24. I'm scared to pee

Wang Xiaohammer and Xie Guangkun each carried one leg and put the lower half of the queen's body on the sacrificial platform, corresponding to the upper body of Bodo. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Suddenly, the altar was surrounded by colorful lights, a white barrier enveloped the altar, and the uniform of the stewardess of Porto became the white dress of the goddess Athena, which was extremely holy.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host, complete the side quest, get the 'Dark Shelter', and increase your evolution points by 200. ”

"Complete the second side quest: Defeat the first Patronus,"

"Mission Duration: Within one day."

"Mission Complete: Increases Evolution Points by 300; Mission Failed: Immediately force quit this world. ”

……

Wang Xiaohammer and his party did not flinch, and immediately entered the ramp, and went up along the road, about to enter the first palace and face the first guardian spirit.

Along the way, marble inscriptions on both sides of the ramp are filled with ancient Greek characters and carved with lifelike mythological figures.

The towering trees on both sides are extremely luxuriant, covering the sky and the sun, and there is no sunlight, which is shrouded in a gloomy atmosphere of death.

A drainage ditch went down the mountain, and what was shocking was that the drainage ditch was actually blood!

Occasionally, it is mixed with broken arms, broken legs, and internal organs, which looks very terrifying.

These days, how many people have gone up the mountain without hesitation and fought bravely to resurrect the teacher, but none of them came back alive.

I don't know what happened to the students in the third class of the sixth grade of Hongqi Primary School. It is estimated that the whole army should be wiped out.

A strong smell of blood echoed through the air......

"I'm rubbing, why do you feel so scary, can you get a refund?" Zhu Bajie threw away the cucumber and dragged the corner of Bai Suzhen's clothes, so frightened that his voice trembled a little.

"Don't talk nonsense, and I didn't let you fight alone, we are fighting collectively, what are you afraid of!" Bai Suzhen wiped the sweat from her forehead and said.

"It's not that I'm afraid of fighting, it's just that this environment is a little panicked." When Zhu Bajie spoke, his teeth were also fighting up and down.

"Why don't we make a battle plan or something, it feels like a bit of a brainless rhythm to the death!" Timo analyzed, "I think so, Uncle Xie Guangkun is the first cultivator in Huaxia, and he should be the strongest, so he will be the main output point, okay?" ”

"What do you mean, Uncle Xie outputs alone, and others assist?" Wang Xiaozhu asked.

"Yes," Timo nodded, and continued, "Uncle Xie and the Patronus are fighting, don't be seconded, the others are waiting for the opportunity to launch a surprise attack." For example, my blinding blowgun can be cast in the shadows, making enemies unguarded! ”

"There is a certain amount of truth," Wang Xiaohammer groaned slightly, and said, "But with all due respect, on the one hand, the strength of the guardian saint is indeed too good, and I can't say how long Uncle Xie can withstand it." How many seconds? One minute? Five minutes? It's an unknown. Maybe you will encounter a rebellious one, and one move will directly second the six of us. On the other hand, after all, Uncle Xie is old, and although his cultivation is strong, his reaction speed and swordsmanship are too slow, and if the enemy also adopts a sneak attack method, it will be difficult to effectively prevent ......."

"It's okay, Little Hammer," Xie Guangkun patted Wang Xiaohammer's shoulder and said, "Don't worry about me, my old bones have lived enough, and if I can withstand a few seconds, just create more chances for you to win." ”

"Uncle Xie, look at what you said. I think it's better to have a solid plan. Wang Xiaohammer pondered for a while, his eyes lit up, and he said happily, "There is!" ”

After completing the first side quest, Wang Xiaozhu received 'Dark Shelter', a shield that can withstand an enemy's skills. That is to say, the first wave of skills launched by the enemy, Wang Xiaohammer tried the law, the human shield, and he could completely rely on the 'dark shelter' to resist the damage, without Xie Guangkun fighting hard, and then with Xie Guangkun as the frontal attack point, everyone saw the opportunity, exerted the greatest energy from all aspects, and defeated the enemy with collective strength! Every Patronus has a flaw, which must be observed.

This plan was unanimously appreciated by everyone, and everyone was confident and continued to climb the mountain.

After another two kilometers, not far ahead, the first palace finally appeared.

The pillars at the entrance of this white palace have been stained red with blood.

There were many severed limbs and human heads piled up at the doorway, and the ground was covered with a layer of blood, and the blood water merged into a small river that flowed into the drainage ditch.

