"What?" Gao Liang is a little confused, does this Taishang Laojun like men? kept staring at himself without saying anything, and there were words in his mouth. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Gao Liang is also a distance away from Taishang Laojun, and he didn't hear the words in Laojun's mouth just now, and the wanton aggression in his eyes made Gao Liang shudder.

"Lao Jun, I'm Tiantuan Takeaway, your share of Qiong Jelly and Jade Liquid." Gao Liang took out a bottle of wine from his backpack and shook it.

Taishang Laojun saw that the takeaway he ordered had arrived, and the half-human and half-immortal in front of him turned out to be a food delivery person, and then he was even more curious, it stands to reason that the takeaway companies within the Three Realms have to go through a very strict procedure when selecting food delivery personnel, not only in terms of physical fitness, but also in terms of health, and even the variety will be within the scope of its consideration, and of course mortals do not have the conditions to be a food delivery person in the Three Realms, but what the hell is this half-immortal? How did he pass the exam?

"Oh, it turned out to be a food delivery guy." Taishang Laojun wanted to highlight a step closer, and a smile slowly appeared on his face.

"Uh...... Lao Jun, your ......" Gao Liang took a step back, but the elixir jade liquid in his hand was stretched out in front of Lao Jun.

"You're afraid of me?" Taishang Laojun took a step forward again, "Could it be that you are a demon?" ”

Gao Liang couldn't help but roll his eyes, I don't retreat, what should you do if such a big immortal anus anus me? Now I say I'm a demon: "Huh...... No, no, this ...... We have been professionally trained to not have any physical collision with customers when the meal is not delivered to the customer, otherwise it will affect the final customer evaluation. ”

"What kind of bullshit rules, it's a fart in the eyes of my Taishang Laojun!" Taishang Laojun waved his robe, and the elixir jade liquid was already in his hand. "However, since it affects you, I'll follow this rule."

Gao Liang smiled wryly: "Then Lao Jun, please give a good review, I will go back and explain." ”

"Positive reviews?" Taishang Laojun's eyes slanted at Gao Liang, and his eyes were placed on Gao Liang again. "You're not very good at my service, why should I give you a good review?"

Gao Liang was shocked, yes, it's over, this shameless old man actually wants to serve! Forget it, as long as you can have a good relationship with him and let him refine an elixir for Gao Yuanyuan, it's worth it to explain this ass here today!

Taishang Laojun turned his back and drank a pot of elixir jade liquid, and two clusters of red blush quickly appeared on his handsome face: "Who in these three realms doesn't know that I am the most famous chess saint in the three realms!" Even the current Jade Emperor is so frightened by my chess skills that he cried! ”

Taishang Laojun said that he turned around directly in excitement, and his fingers shook slightly and pointed to Gao Liang: "You...... Why are you undressing? ”

At this time, Gao Liang, who had already taken off half of his clothes, slowly raised his head: "Didn't Lao Jun say that he wanted to serve, I know that this matter can't be said clearly, wait for me for a while, it's a little difficult to take off these autumn pants tied up......"

"You...... You...... You put it on for me! Taishang Laojun was obviously taken aback by the highlighted movements and words. Do you hear me, put it on! That's not the service I want! It hurt me to sober up halfway through the wine. ”

"And which service do you want?" Gao Liang quickly lifted his pants and put on his shirt, "No...... What's that? ”

"What? I'm not as perverted as the God of Wealth, you play a game of chess with me today, as long as you win, I will promise you three conditions! What do you think? Taishang Laojun stretched out four fingers to highlight and shook it. How's that, tempting, right? ”

Gao Liang swallowed his saliva, stepped forward and broke back one of Taishang Laojun's fingers: "Tempting, very tempting!" ”

"Okay! Then no problem! Open the whole! "After Taishang Laojun finished speaking, the Qiong Jelly Jade Liquid Wine Jug fell directly to the ground, and it seems that he is drinking Daoxing today." No one has played chess with me for thousands of years! ”

I saw that in the center of this courtyard, the white light flashed, and a huge chessboard appeared, on which it was composed of nine straight lines and ten horizontal lines, and the "Chu River Han Boundary" was printed in a blank space in the middle, which clearly showed that it was a chess board.

