Chapter 98: Laughing Hurts My Stomach (Ask for the First Order)
Chapter 98 Laughing hurts my stomach
"Presumptuous, do you know who you are talking to, Emperor Dongchu, is this the hospitality of your country?
To allow such a pariah, who does not understand etiquette and has no identity, to appear on such a grand occasion, is this looking down on the envoys of the Three Kingdoms?" The second prince of Beishang was continuously squeezed by Jun Moxuan and Luo Yan, and he was annoyed and angry at the moment, and turned his anger to Jun Hao.
"The second prince of Beishang is serious, this junior first little prince, but my distinguished guest of Eastern Chu, like several distinguished envoys, is valued by my Eastern Chu State.
This junior young man, who is still young, is straightforward and fast-talking, has a hearty personality, has always had something, what to say, is not informal, and has no malice towards the second prince of Beishang.
Even to me, she is not bound by this mortal grain etiquette.
Her frank temperament is rare in this mortal world, but I like it tightly. Jun Hao's few words that seemed to be an explanation were actually all compliments to Luo Yan.
As soon as his words came out, the ministers below couldn't help but be full of black lines.
Your Majesty, your short-term protection is too obvious.
How can I say that people are also distinguished guests from afar, is it really good that you don't give face like this?
"Hmph, for the sake of her young age, this prince doesn't care about her. Hearing Jun Hao's words of protection, the second prince of Beishang, who has always been outstandingly resourceful, naturally will not continue to pursue it.
He did it on purpose just now, wanting to provoke Jun Mochen and probe the regent of the Eastern Chu Kingdom, and he didn't want to be ruined by these people who jumped out one after another.
Especially the stinky boy sitting next to Jun Mochen, he didn't expect that there would be so many people to defend him, which really surprised him.
However, this temptation, he was not completely without gains.
Now that the Emperor of Eastern Chu gave him the steps, and at the same time came out in person to defend the little boy, he naturally followed the steps and accepted it when he saw it.
Although Jun Mochen didn't speak, he casually glanced at the second prince of Beishang, and his eyes were as calm as an ancient well, indifferent, which really made people's backs chill for no reason.
When the second prince of Beishang sensed Jun Mochen's faint sweep, the nerves of the whole person immediately tensed.
It was a sensitive warning that he had cultivated over the years, in the event of mortal danger.
Although, just a casual and brief glance gave him the illusion that he fell into the ice pool in an instant and was targeted by a fierce beast.
With just this glance, he clearly knew that this regent of Eastern Chu, who had not spoken a word since they entered the palace, was afraid that it would be more difficult to deal with than the legend.
In my heart, I also began to weigh that if Beishang really confronted Dongchu, and Dongchu had such a tricky character, what were their chances of winning Beishang.
Prince Nanzhao and Prince Xiyue secretly glanced at each other after the second prince of Beishang met a soft star.
Both of them have suffered big losses in the hands of Jun Mochen.
This time, they all came with a task, so naturally they would not make a tentative move at this small palace banquet.
Moreover, they know much more about Jun Mochen than they know about the situation in Beishangguo.
Without the certainty of victory, they would not venture into a conflict with Jun Mochen, which would not be of any benefit to the purpose of their trip.
However, after the trouble of the second prince of Beishang, they also saw some clues from this palace banquet, and they were very satisfied with such an unexpected gain.
"Porphyry, porphyry, porphyry......" A series of loud stinky farts sounded from the position of the second prince of Beishang who had just sat down.
The hall was originally silent, and this series of farts instantly made everyone in the hall look weird.
And the initiator, the second prince of Beishang Ye Lingchen, suddenly had an upset stomach, and after making such a movement, his whole face instantly turned red, and there was a tendency to turn purple.
Looking at the hall again, everyone endured it, and looked down not to look at him, which made him even more embarrassed, and he wanted to die.
Of course, among these people, except for Luo Yan, who looked surprised and had a pair of smart and pure big eyes, staring at him tightly.
"Well, I'll just say you, the liver is hot, you are still not convinced.
This person with a strong liver fire, the digestion of the stomach and intestines is not very good, especially if you have not been in Dongchu for a short time, there is naturally a situation where you are not adapted to the water and soil, and it is normal for such an accident to occur.
But it's rude for you to fart so unrestrained and unscrupulous on such a major occasion!!
If I fart in front of everyone like you, especially when others are eating, I will definitely be taught an etiquette lesson by my senior brother. Seeing Luo Yan's smart eyes, looking at him with some contempt, Ye Lingchen felt that something bad was going to happen.
Sure enough, I heard the angry words coming out of her unscrupulous little mouth.
Hearing this, Ye Lingchen almost vomited blood.
"Emperor Dongchu, I'm really sorry, this prince, I just arrived in Dongchu, the time is not long, I am indeed a little unaccustomed, and now I am unwell, I want to go down to rest first. Regardless of having a verbal dispute with Luo Yan, Ye Lingchen endured another wave of noise, got up directly, saluted Jun Hao, and said stubbornly.
"Ahem, the second prince of Beishang is polite, someone will take the first second prince down to rest, and the imperial doctor Xuan will take a look at the second prince and prescribe some medicine to regulate the stomach. Jun Hao forcibly pressed the corners of his mouth that were constantly twitching, coughed lightly twice, relieved the nerves on his face, and opened his mouth to respond.
"Then thank you to the Emperor of Eastern Chu, you are rude, take the first step. After Ye Lingchen nodded in agreement from Jun Hao, he quickly left the table, apologized to everyone, and walked towards the outside of the main hall as quickly as possible.
As soon as he followed, the little eunuch who came to guide him walked out of the main hall, and his forbearant movements finally reached the limit.
Another series of sounds came from behind him, and in order to prevent the sound from entering the main hall, he almost used his internal force to fly forward directly.
The little eunuch who was in charge of leading the way for him, when he saw him flying up, he had to run fast and follow him, and the two of them quickly disappeared in front of the main hall one after the other.
"Hahaha...... Mo Chen, what kind of second prince, it's really rude, I'm laughing to death. Just when everyone breathed a sigh of relief and didn't have to endure it any longer, Luo Yan burst into a crisp burst of laughter, echoing in the hall.
The whole person laughed and fell into Jun Mochen's arms, pointing to the position in the door of the main hall with one hand, and rubbing his stomach that was hurt by laughter with the other.
"Don't laugh, laughter hurts your stomach, no one can help you. The corners of Jun Mochen's mouth twitched slightly, and he helplessly straightened Luo Yan, who was smiling in his arms, and asked her to sit down, and said softly.
Don't think he doesn't know, the second prince of Beishang will suddenly have such a trouble, it's all her handiwork, I really think that he didn't see the slight movement of her little hand.
"Oh, no, no, I'm going to have indigestion when I laugh, Mo Chen will accompany me to go out for a walk. Luo Yanqiang held back her laughter, stood up, pulled Jun Mochen directly, and said, about to walk outside the main hall.
"Emperor of Eastern Chu, this princess came this time because she was interested in the Hundred Flowers Society of Eastern Chu Kingdom, and wanted to participate in it once to relieve my curiosity.
However, at this time, the princess has a new expectation, if the princess wins the first prize in this hundred flowers meeting, I don't know that the emperor of Dongchu may call the shots and give a holy decree marriage to the princess and the regent of Dongchu. Just when Luo Yan pulled Jun Mochen, ignoring everyone's reactions, and was about to walk to the door of the main hall, a proud and rampant voice sounded in the main hall.
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