29. Pretend to be a great god
No weaknesses?
Really?
No way!
Every guardian god has a weakness, but some people's weaknesses are very hidden. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Waste, die!"
The head of the chicken brandished a mace and rushed up, because of his strong body, every time he stepped on the floor, it was rubble tumbling, and the momentum was violent.
The strong air currents blew everyone's hair up.
"Bajie, take the dragon slaying knife!"
"Hmm!"
Xie Guangkun handed the dragon slaying knife to Zhu Bajie, signaling that the mother and son could cooperate.
Bai Suzhen took two steps forward and said resolutely: "Son, practice!" β
Super invincible propellers!
Bai Suzhen threw Zhu Bajie up!
Whew~~Whew~~Whew~~
"What kind of trick is this? Umbilical cord kite flying? A bunch of teases! The chicken head said disdainfully.
"Teach you to be a man!" Although Zhu Bajie was foaming at the mouth, he still cut the left leg of the chicken head with a knife.
Hiss............
The propeller rotates rapidly, ten dollars in one second! Nine shallow and one deep!
Blood is sprayed, and the wound erodes.
Seeing that the left leg of the chicken head was about to be cut off, only a layer of skin was hung, but the corner of the chicken head's mouth sneered, and the cockscomb quickly transmitted a green healing light, and the wound healed on its own.
Chicken Head: "Hahaha! I've said it all, I have no weaknesses. β
Bai Suzhen: "This is too laissez-faire!" β
The chicken head laughed wildly, and at the same time, he saw the right time, and suddenly swung out his mace, slamming it on the face of Zhu Bajie, who was flying quickly!
Mace strength slapped in the face.
Bang!
Zhu Bajie fell heavily to the ground.
"Bajie! Eight precepts! β
"Bajie, how is it?"
"Huh?! Pig Son ......"
Everyone rushed over, but saw a poignant scene......
Zhu Bajie had already passed out, his face was beaten beyond recognition by the mace, stained with steel nails, like a sieve, and the flesh and blood were blurred.
He was dying, took Wang Xiaohammer's hand, and muttered, "I...... I'm going to hang up ......."
"Bajie, you won't die, hold on!" Wang Xiaohammer shouted loudly, very emotional.
The eyes of the others were full of tears, and the scene was very sad.
"I ...... Tell me about it...... Last Words......"
"Say it, Bajie."
"I ...... Love to eat...... Soaked ...... Cucumber ......"
"Uh."
"What are you trying to express?"
"Son Pig, I actually understand what you mean...... Don't be reluctant to speak, I feel that you are in pain, rest......" Bai Suzhen wiped her tears and cried. She thought to herself: Eat your sister, eat it, you will know how to eat it in a day, go to the underworld to eat...... I'm so happy, this pig's head is dead, and it's a burden...... Hehe~ Moreover, he sacrificed to save the earth, and I can still get the honorary title of 'Heroic Mother', hehehe, hehe......
"Bajie, hold on......" Wang Xiaohammer wanted to give him a manual breath or something, but the pig's face was unrecognizable, and he couldn't even find the pig's mouth, so he could only watch his teammates walk towards the brink of death step by step, powerless!
This kind of pain pierces the heart with ten thousand arrows!
Everyone was embarrassed.
"Woo woo woo ......" Yu Ting couldn't cry. Because the effect of the fake pill was so strong, she was still hot and almost bursting, and there was a rising flame-like thing in her stomach, ready to move.
Suddenly, Yu Ting accidentally coughed, and fire erupted from her mouth!
Call!!
Yu Ting can breathe fire, which is caused by fake medicine, because Yu Ting is the Monkey King of the Monkey King, with the special physique of the stone monkey, and has been refined in the Dan furnace of Taishang Laojun, the fire element hidden in the body is very strong, and it has a chemical reaction with the fake medicine, and it just happens to conjure up flames that can be sprayed.
This fire is not an ordinary open flame, but a fire of Tiangang, and the temperature is extremely high.
This fire sprayed right on Zhu Bajie's face before he died......
The old wounds are tragic, and new ones are added.
