34. Aren't you going to change seventy-two
There is a person, born in the beautiful Ivory Mountain, in order to become the first cultivator in China, he practiced hard, understood the knife method, and did not farm well and live. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info in the eyes of others, is a typical example of not doing business.
He is Xie Guangkun. Thirty years ago, he was determined to cultivate the truth, regardless of his wife's opposition and the sideways eyes of the whole village, and insisted on going his own way.
You can't have it both ways. The heartbroken wife is gone, and in the past thirty years, he has penetrated the dragon slaying runes, cultivated to the realm of the Yuan Infant, and really fulfilled his dream, but his feelings are blank.
He never gave up looking for his wife, who left silently, but his wife was lost in the sea and was never heard from again.
Now......
He was emotional, and when he regarded Meng Po on the kang as his wife who had missed him for 30 years, his love was so crazy and his love was so 'deep', from three minutes to five minutes.
Although it is not a long time, it is definitely a new breakthrough for him. In the past, when I went to the big health care or played old man's fun, it was all done in three minutes.
Meng Po was also a fast food and had fun, although there were countless royal men, but she had a feeling of love for this old man.
Maybe it's because of his infatuation, kindness, simplicity and straightforwardness.
After regaining his senses, Xie Guangkun quickly got dressed and went to join the team.
Before leaving, Meng Po gave him a small medicine, which contained a black liquid.
This is a hardcover version of Meng Po soup, and you will lose your memory if you drink it.
Meng Po told him that if you are tired one day and don't want to wait for your wife to come back, tell me, drink this Meng Po soup and forget everything in the past. I will treat you as my man and love you with all my heart...... My emotional world is very single-minded, and I don't allow you to think about other women, so I'll give you this......
Xie Guangkun put away the bottle of Meng Po soup and said, "Thank you, Meng Po, in the future, you and I will have no chance to meet, but I will not forget you." I also promise you, if one day I am tired and want to find a wife, and I will be the first to choose you for the rest of my life. I would not hesitate to drink the soup. When the time comes, you won't be able to abandon me. ”
The two cherished each other, and finally parted in pain. The love of the elderly is so romantic.
Xie Guangkun levitated away as fast as he could.
……
When he came to the dungeon under the guidance of the somersault cloud, he saw the black and white impermanence frantically throwing the chains from a distance, and his teammates were tired of dodging and had no power to fight back.
At this moment, Xie Guangkun was already seriously injured, and he was almost sucked dry by Meng Po's old goblin just now, and he was in poor health and had nothing to say, and he had no ability to fight at all. If you fight hard now, it is irrational to send to death.
At this critical moment, suddenly, a white door appeared in the void......
The door opened, and a blue cat walked out, Xie Guangkun looked at it, and it turned out to be Doraemon!
A burst of fire rose in an instant.
"It's you?! Dead cat! Do you dare to show up? See that I don't beat you flat. ”
Xie Guangkun rushed up angrily and hugged Doraemon.
"Old man, calm down!"
"I'm cold to your uncle, you fat cat, you designed all the plots, let us break into the zodiac, almost killed us, hurry up and hand over the last dragon ball! Otherwise I want your life! ”
"Calm down, don't be noisy, be careful to let black and white impermanence discover us!"
Xie Guangkun stopped and asked in a low voice, "Are you embarrassed to come?" ”
"I was forced to come out of desperation, who was kicked in the head by a donkey and came to the underworld?" Doraemon also has a depressed face.
"What do you mean?"
"A woman from the fairy world named Zixia coerced me to find Wang Xiaozhu."
"Zixia?! How did she find it? ”
"Isn't that bracelet weird," Doraemon said helplessly, "The storage bracelet is her exclusive item, and it is bound to the Ziqing Sword, and she can easily find the specific direction of the bracelet according to the direction provided by the Ziqing Sword, just like the GPS in the bracelet." ”
"So, the Dragon Ball was snatched back by Zixia?"
"yes, the Dragon Ball is still in the bracelet." Doraemon groaned for a moment and continued, "Zixia said that she also knows the great threat facing the earth, and wants to hand over the Dragon Ball to summon the dragon and help everyone save the earth." As long as she sees Wang Xiaozhu, she will hand over the Dragon Ball. ”
Doraemon went to see Zixia in order to trick Wang Xiaohammer, but he flickered like this.
