Chapter 141: Horse Pee

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"The weather is so sunny today, and the scenery is good everywhere~" Leo, who finished breakfast, was in a good mood, humming a small tune in his mouth as he walked to his cultivation room. But as he walked around the corner, he suddenly found Morata hiding in a corner with some guy, muttering something as if he was discussing something.

"Why does this person look familiar?" Leo took a closer look, and finally searched for the name of this mysterious man in his memory: "Isn't this the butler of Viscount Juan, what's it calledβ€”by the way, Farindor, it's a bit strange to say, it's not good!" Leo's face changed suddenly, and he immediately pulled out his legs to escape.

But it was too late.

"Your Excellency, Bishop!" Viscount Juan's hearty voice seemed to contain some kind of indescribable magic, which instantly made Leo's whole person freeze in place like a sculpture.

With a helpless sigh, Leo turned around in resignation, facing Viscount Juan, who had just emerged from around the corner and was walking towards him.

That's why Leo is running away.

Next time, you have to run faster, or you won't hear it. Leo made up his mind in his heart.

"Lord Bishop, it seems that you don't like to see me very much." Looking at Leo's dejected expression, Viscount Juan couldn't help but smile.

Leo couldn't help but roll his eyes, and didn't mean to answer the viscount.

"Hey, don't look like that." Viscount Juan patted Leo on the shoulder: "Anyway, the two of us are now allies who have signed an alliance." ”

Leo let out a cold snort from his nostrils, his eyes turned to the sky.

Viscount Juan snorted twice, and kept looking Leo up and down with a strange gaze.

"Look at what, look!" Leo, who was a little hairy under the gaze of Lord Viscount, couldn't help but say angrily: "I don't like men! ”

"I don't like men either." Viscount Juan grinned and spread his hands: "Okay, okay, I came to you today because I have a good thing to tell you." ”

"You're big! With this guy of you, nothing good has happened at all! Leo said indignantly: "Every time it's not a wizard of the dark sect, a killer, it's just some kind of plague or something, I want to live a few more years!" ”

"Uh, that's it." Viscount Juan couldn't help but be a little surprised when he heard this, because what Leo said seemed to be the truth.

Let's take stock of Leo's adventures over the past few days. The battle of the alleys with the wizard Sandru and others was after Leo returned from dinner at Viscount Juan's mansion; When the village of Resler and Sandru's soul were at odds, Viscount Juan was by Leo's side; The thrilling festival of light two days ago was simply the idea of Viscount Juan; From this point of view, Leo and Viscount Juan are simply a perfect correspondence to the old saying - the eight characters do not match.

"You broom star, stay away from me!" Leo glared at Viscount Juan, and the whole person took two steps back.

Broom star?

Viscount Juan almost choked on these three words and rolled his eyes, so he simply turned his heart sideways, and swore by the heavenly curse: "I swear in the name of the Blood Wolf Family, there is absolutely no risk this time!" ”

This oath may seem insignificant, but in fact, for a child of a large family like Viscount Juan, it is much more reliable than an oath such as "swear in the name of the most devout believers of the God of Light..."

As we all know, nobles are usually shameless, but here it is generally their own face, for these guys who have been nurtured to put everything in the family first since childhood, the name of the family can still be regarded by themselves.

"Really?" Leo's face looked a little moved.

"Really!" Viscount Juan said categorically: "There is absolutely no danger this time!" ”

"Okay." Leo shrugged his shoulders, "Tell me your conspiracy, let's hurry up and realize it, I'm still in a hurry to come back and cultivate." ”

"Conspiracy?" Viscount Juan smiled, looking like an old fox quietly showing his tail: "Viscount Ben is a serious person, and he will never engage in any conspiracy." Farindor, get ready for your horses! ”

Two hours later.

Leo suddenly found himself playing tricks on Viscount Juan again.

So he reached out and stabbed Viscount Juan's waist in front of him, but received no response.

"This guy isn't afraid of itching?" Leo frowned and thought for a moment, grabbed a branch from the pile of fallen leaves beside him, and stabbed Viscount Juan in the waist again, but still did not get any response.

"Damn, this kid is actually pretending to be dead with this bishop?" Leo was a little angry at this moment, so he reached for his waist and pulled out a dagger that shimmered with cold light.

"Hey, what are you doing!" Viscount Juan shook violently, apparently startled by the dagger.

"I wanted to ask you what you're doing here!" Leo waved the dagger in his hand in annoyance, and said angrily, "What the hell are we doing here early in the morning?" ”

"Ambush." Viscount Juan looked at Leo with some confusion: "Didn't I tell you five minutes ago?" ”

"Of course I know we're in an ambush!" Leo looked even more annoyed: "But why do we have to smear all this weird mud on our faces during the ambush, and the smell of this mud is as bad as horse urine!" ”

"You don't know this, it's called camouflage, and it's from this year's latest edition of Spanny's Military Operations Manual." Viscount Juan, who was lying in the grass of the woods beside the road, with a string of small white flowers on his head, smiled: "It can make our exposed faces more integrated with the surrounding environment, and these mud are specially selected by me, you must know that now the weather is hot, and the mud in the forest is dry into lumps, and it can't be applied to the face at all, but I wandered around for a while to find these mud with water next to a sycamore stump." ”

"Sycamore stumps?" Leo, who was also lying in the grass, rolled his eyes and suddenly felt that something was wrong: "Wait, don't tell me that this sycamore stump you found has a crack that looks like it has been split." ”

"yes." Viscount Juan nodded, and then said, "That crack is quite large, it doesn't look like it was split by a weapon, but like it was split by thunder." Hey, how do you know about the crack in this sycamore stump? Viscount Juan suddenly noticed that something was wrong, and looked at Leo with great confusion, whose face had turned pale.

"Because that stump is where I originally planned to tie the horse, Lao Tzu's horse also sprinkled a soak of urine next to the stump!" Leo said viciously.

Silence suddenly fell in the woods.

"Gross!" Moments later, two vomiting sounds rang out in the forest at the same time.

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