something in common with music, both pay attention to the expression of true feelings, Zhang Xingchu performed this "Sudden Self" very perfectly.
"Chuan, what song do you order?" Zhao Yang turned his head to look at Qiao Chuan and asked.
"I can't sing." Qiao Chuan really can't sing, he is filming every day when he comes to this world, and he has no time to listen to songs, let alone learn songs.
"A big man, why do you squirm like a little girl. I'll give you a song "It's Not That Simple"! In fact, this song is Zhao Yang's favorite song, which is also the popular "It's Not That Simple", which is sung on the streets and alleys, and can be described as a household name, ranking first on the list for three consecutive weeks, with an astonishing 20 million downloads. The singer Huang Xiaohu who sang this song was even more famous and a smash hit.
After Zhao Yang ordered a good song, he snatched another microphone from someone else's hand and started singing when the music started.
"It's not that simple, you can find a companion to talk to, especially after seeing so many betrayals. Always restless, I had to be tough......"
"You just look at the lyrics below and sing along to the music." The music was so loud that it was almost inaudible to speak, and Zhao Yang shouted out to Qiao Chuan with a microphone.
Until the chorus, everyone sang along. Their voices were all covered by Zhao Yang, who was holding the microphone.
"It's not so easy to fall in love, everyone has his temper, after the age of love and dreaming, vigorous is not as calm as calm, happiness is not so easy, it will be particularly fascinating, the age of not knowing anything, once the most heartfelt, so the happiest, once ......"
Until the end, Qiao Chuan still sang along with the music, but he sang a lot and it was hard to hear. In fact, Qiao Chuan's voice is very good, it belongs to the kind that God appreciates and eats, but the singing skills are not right, the treble is not high, the bass is not low, and the tone is not turned good, not at all.
"I'll go to the bathroom." After singing the song, Qiao Chuan felt the urge to urinate, and said in Zhao Yang's ear. It was the first time he didn't know how many times he had been to the bathroom tonight. Drinking too much alcohol, urinating once every few minutes, urinating once every few minutes.
"I'll go too." Zhao Yang also said, got up and followed Qiao Chuan in the direction of the bathroom.
Qiao Chuan and Zhao Yang walked into the bathroom and just peed out, a shocking scene happened, which was more Hollywood than a Hollywood blockbuster. The urinary disappeared out of thin air in an instant, Qiao Chuan and Zhao Yang urinated on the ground, and wisps of black smoke began to emerge from the original urinary position, which was thick and pungent.
Zhao Yang was so frightened that he was incontinent, his legs kept trembling, and he was so frightened that the second child forgot to stuff it into his crotch. It's so terrifying, dare to love that there are really ghosts in this world!
"Wow!"
There was an unpleasant sound from the lampshade, the lights suddenly went out, and the bathroom was pitch black.
"Chuan, where are you?" A frightened Zhao Yang groped in the darkness, looking for Qiao Chuan's location. Zhao Yang suddenly touched a round thing, his fingers slowly touched down, this thing was uneven, not a regular sphere. Touch it again, it's the nose, it's the mouth, it's the pointed chin. "Damn, there's a ghost!"
Zhao Yang was so frightened that he fell forward, but he wrapped up a person tightly. This frightened, he was scared to pee, and he urinated directly on this person's body.
The lights suddenly turned on, and Zhao Yang, who was frightened, saw that this person was Qiao Chuan. But the lights went out again, came back on, and so on. Zhao Yang hugged Qiao Chuan tighter.
The last time the light tube was turned on, it was not extinguished again, and Zhao Yangsa fled outside the bathroom, this ghost place, if you stay for a second longer, you will be in danger of dying.
"Bang!"
Zhao Yang, who fled in a hurry, crashed into the wall.
No, when did the door to the bathroom become a wall? There are ghosts, there are definitely ghosts!
Zhao Yang was so frightened that he was urinating, and prayed with his hands folded: "Jade Emperor, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Buddha of Rulai, you quickly manifest your spirit to save me, save me, I don't want to die, I have an eighty-year-old mother and a baby under me."
This is Zhao Yang's classic line, no matter how much time has passed, he has a baby under the age of one month at home.
Qiao Chuan was also frightened, and he didn't know what was going on. Could it be that it is really the ghost that Zhao Yang said?
At this time, a person came in through the wall from the outside, and he walked to the urinal and unbuttoned his pants, whistling and peeing leisurely.
Qiao Chuan and Zhao Yang were stunned, this person was actually able to penetrate the wall? And I don't panic when I see that there is no urine trough.
"Brother Yang, when he goes out, we will follow him and let him take us out." Qiao Chuan pushed the stunned Zhao Yang and said.
"Okay." Zhao Yang, who came back to his senses, replied.
After the man finished urinating, he pretended to rinse his hand under the faucet, and then walked outside.
"Big brother, wait." Qiao Chuan stopped the man in time.
The man looked back at Qiao Chuan and Zhao Yang, with a look on his face, "Something?" Expression.
"Can we go out with you?" Qiao Chuan said unspeakably. It is indeed a little difficult for two big men to follow behind one big man.
The man glanced at Qiao Chuan and Zhao Yang with strange eyes, ignored them, and walked straight outside.
Qiao Chuan took him as a default, put his hands on his waist, and Zhao Yang put his hands on his waist behind Qiao Chuan. The three of them walked out of the bathroom "inseparable".
Standing outside the bathroom, Qiao Chuan and Zhao Yang were shocked again, the wall just now suddenly disappeared, it was still the door of the bathroom, and the urine tank that disappeared inside was intact.
"Ghosts, there really are ghosts!" Zhao Yang was so frightened that his soul burst into flames and screamed loudly.
"No, it's not a ghost. Think about it, that person just passed through the wall and was so happy to see that he could pee without a urinal trough. What does this mean? Qiao Chuan calmed down and analyzed.
"What does it mean?" Zhao Yang asked with a dejected expression, as if he had lost his soul.
Explain that what we see is different from what he sees. The urinal has not disappeared, and the bathroom door has not become a wall. Qiao Chuan said firmly, this is the only reasonable explanation.
"You're saying we're hallucinating?" Zhao Yang asked suspiciously.
"Yes, it's an illusion!" Qiao Chuan affirmed.
"That's terrible." Zhao Yang's eyes widened, and he sighed with palpitations.