In fact, after Zixia took back the bracelet from Doraemon, in order to find Wang Xiaohammer, she said to Doraemon: "Let's make a deal, as long as you bring Wang Xiaohammer to me, I will fight the patron saint of the Zodiac and get the Moonlight Treasure Box for you." ”
Zixia, who comes from the fairy world and is strong in martial arts, has a greater grasp of defeating the guardian spirit, and of course Doraemon doesn't want to miss this opportunity, so he teleports over.
At this moment, Xie Guangkun, who was kept in the dark, faced such a dilemma, and he could only believe him.
"Well, believe you again." Xie Guangkun said hatefully, "If you fool us again, you will be good-looking." ”
"Don't worry. I'm going to get the attention of black and white impermanence, and you call someone to enter the portal. ”
After Doraemon finished speaking, he plugged in the bamboo dragonfly and flew over.
On the battlefield, Black and White Impermanence continues to attack with chains, crampons flying wildly, and killing intent soars.
Doraemon flew to the top of Black Impermanence's head, hummed a little song, untied his belt in the air, and sprinkled a soak of urine.
"What's it, so hot, so smelly?" Hei Wuchang looked up and saw that the blue cat in the air was urinating on himself, and he was furious.
"Where are you from? Looking for death too? Black Impermanence flung the chains into the air.
Doraemon dodged the chain and said with a cheap smile: "I was passing by, and I saw that you two were not pleasing to the eye, deliberately." Hahaha! Come and hit me~~"
Immediately afterwards, Doraemon pulled a few more points of cat feces, smashed them on Bai Wuchang's face, and said with a smile: "The cat for you can make coffee~"
"I'm angry, I have to kill you!"
Black and white impermanence has never been insulted like this, being and pee on the head. They yelled angrily and pointed the finger at Doraemon.
They can't fly, it's a shortcoming, a hard injury! They can only stand on the ground and throw the chains into the air.
Swish!
As long as Doraemon flies a little higher, their chains will be beyond the reach of the whip.
Taking advantage of this chaos, Xie Guangkun turned the portal over and beckoned everyone to hurry up and enter with gestures.
Bai Suzhen, Zhu Bajie, Timo, and Jitou entered the ...... smoothly
Wang Xiaohammer came to the outside of the dungeon where Yu Ting was imprisoned, and saw Yu Ting standing in the prison, her eyes were red, and she was miserable.
He couldn't bear to leave like this......
"Little Hammer, let's go...... Leave me alone......" Yu Ting said emotionally, "You must live and complete the glorious mission of saving the earth...... I know that going up the knife mountain and going down to the sea of fire is a fate that I can't escape. My end is that my soul is scattered, and I only want the next life, and we will be husband and wife again...... Woo......"
"I want to save you...... Alas, I'm really useless......" Wang Xiaohammer was also heartbroken, he didn't want to abandon his teammates and run away by himself. However, because this cage is made of earth's dark iron, even the guardian spirit can't pry it open, let alone a mortal like him.
"I don't blame you, Little Hammer, you did your best......" Yu Ting wiped the tears from her face and cried, "Let's go, it's over if you are discovered by black and white impermanence." ”
"Yu Ting......" Wang Xiaohammer still couldn't bear to leave and refused to enter the portal.
Yu Ting stretched out her hand and took Wang Xiaohammer's hand, her fingers interlocked, and the scene was very sad......
At this time, Xie Guangkun, who was standing next to him, thought for a while and said a word, which made Wang Xiaozhu almost vomit blood and die...
Xie Guangkun said lightly: "By the way, Tingting, don't you know how to change seventy-two, why don't you keep a fly, mosquito, bee or something, and get out?" ”
"Uh."
"This ......"
Wang Xiaozhu and Yu Ting only felt like they had been struck by lightning, if they had thought of this from the beginning, they would not have attracted black and white impermanence and risked being killed.
So, Yuting sweated on her forehead, put her hand into the crotch of her pants, pulled out a hair, turned into a fly, and flew out easily......
Wang Xiaozhu, Yu Ting, and Xie Guangkun all entered the portal and shouted to Doraemon in the air not far away:
"Dead cat, hurry up!"
Doraemon had a lot of fun, bullying black and white impermanence and not being able to fly, it's so cool. From time to time, he urinated a few drops, or pulled a few to give to Black and White Impermanence, so angry that the two of them jumped like thunder, but they couldn't hit him.
Hearing the call, Doraemon had had enough, so he quietly took out a bottle of pepper from his pocket and sprinkled it on the head of Black and White Impermanence......
"Hee-hee...... Succeed. Doraemon smiled wickedly and flew towards the portal......