"Today, let's play chess." Taishang Laojun smiled, waved his hand again, and on the chessboard, all chess pieces were already in place.

"Chess?" When Gao Liang heard it, he was happy, in that village, he was an invincible chess player! Even the old king, who has been playing chess for more than ten years and pulls people to play chess with a chessboard every day, is like seeing Gao Liang as if he has seen a plague god. "But this chess piece is so big, how can you play?"

"The technology of the mortal world is really rudimentary, don't you know that there is something called voice control?" Taishang Laojun sneered and sneered. "That's it! Pawn the head! ”

I saw the red cannon on the chessboard move towards the middle with a "bang".

"I see......" Gao Liang pondered for a while, "Then I'll jump back!" ”

The black horse also chirped metaphorically and jumped towards the corner of the word "day".

"Heh, tens of thousands of years have passed, and this routine has not changed." Taishang Laojun sneered, "Get out of the car!" ”

"Is this Annai not alive?" Gao Liang laughed, "Jump again!" ”

"The right one of the car," Taishang Laojun shouted confidently.

"The right one of the cars" is highlighted to make the same sound.

And this black cannon was blocked in the middle by the two.

"Are you going to kill me?" Gao Liang shook his fingers. "You can't do it yet."

"Hey, I'll have you in a while!" Taishang Laojun said viciously.

"Left vault!"

"Guns eat cars!"

"Troops!"

"Cannon eats appearance!"

……

This chessboard has come and gone, and it has also been almost under Gao Liang and Taishang Laojun, and then look at the situation, this Taishang Laojun's side, there is only one cannon, one phase and one handsome, and his handsome is still surrounded by Gao Liang's two pawns, Gao Liang's side, there is a car, a horse, a phase, four pawns and a general, it seems to be an inevitable game.

"How is it, Laojun, is it time to admit defeat?" Gao Liang said proudly.

"Humph! How can it be! After speaking, Lao Jun shouted. Skill over the mountain! ”

I saw that the cannon on the chessboard that was on Black's turf directly ate the bright black horse! There aren't any pieces in the middle yet!

"Hey...... You...... How are you cheating! "Extremely bright, this chess game pays attention to fairness, how can this come out of the skill." If you have skills, why don't I? ”

"Blame me?" Taishang Laojun said a sentence leisurely, so that Gao Liang almost didn't vomit blood.

"Okay, okay, you're reasonable!" Gao Liang couldn't believe that this chess skill like a chess saint of Taishang Laojun turned out to be the so-called stealing and tricking! But it's no wonder that Gao Liang didn't hear it clearly, the sentence "No one has played chess with me for thousands of years." "If you think about it at the time, no one has played chess with him for thousands of years, it can't be because his chess skills are too good, because in that case, there can't be no opponent in the Three Realms who doesn't want to break him! So in the end, the explanation is that he is a stinky chess basket! "Then you're welcome, little pawn, give it to me!"

I saw that the bright pawn was once again close to Taishang Laojun's handsome step, and he was about to win.

"Hmph, what is this?" Taishang Laojun laughed and looked very cool, but he was now triumphant, and he really wanted Gao Liang to slap him twice! "Skill, turn enemies into friends!"

I saw a flash of white light, and the bright black pawn directly turned into a red soldier!

"! What the! "The bright fingers were too old and the gentleman was trembling, and he couldn't speak for a long time." What's another skill for you? ”

"My territory, my way." Taishang Laojun's confident smile and endless Internet celebrity words made the bright adrenaline rise sharply.

"I'm! Car! Gao Liang yelled.

I saw that the black car smashed Huanglong and forced Taishang Laojun's mountain-climbing cannon into the red handsome, so that either the cannon was sacrificed or the defeat was admitted.

"This ......" Taishang Laojun saw at a glance that he had lost, and no matter what he did, he was just surviving.

"What other skills do you have, use them!" Gao Liang was angry to the extreme, playing chess with a stinky chess basket is not good at all, and angry people have itchy teeth.

"I ...... I lost...... "Taishang Laojun finally admitted defeat.