Chapter 129: Strange Old Man
Li Bai was startled, when the voice broke into his ears, he only saw an old figure in his spare eyes, which had quickly entered his eyes!
It was a sloppy old man, dirty, a glossy robe, pouring out of tattered holes, full of wine smell even from a distance, and a hat on his head that had long since lost its original color, and at this moment the holes were exposed on both sides of the hat, and the brim of the hat was like jagged teeth, as if it had been torn by something!
The most eye-catching thing is the pair of piercing eyes and the red rosacea nose, squeezed on the wrinkled old face, not to mention how weird. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
The old man's eyes were discharged at the moment, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva fiercely, he didn't even look at Li Bai, he picked up the spirit beast on the fire rack, and didn't care whether it was hot or not, he started directly, and ate happily.
"Hey...!" Li Bai stretched out his hand to stop it, but the old man didn't pay attention to Li Bai at all.
"Hmm... Delicious, delicious..."
"Not bad, not bad, it tastes really good!"
"Hey, I said this old gentleman, you eat, but I just baked the meal and prepared to eat!! You gave me food, so what should I eat??? ”
Although Li Bai was a little dissatisfied in his heart. But seeing that the old man's clothes were so sad, he couldn't help but feel a little distressed about the old man. It seems that the old man should be alone, and no one will take care of him...... That's why it's like this......
"Forget it, forget it, count me unlucky, let it be eaten for you. You...... Hey, hey, you eat slowly, no one will rob you!! ”
Li Bai was a little helpless, a little angry and funny. The barbecue that I originally wanted to serve as lunch was snatched away by an inexplicable old man. And...... Still a very strange old man.
Li Bai saw that the old man was grabbing the spirit beast and eating it fragrantly, and he didn't seem to want to take care of himself at all, and couldn't help but be a little bored. While holding the fire stick in his hand and stabbing the fire in the fire, he began to look at the old man in front of him curiously.
The old man ate quickly, and it didn't take long for such a big spirit beast to be eaten by the old man, and only a bunch of bones remained. After the old man finished eating, he touched his stomach with satisfaction, burped a lot, and then raised his hand to wipe the corners of his oily mouth with his dirty sleeves. Li Bai, who watched it, couldn't help but feel sick to his stomach.
It's really a strange encounter......
After the old man finished his lunch, what was even more infuriating was that he didn't even say a word of thanks, but sat down on the stone, suddenly stretched out a hand, and asked himself very unashamedly:
"Little hairy boy, do you have water? Your barbecue is so greasy. ”
After saying something, Li Bai was so angry that he almost didn't vomit blood. The heart said that you, an old man, not only ate my lunch for nothing, but also wanted to drink my water? It's really a bit of a stretch!!
"See, old man, there is the river down here, the water is very clear, if you are thirsty, please move to the river and go to you."
Li Bai said dissatisfiedly.
After saying that, his stomach made an untimely 'gurgling' sound. Li Bai touched his stomach, secretly raised his eyes with some embarrassment, and looked at the old man in front of him.
The old man didn't hear the embarrassing belly cry he had just made, but touched his belly, looked at the river with some hesitation, and turned to Li Bai with a pitiful look and tone;
"Good boy, help me, old man, get some water. I'm so full of food, old man, I can't move. Look at my belly ......"
As the old man spoke, he was about to lift his clothes and show his belly to Li Bai. Li Bai was suddenly shocked, and said that if I saw the body of this old man of yours, I would have to wash my eyes when the time came, so he hurriedly stopped it:
"Hey, hey, okay, okay, this uncle, I'm afraid of you. I'll scoop up water for you. You wait here for me. ”
Li Bai hurriedly stood up and said hurriedly. After the old man heard this, he nodded with great satisfaction, put down his hand that wanted to open his clothes, pillowed his head with both hands, very leisurely, leaned comfortably behind him, and hummed a little song.
Li Bai sighed helplessly, then turned around and walked towards the river not far away.
Fortunately, in the river, there are still a few lotus flowers miraculously alive, and the leaves of the lotus flowers are quite full. Li Bai stretched out his hand, pulled down a large lotus leaf vigorously, squatted on the shallow position of the river, scooped up a lotus leaf water, rolled it into a convenient carrying appearance, and walked in the direction where the old man was.
"Uncle, your water is ready."
Li Bai felt like the old man's servant. Not only did he have to cook for the old man, but he also had to bring the water back himself. I almost didn't carry this old man to bed. Thinking of this, Li Bai couldn't help but feel a chill.
"Boy, you're really sensible!!"
The old man opened his eyes suddenly, looked at the water that Li Bai handed to him, and nodded with satisfaction. Li Bai's expression was a little impatient, and he stuffed the lotus leaf into the old man's hand, and sat on the ground depressed. Pinching a corner of himself, sullen.
"Who are you, young man? Why are you peeking at my old man eating here? ”
After the old man drank the water, the whole person seemed to have lost his memory, and suddenly said such a thing. made Li Bai cry and laugh.
"What do you say, old man!! What you just ate, but I baked it!! And this water, this water I just brought you from the river!! Uncle, you're full of wine and food, why are you still joking with me? ”
The old man was stunned. looked at the lotus leaf in his hand blankly, and said sullenly:
"Yes...... Yours??? ”
"It's my !!"
Li Bai was speechless.
"Who are you kid?"
The old man's expression was a little dull, his eyes stared at Li Bai's eyes, and after looking at it for a while, he began to look Li Bai's whole body up and down.
"Me? My name is Li Bai. ”
Li Bai replied truthfully.
"You little girl, you're really handsome. People are also very kind, and they accompany me, an old man, to eat......"
Before the old man's words were finished, Li Bai was a little dumbfounded. This, this, this...... This old man, not only is he not sane, but he is also not good at his eyes? Myself...... Where are you like a little girl!!
He hurriedly interrupted the old man's words, spoke hurriedly, and explained:
"I said sir, you can see it clearly, I'm a man, not a woman!!"