Suddenly, a primary school student in a school uniform, the three-bar boy from the third class of the sixth grade, ran out crying loudly.

"Help me! Help............"

He was covered in blood, roaring like crazy, his voice was hoarse, and his eyes were full of deep fear.

Uhhhh

A silver boomerang flew out of the main hall!

Hiss!

Accurate, a dart interspersed, rotating back and forth, cutting the neck of the three-bar boy, and the head is different!

The boy fell silently, and the head rolled at the feet of Wang Xiaohammer and his friends.

"Nima, I'm not going...... Zhu Bajie took two steps back and said nervously, "I also said that I didn't want to die, I think there is no return at all!" This kind of murder is the same as chopping melons and vegetables, and I am scared to pee. ”

"Hmm...... cough cough ......" Bai Suzhen spit out a few mouthfuls of yellow liquid and coughed.

Timo next to her helped her beat her back and asked with concern, "Pretty auntie, is it a pregnancy reaction?" ”

"It's not." Bai Suzhen wiped off the liquid from the corner of her mouth, aimed at Zhu Bajie's head with two punches, and said angrily, "It's a trivial matter for you to be scared of urine, can you say it in advance, and it will make the old lady nauseated?" ”

Due to Bai Suzhen's fetal overnutrition, it couldn't hold excess nutrient solution, so when Zhu Bajie was scared to urinate just now, he directly filled Bai Suzhen's stomach from the umbilical cord, and it was filled too suddenly, and Bai Suzhen vomited.

"Can you mother and son stop being disgusting?" Yu Ting frowned, pinched her nose, and said, "It's really wonderful." ”

"You want to quarrel again?" Bai Suzhen stepped forward and glared at Yu Ting.

"Okay, don't make a fuss! When has it been, and is it still not united? Xie Guangkun said helplessly, "If anyone quarrels again, I will cut off her tongue with a knife." ”

The two glanced at each other and stopped arguing.

"Let's go inside." Wang Xiaohammer said in a calm tone, "We must use all our strength to defeat the enemy!" There is no room for slackness, otherwise, we will not see the sunrise tomorrow. ”

"Come on!"

"Well, come on!"

Everyone clapped their hands and resolutely entered the first palace.

…………

Inside the vast palace, it is simply bloody and cruel and outrageous!

The gilded walls were covered in blood.

Including the schoolchildren, the corpses and severed arms of about 1,000 people were scattered and disorganized, like garbage.

There was a layer of blood mud on the ground, and the shoes could be pulled up.

Fly waste on the rotting body, insect repellent crawling, the stench billowing and disgusting.

"Hmm......" At this time, Zhu Bajie vomited.

Bai Suzhen said weakly: "I'm sorry, I blame it this time...... I'm scared of......"

“……”

There was a black swivel chair in the center of the hall, with its back to everyone, and everyone's eyes were fixed on it.

"Hmph, another batch of deaths?" A cold male voice said contemptuously.

The chair slowly turned around, and everyone saw that the person sitting on the chair turned out to be a tiger-headed person!

He wore a black tuxedo, a bow tie, crossed his legs, and held a goblet that seemed to be leisurely tasting fine wine.

"Hahaha, look, are you here to tease me?" After seeing everyone, the tiger head leaned back and smiled back, and the red wine in the cup spilled out, "I want to form a team to die, and also learn from those elementary school students, wear a uniform costume or something, look at you, what kind of strange team?" Old man, monkey, pig, stuffed animal, huh? And a pregnant woman!? …… Hahaha! Funny! It's so funny, my stomach hurts......"

Everyone was expressionless, not daring to relax their vigilance, they all stared at the tiger's head, with a serious face.

"You...... Is it really a patron saint? Wang Xiaohammer stood at the front and said loudly: "Where did the tiger come from in the Golden Zodiac!?" ”

"It's too little to read, kid," Tiger Tou stood up, put the goblet on the table next to him, loosened his bow tie, and said, "Haven't you heard of it?" ”

"This ...... Zodiac? Wang Xiaohammer almost fainted. Unexpectedly, the so-called guardian saint of the zodiac turned out to be a combined god of war of people and animals related to the zodiac. "Well, Tiger Head, what do you call you?"

"Don't ask, you don't have to know...... You just have to tell me, how many seconds do you want to be killed? The tiger head put away his smile, his expression gradually became cold, and the word 'Wang' on his forehead faintly glowed red.

Light of Killing Intent!