Chapter 2 Teacher Huang (1)
Asano picked up the phone in his office and called the head teacher of class A~D, asking them to come over for a meeting at noon, and to be more strict with the students' grades, otherwise they would go to class E. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info People in other classes opposite, going to class E is like going to hell, where there is no entertainment but mountains. The dilapidated classrooms and poor learning environment have been passed down from the mouths of other classes.
On the other side, he walked among the woods in the dark night, and saw a lot of wild fruits, some of which he knew, and some of which he didn't know.
The night is slowly adjusting its own breathing, and the perfect integration with this environment, as the so-called Tao is natural, the little birds in the forest are standing on the shoulders of the night, completely treating the night as a tree, slowly approaching the window of this school building, and hearing someone inside: Then let's start the class meeting, please call the person on duty to give the order. Rise... Stand up, "click" Everyone picked up their guns and prepared to shoot at the standing octopus, and after a pause, the saluting Xi stood up and replied.
After saying that, all kinds of different voices shot the octopus, "Good morning, just keep shooting, I'll start naming names." The octopus said, "Classmate Babie." "Here." Bakery said. (I won't list them all, wait for someone to say my water word ā_ā)
After they finished ejaculating ā, they kept panting, and when they saw it in the dark night, they complained in their eyes: Aren't the students of the island country saving the world all day long? How can such poor physical fitness save the world, it seems that it can be reformed.
"It's too fast." Nakamura said, "Didn't the whole class miss a single shot?" Said Beyoma. It's a pity that I didn't hit a single shot today. Mr. Octopus pointed at them with his tentacles and said, "The crowd tactics make you think sluggishly, everyone's eyes, the direction of the gun, and the movements of the fingers are too simple, and you need to put a little more effort into it." Otherwise, you don't want to lose the top speed of Mach 20. The octopus kept tapping its tentacles.
"Then again, teacher, did you really avoid everything?" Maehara said angrily at the octopus. "This is an ordinary BB bomb no matter how you look at it, right? You shouldn't be forced to endure it later? Sugino said, looking at the bullet.
"That's it." The whole class said. "Ahh Ah, of course, it will regenerate in a few seconds. "The octopus teacher kept smiling all the time." However, if this bullet gets into your eyes, it is also very dangerous, so it is forbidden to shoot in the classroom except for the purpose of killing the teacher. If only you could kill me before you graduate. "Teacher Octopus changed his smile, green and yellow." Okay, pack your guns and bullets, and we're going to get to class. ā
"Then the question is, Babie-san, what's the difference in these tentacles?" Mr. Octopus stretched out different tentacles, and Shell replied, "It should be blue." "Correct, only the blue tentacles refer to who is a relational word in the example sentence." Dark Night thought: This kind of education method is good, but only one can be reached, although I can too, he has already found the knowledge in the textbook, so I will teach the knowledge outside the textbook, because the dark night has always thought that reading cannot be dead reading.
Memories begin .... The memories end.
"Ding bell", the bell rang after class, and I couldn't help but laugh out loud after listening to the Japanese English class in the night, and said secretly in the night: My groove is going to be discovered this time. At this time, Mr. Octopus had already seen through everything and said to his students: "I will go to China to buy mapo tofu for my teacher." "Actually, I went to look for the night, and the night knew that it was found and was not hiding, because there was something to discuss with him.
Teacher Octopus instantly went to the back of the night, at this time the night really wanted to know where he was, and the back elbow hit the back with a sound of breaking the air, "Wow", the sound of the person behind was dodging quickly, but the trees couldn't move, so he was blown a lot by this fist wind.
"Huh, it's so dangerous, if I get hit, my life will be gone, I doubt now that it's a human being, and if all the power hits, you can suddenly retract it, otherwise this mountain will be broken by you into an airplane passage." Mr. Octopus said.
"Haha, who told me to suddenly appear behind my back, this is just the instinct of a martial artist, and this is a notice, we are also teachers of Class E." Laugh at night with Mr. Octopus.
"What kind of ghost warrior are you? Don't lie to me, I read a lot. Even if you practice the national art that you call in Huaxia, you can't break it with an ordinary punch. Octopus complained.
"Oops, do you think the content of the national art is true? And don't go into details. You have to know that bald people can add critical hits. So don't make a fuss. The dark night looked at the octopus with the eyes of a dead fish and said, "There is also Dan Jin in the national arts, Gang Jin, breaking the void, although the last one is not breaking the void in the real sense, but as long as it doesn't kill him instantly, it can't cause damage, and this is my notice." ā
"Haven't you heard that existence is reasonable?" Mr. Octopus took the notice of the night and said by the way. I thought: Is it another transformed person, but how can he maintain the appearance of a human being, if he hears a laugh in the night, I am not a human being.
Teacher Octopus looked at this notice, it was indeed given by the head of China, because when he was wanted, he also saw the handwriting of the heads of state of various countries, whether it was a counterfeit or not, it can still be distinguished.
"By the way, can you take me to eat mapo tofu? It's nice to have locals here, so I'm in for a treat, and we're going to talk about how to teach the students. Black Night said.
The octopus nodded and his eyes were glowing, although I don't know how the night knew from those two little eyes, the reason for the F glow is very simple, because someone has a treat, although I don't know why the demon king who wants to destroy the world should receive a salary, but I still read qiong with me, yes, it is poor, and I saw some psychology of the octopus teacher in the night.