Chapter 143: The Shoulders of the Mystery Are Sore
"I can't imagine that there are people like you who are afraid, if I'm not mistaken, that examiner is the last woman you looked at five years ago, except for me and Izumi. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ο½iqugeγ ο½ο½foγγ That's why you're seeing her now like a mouse seeing a cat? β
After handing Sakura over to the hospital, String Moon and Iruka returned to the apartment, looking at the back of Iruka who was opening the door in front of him, String Moon suddenly hooked the corners of her mouth and asked in a mocking tone.
With a click, Iruka opened the door, and then took off her shoes at the entrance without looking back:
"Anyway, you're a normal woman, aren't you? Don't you feel ashamed to take the initiative to mention that you are being looked at by a man? And I'm not afraid of her, I just don't want to get into trouble. β
When he heard the term "normal woman" in Iruka's words, String Moon's eyes like black jewels suddenly flashed with a look of self-deprecation, and then he shook his head, shaking off the thoughts that he shouldn't have in his mind.
"I care a little bit, but being seen is being watched, there is nothing to escape, and there will be no lack of meat,"
After taking off his ninja shoes, Choruka followed Iruka into the living room, and Iruka, who was about to make tea and enjoy the friendship of the landlord, couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this, and then glanced at a part of String Moon that was extremely attractive to the man's attention, and said disdainfully:
"Hey, come less, if you were really so free and easy at that time, then Mao would still arrest me to the police department? Thanks to this, I was inexplicably involved in an incident destined to go down in history, and later because of your irresponsible relationship, I had to take care of a big trouble, even if the bathhouse was wrong for me that time, the price to pay for it was too great, right? No matter how you think about it, I suffered a big loss. β
Xianyue walked to the side of the sofa, stretched out her hands, and at the same time poured her upper body, letting her whole body lean on the cushions of the sofa, her huge breasts were suddenly deformed under the squeezing, and she stepped her legs on the sofa while making a seductive sound, making the whole person seem to be hanging on the top of the cushions, and then she said lazily:
"But no matter what I think, you've made a lot of money~ That's Izumi, a beautiful girl who has been secretly in love with many Uchiha teenagers before, Even now she is the most popular female ninja among young ninjas.1 FEMALE NINJA.,PLUS THE BLOOD OF THE GENIUS OF THE UCHIHA CLAN.,SHE'S BOTH BEAUTIFUL AND POWERFUL.,WHOEVER CAN MARRY HER WILL INSTANTLY BECOME A WINNER IN LIFE.,I really don't know how much paste your head contains.,Get along with such an excellent beautiful girl day and night.,Actually read those filthy books all day long.,Your way of doing things is really incomprehensible.γ β
"Didn't I say that?" Iruka made tea, took out some snacks from the refrigerator and put them on the tray, walked over with the tray in the eyes of the moon tilted his head, and after putting the tea and snacks on the coffee table, Iruka sat down on the sofa on the other side, and continued the topic just now:
"Age, age, I'm four years behind Izumi, how could I have that kind of thoughts about her? And you said that Izumi likes me or something.,That's purely your personal subjective judgment.,I still have self-knowledge.,I'm not the type that little girls like.,Sakura and Ino often call me a ghost animal teacher behind my back.,So,Ah,How could Izumi like someone with my character? β
"Huh..."
String Moon sighed as if she had given up something, and then glanced at Iruka with some disgust: "I can see it, as long as it is something you believe, no matter what others say, it can't change your mind, stubborn guy." β
"It's called keeping oneself, the kind of guy who is changed by a few words, but a fool with no character."
"People who emphasize character all day long are the least characterless."
"Say whatever you want."
Iruka shrugged her shoulders, picked up the dessert on her plate and took a bite, then seemed to suddenly realize something, pointed to the little feet of the moon stepping on the sofa and said, "Anyway, shouldn't you pay a little attention to your behavior as a guest?" I've finally achieved the hospitality of the host, can't you be a little more conscious? And what the hell is that posture of yours? Where did you come from? β
Hearing this, Xianyue pursed her lips, without the slightest intention of moving, still hanging lazily on the cushion.
