32. Consensual
Netherworld?
Do you want to be so coincidental?
The ground was littered with unburned paper money, and the wind blew and rattled. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info Wang Xiaohammer bent down and picked up a banknote and looked at it, and his heart sank, how could it be a dark coin!?
It seems that he has really come to Hades.
There is a stone bridge not far away, the shape is exquisite, a bit similar to the Zhaozhou Bridge, there are all kinds of hideous beasts carved on it, but it is also vivid, very realistic. There is a thatched house next to the bridge, which is slightly shabby.
There was a small river flowing under the bridge, Xie Guangkun wanted to wash his face, but when he saw the river, his scalp was numb with fear.
Where is this an ordinary river, it is completely a river of blood, and the scarlet blood flows slowly, mixed with all kinds of internal organs, which is very terrifying.
"It's terrifying! Let's go back. Zhu Bajie's teeth rattled, tugging at the corner of Bai Suzhen's clothes.
"Be brave, don't forget that we are hugging our thighs......" After Bai Suzhen finished speaking, she winked at the chicken head next to her very ambiguously, blew the aroma, and said softly: "Hey, macho man~ With you, I'm down-to-earth." ”
"I don't know the bottom of my heart." The chicken head shook his head and said, "The first time I came to this kind of place, it was quite strange and eerie, and I felt a faint murderous aura. ”
"As a guardian saint, you are so strong, you can heal your wounds and absorb attacks, you are simply invincible. We're not afraid of any demons and monsters. Bai Suzhen said, gently touching the body of the chicken head with one hand......
"Well, you're blatant sexual harassment!" The chicken head said helplessly, "Big sister, please, don't touch it, I'll tell you the truth, I'm not interested in you, I can't be nice to you." Don't think about stealing men. ”
"What's going on? Could it be ...... You're a eunuch?! Hee~" Bai Suzhen said with a smile.
The chicken head groaned slightly and explained, "You can think so! …… Didn't I say that I am androgynous, the appearance is a male masculine image, and the female structure is underneath, which is why I was able to give birth to a baby. My male hormone is secreted from the cockscomb, and in my body, I am a woman. ”
"I see." Bai Suzhen made a gesture of disdain and snorted, "What a disappointment! ”
Timo was a little embarrassed on the spot, and said softly: "Pretty auntie, can you check some before the child is born?" ”
"Got it, I'm a good family, thank you."
Burst......
A cucumber falls to the ground.
“……”
At this moment, suddenly a figure walked slowly towards this place from the other side of the stone bridge.
"Stop arguing, everyone, look, there's someone in front!" Wang Xiaohammer motioned for everyone to be quiet. In this terrifying and gloomy dungeon, someone actually appeared?! This......
Everyone held their breath and stared at this person nervously.
Is it human? Is it a ghost?
"Who are you?!"
An elderly woman's voice came.
This man walked to the bridge, and everyone saw it clearly.
It turned out to be a white-haired old woman, wearing a small yellow flower on her head, wrinkled face, bent waist, wearing a flower cloth dress, golden lotus feet, holding a porcelain bowl in her hand, the porcelain bowl has a black decoction, which looks like black sesame paste.
She is Meng Po.
Her job is to make those who are about to be reincarnated forget the memories of their past lives.
The porcelain bowl in his hand is Meng Po soup, if someone drinks the soup, they will lose their memory.
"What is the crime of trespassing into the Yama Underground Palace without permission?" Meng Po frowned.
"Old man...... Who are you? Wang Xiaohammer asked. It seems that it has really entered the underworld!
"I'm Meng Po."
"Oh, it turned out to be Grandma Meng, excuse me!" Wang Xiaozhu explained with a smile, "We are here to find someone, and we accidentally broke into here, don't be angry, we will find someone and leave." ”
"You kid is quite polite," Meng Po's voice became much softer, "Looking for someone, come here?" We don't have anyone here, but many of them are lonely ghosts, do you want to? ”
"Uh...... Still don't want it...... We're looking for someone who looks like a monkey......"
"Oh?" When Meng Po heard this, she nodded and said, "Child, you have come to the right place." I've just returned from the Yama Temple. I saw that the person you mentioned, Black and White Impermanence, captured a person who looked like a monkey and escorted him to the Yama Temple. The monkey still has wounds......"
"Yes, yes, yes! Her name is Yu Ting, and she is the person we are looking for. Wang Xiaohammer affirmed, "Grandma Meng, can you tell us where the Yama Hall is, it's not far away?" ”
"The Yama Hall can be reached in three or five minutes along this road. But...... It will be difficult for you to save her. Meng Po shook her head.
"What's going on?"
Meng Po continued: "Generally, people who trespass without permission, once they are caught by black and white impermanence, they will go up the knife mountain, go down to the sea of fire, and then fry ...... If you want to save her, hurry up, she should be locked in the dungeon at this time, if she goes late, she will be dragged to the sword mountain and the sea of fire. The dungeon is also guarded, so you can only rob the prison, take care ......"
"Thank you, Grandma Meng, let's go first."
Everyone said goodbye to Meng Po, walked across the Nai He Bridge, and hurried in the direction of the Yama Temple.
Xie Guangkun walked at the back, and on the Nai He Bridge, he passed by Meng Po, but there was a spark of love at first sight......
Sometimes, fate is so wonderful that it comes to ......
In fact, Xie Guangkun has been separated from his wife for many years, and it has always been a knot.
Coincidentally, Meng Po looks very much like his old wife, and there is a feeling of seeing each other late.
In this world, some things are so strange, or wonderful, Meng Po is the same as Xie Guangkun's wife in terms of appearance and temperament.
Xie Guangkun is very dedicated to his wife's feelings, and he has been separated for more than 30 years, and he still hasn't found another woman.
At this moment, seeing Meng Po, who was 99% similar, moved to tears, although he knew very well that this was not his wife, but the feelings brought by that strong longing made him emotional, his heart beat faster, and he was full of tears.
"You old man...... Why are you staring at me? Meng Po was a little embarrassed and said.
"I'm sorry, I just ...... Just wanted to talk to you...... Ask for a WeChat ...... Add friends ......" Xie Guangkun said weakly, his voice trembling.
"Want WeChat?" Meng Po covered her mouth and laughed, and said, "What kind of WeChat do you want, don't you want to date me, hehe!" We are people of two worlds, it is impossible to open a hotel, and you can't make an appointment with me if you add WeChat. ”
"Oh, that'...... Forget it......" Xie Guangkun wiped away his tears with disappointment and prepared to leave.
Suddenly, Meng Po took Xie Guangkun's hand, blew the aroma in his ear, and said softly: "I like you too, let's have a fast food ......."
"Ahem...... What do you mean......"
"Now!"
"This ......"
"Don't?"
"Yes! But the first time we met, it was... Not so good......"
"What age is it, can you open up a little, antique! It's normal to have fun when you're old. Don't pretend to be old things, hehe......" Meng Po chattered while pulling Xie Guangkun and walking towards the thatched house at the head of the bridge. "Hurry up!"
"This ...... All right. Xie Guangkun beckoned to the people on the other side of the bridge and said, "I have something to do...... You go and save Yuting first, and I'll be here in three minutes! ”
Everyone knew that the old man and the old lady were consensual and hooked up, but they all understood it and did not have any objection.
After all, respecting the elderly is a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation.
Everyone unanimously encouraged:
"Come on, Lao Xie!"
Zhu Bajie gnawed on the cucumber and said lightly: "Can you replace the old with the early?" ”