Zhu Bajie's already bloody face was sprayed into black charcoal by the fire of Tiangang.
Killed instantly.
ββ¦β¦β
"This ......"
"Bajie is out of breath......"
"Alas......"
"Yu Ting, you disgusting troll, kill my pig son!" Bai Suzhen stepped forward and shouted hysterically while pulling Yuting's monkey hair.
"Stop fighting!" The others hurriedly persuaded the two women to pull them apart.
Yu Ting couldn't refute anything, it was indeed she who accidentally sprayed the flame on Zhu Bajie's face, causing an accident. Maybe this is the legendary crime of manslaughter.
"I didn't mean to!" Yu Ting shook her head, her face was full of guilt, looking at Zhu Bajie's corpse, and burst into tears.
"Tingting, when are you going to breathe fire?" Xie Guangkun asked suspiciously.
"Maybe it's a fake drug." Yu Ting explained.
At this time, Teemo finally spoke, despite his smallest size, he was the calmest one in trouble, and he was good at thinking about problems.
Timo sighed, "Yuting, just ...... You spray a little more, a little more thoroughly, and directly cremate Zhu Bajie. β
"Well, this ...... Is it really good? Yu Ting said weakly.
"Alas, it seems that this is the only way, now the weather is too hot, it will stink after a while, in order to respect the corpse, you breathe fire." Xie Guangkun also said.
When Bai Suzhen heard this, she couldn't hide her sadness on the surface, but she was extremely happy in her heart: Haha, burn it, burn it, and save the cremation fee for the old lady......
"You SB, have you said enough, do you dare to continue fighting?!" The chicken head, who had been ignored for a long time, roared angrily not far away.
"Shouting that you are paralyzed," Wang Xiaohammer turned around and scolded angrily, "Can you die if you fight again later?" Can you have some quality? My people have been killed, can't we let him die a dignified death? You're still a patron saint, why don't you talk about humanitarianism at all?! β
"......" was said by Wang Xiaohammer, and the chicken head was speechless!
It does make a lot of sense......
The chicken head is an ancient god, killing a few ordinary people is originally a bully of the strong, if you don't talk about humanitarianism, take the opportunity to kill them all, spread it and fall into a reputation of taking advantage of people's danger, which will damage the prestige of God.
"Damn, then I'll give you three minutes, hurry up and deal with it!" After the chicken head finished speaking, he jumped back on the throne, looking down at everyone, watching a play.
"Spray it......" Wang Xiaohammer said to Yu Ting, "burn it to ashes and find a good place to bury it." β
"Okay. I squirt. β
Yu Ting walked over, facing Zhu Bajie's body, and was just about to open her mouth to spit fire, when suddenlyββββ
"Surprise!"
Zhu Bajie screamed and stood up.
Everyone was confused.
"Hahaha! I've got you covered! How's that, interesting! Zhu Bajie smiled and leaned back, and then recited the formula, and a burst of white smoke rose into the air.
After the white smoke gradually dissipated, the burns on Zhu Bajie's face were gone, intact and reborn.
Everyone was so frightened that they took a few steps back and asked, "Is it a human or a ghost?" β
Zhu Bajie gave everyone a flying kiss and said with a smile: "Of course it's a human." I wasn't hurt just now, I'm going to do a trick, everything just now was my prank, hahaha! β
I see!
Zhu Bajie was born with a life-saving skill, which is the blinding method.
In case of danger, the body tissues conjure up false wounds, which are very realistic, and can pretend to be injured or even pretend to be dead, giving people a false appearance.
"To be honest, in this troubled world of artillery fire, there is no life-saving skill, how can you mix!" Zhu Bajie said with an angry expression.
"I'm really looking for a fight!" Bai Suzhen took two steps forward and slapped the pig's head.
"Okay, stop fighting." Everyone stepped forward to pull Bai Suzhen away, and they all persuaded: "He is still a child, and it is normal to make trouble." β
Bai Suzhen sighed: "If the son doesn't teach, the mother is at fault!" I'm so...... Alas, this pig child, when will he be sensible! "I thought: I thought that this pig had a low IQ, it turned out that he was pretending to be a god......