"Long-winded, isn't it just a broken sofa? If you step on it, I'll give you a new one, but I've been tormented by the sore shoulders of the mystery all day today, and the whole shoulder is so sore that I feel uncomfortable even leaning back on the chair, and if I don't take this posture to relieve it, I feel like my shoulders are about to fall off. β
Hearing this, the corners of Iruka's mouth twitched, and the half-eaten snack in his hand "bang" until it fell to the ground.
"What a fart! The cause of your shoulder soreness, even if you use your leg hair, knows that the overdeveloped part of your body is caused by it, right?! Don't tell me you don't even know anything like that. β
"An overdeveloped part? What are you referring to? Is my arm too long? β
Where Iruka couldn't see, the corners of String Moon's mouth hooked slightly, revealing a touching smile, but the words that came out did not match her expression at all, and the ignorant tone seemed to show that she was a girl who did not know anything about the world.
"You take your time, I'm going to take a shower."
Iruka didn't bother to talk nonsense here with String Moon, stood up, yawned and walked towards the bathroom, seeing this, String Moon suddenly chuckled unabashedly, obviously she was still very conscious of her own problems, but she was just teasing Iruka.
Just as Iruka was about to walk into the bathroom, String Moon suddenly said softly, "Iruka-sensei, do you need me to help you rub your back?" β
Hearing these words, which were filled with countless pink breaths, Iruka did not have a trace of fluctuation on his face, and replied calmly:
"Come on, I still want to live a few more years, but I can't be rubbed off a layer of skin for some reason."
It's not that there is something wrong with his orientation, but because he knows that the woman named Uchiha Senzuki has never been a gentle person.
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There was no word all night, and the first moon did not have the problem of Izumi's sleepwalking, and the next morning, the first moon did not know what to do, and left the house after consciously making breakfast, and when Iruka came to the living room to face the black and unknown paste in the basin on the dining table, the first moon was long gone.
"It's confirmed, that guy from the Quarter Moon... I don't have any cooking talent... β
Shaking his head, Iruka did not hesitate to throw the fruits of his labor that he didn't know if he was sincere or not to the garbage basket, then took out the bread from the refrigerator, heated it casually, smeared it with butter and nibbled it directly.
Compared to the seemingly simple but delicious breakfast when Izumi was at home, I don't know how much worse this kind of stomach coping thing is, but fortunately, Iruka doesn't care much about what he eats, otherwise he would really be a creature in Izumi's captivity.
I had just swallowed the last bite of bread and was thinking about where I was going to hang out todayγγγγγγ
Boom!!!
Suddenly there was a soft sound in the living room, accompanied by a puff of white smoke, and an old man wearing a red and white robe with a rickety figure appeared in front of Iruka out of thin air.
"Three generations of adults, come here early in the morning, is there anything wrong with me?"
For the three generations who suddenly appeared, Iruka suddenly sighed for some reason, as the so-called three treasures hall for nothing, the three generations are a very polite person (although Iruka has already seen through his true face as a stuffy ** old man), usually have something to look for, and generally let the ignorant fire Genma inform him of the past, even if it is necessary to be in person, it will not directly use the instantaneous technique, and he will come in directly without even knocking on the door, and now that he has done so, it proves that the things that the three generations are looking for him this time is absolutely extraordinary!
To be honest, Iruka is not afraid of heaven and earth, the only thing he is afraid of is trouble, and the third generation is obviously one of the people who can bring him trouble the most.
Sure enough, the three generations took off the pipe on the side of their mouths, their faces suddenly became solemn, and they didn't even greet the scene, and said directly:
"I'm coming to you this time to talk to you about Uchiha String Moon... No, it should be said that it was the extermination of the Uchiha clan, and there are some things that have to be made clear to you who is the last barrier of Konoha. (To be continued.) )