Wang Xiaozhu took out the dragon balls from the bracelet, took out the other six from his storage ring, and handed the seven dragon balls to Doraemon's hands, so that Doraemon could give the dragon balls to his friends. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info Doraemon took the dragon ball, looked at Wang Xiaohammer to chase Zixia's back, and sighed, "This Zixia is really stupid, can't you see that Wang Xiaoshui really likes her?" If I were Zixia, I would have taken off my pants and crossed my legs a long time ago when I met this kind of true love...... Wang Xiaohammer is really, twisting and pinching, not like a man, what kind of purple and green sword is pulled, and it will be hung on it......"

Facing the breeze and in the warm sun, Wang Xiaozhu quickly ran to Zixia's side, panting, and said, "Zixia, I want to fight side by side with you, please give me a chance." ”

"Oh? Ahem...... Hey, you're not going to fight the Devil's Eye and complete the great cause of saving the Earth, what are you doing with me, do you know that your life is in danger? Zixia looked inexplicable, and said in a gentle tone.

Her expression was somewhat shy, and I don't know why.

"Life is precious, love is more expensive......" Wang Xiaohammer didn't know why he said these two sentences.

This is forced, pretending to pass.

"Hehe, you're quite humorous," Zixia covered her mouth and smiled, "I'm really speechless for you." Have you changed your mind, did Bai Jingjing's suicide move you? It's not too late to get out of the marriage now, and before you really marry that monkey, you choose to choose the one that is still in your hands. …… By the way, I'm wondering," Zixia said with a puzzled expression, "Why did you fall in love with a monkey and want to marry it?" ”

"That monkey's name is Yu Ting, and he is my blind date," Wang Xiaohammer picked his head and smiled, "I swear I will never lie to you again." So, everything I say to you in the future is the truth. This Yu Ting, to tell you the truth, she is a transsexual, I agreed to marry her, just to please her uncle, to learn dragon slaying runes and knife techniques. I want to be strong! I have a motivated heart. ”

"Hahaha!" Zixia smiled heartily, "I'll just say, you are also a talent, and you were also named a little follower by me, very promising, how can you have such a strong taste." Gee...... I encourage your self-motivation...... You really can't see your talent for martial arts, do you have martial arts skills? ”

"Nope."

"Waste?"

"Just scrap it."

"Ahem... Alright then, you go back, I'm going to challenge the tough Patronus, and I don't want to be a burden. ”

"Forehead ......"

"Hahahaha! Just kidding. Zi Xiajiao smiled, lightly tapped Wang Xiaozhu's nose with her delicate little finger, and said, "You are my little follower, little guard, of course I cover you." ”

"Thank you!"

"Hmm. As for the fact that you want to learn from a teacher, in fact...... My martial arts are okay too...... I wonder if you're interested? ”

"Absolutely!" Wang Xiaozhu almost shouted excitedly, and said, "If I worship you as a teacher, I will definitely dare to withdraw from the marriage without explanation." In fact, Wang Xiaohammer abandoned his friends and chased after Zixia, and he had already announced his divorce from Yuting.

Zixia gently patted Wang Xiaohammer's head and said, "Worship me as a teacher and get out of the marriage?" This is what you said, and you are not allowed to go back. ”

"I swear."

"Okay, I'll take you as an apprentice." Zixia smiled with satisfaction and said playfully, "Hurry up and apprentice." ”

Wang Xiaohammer nodded, and was about to kneel down on one knee, Zixia pretended to be arrogant and said: "How can you be on one knee, at least you have to climb, come, be obedient, call~"

"Woohoo."

"Really good~" Zixia rode on Wang Xiaozhu's back and smiled happily, "Let's go, go into the mountains with the master to fight." When we defeat the Patronus God and return to Luoyang, we will marry you and Bai Jingjing Zhangluo, and fulfill your talented and beautiful pair, hahaha...... Oops, it's funny that I can become a pair after accepting two apprentices. By the way, weakly ask, are you still a virgin...... I'll tell you a secret, I've been a virgin for 800 years...... Hahaha......"

“……”

In this way, Zixia, who was riding on Wang Xiaohammer's back, trembled happily all the way, and kept chattering in her mouth, and the two walked farther and farther along the mountain road......

……………………

Later, the friends couldn't find Wang Xiaohammer, and Doraemon told everyone everything he saw.

"It seems that Wang Xiaohammer really likes that fairy." Doraemon affirmed, "I can tell it in his eyes." Men love women, human nature. Wang Xiaozhu couldn't bear to watch the fairy go to fight alone, so he followed. ”

"For a woman, is it worth it? It doesn't matter if you abandon us, why don't you save the world? Alas, also speechless. Teemo shook his head.

"Actually, it's quite dangerous," Bai Suzhen said worriedly, "I'm afraid that the two of them won't be able to defeat the guardian spirit, and they will die in the 12th house, and be a pair of outlaw mandarin ducks......"

"Damn, eldest sister, would you like to say something auspicious," Doraemon squinted at Bai Suzhen and said, "My hope of getting the moonlight treasure box is pinned on the two of them." ”

"Tingting, okay, don't be sad......" Xie Guangkun hugged his niece and said comfortingly, "It seems that Xiao Hammer is infatuated with Zixia, since this is the case, let's forget it, let's find a good man." This kind of thing can't be forced. When the Demon Eye is defeated, I will take you back to Ivory Mountain, live a peaceful farm life, find you a good mother-in-law, and marry in a beautiful way. ”

Yu Ting didn't say anything, and she didn't want to say it. Her expression was wooden, and her face was decadent, obviously a little deeply hurt. As a transgender person, it is not easy to meet a love on a blind date, not to mention that a person who has developed to talk about marriage suddenly dumps himself, this kind of injury is unforgettable.

Alas, men, they are all the same, always empathetic and don't fall in love, always replace the new with the old!

"Alright, let's get on the road, the Dragon Balls have been collected, let's go summon the Divine Dragon!" Doraemon adjusted the coordinates and opened the portal, signaling that everyone could enter.

Everyone was about to enter the door, but Yuting didn't want to go, looking at the road up the mountain, looking through it, as if searching for Wang Xiaohammer's shadow.

"Ugh." Zhu Bajie decided to comfort her and heal her knots. Zhu Bajie walked over, raised his head, handed a cucumber to Yu Ting, and said with a smile: "Monkey, don't be sad and can't think about it, what kind of object are you looking for, people live for a lifetime, just a few decades, eat and drink well, be optimistic, be healthy physically and mentally, and live happily is more important than anything else." Come, eat a pickled cucumber. ”

Yu Ting was expressionless, and slightly agreed with Zhu Bajie's words, which were very straightforward and true. She took the cucumber and took a bite, only to feel a strong stench permeating her mouth and nose, echoing with an endless aftertaste.

I had endured tears that I hadn't shed for a long time, and I choked them out.

Seeing this scene, Bai Suzhen couldn't help laughing, her heart was very satisfied, and she thought: Hehe, you stink to death, it's so cool, there is a sense of immediacy and satisfaction in watching others eat my Xiang......

Zhu Bajie walked under Bai Suzhen's legs and took another cucumber.

"Well, there's only one left, I'll go to Tokyo another day and buy some more." Zhu Bajie muttered to himself.

As soon as she got her hand, she hadn't eaten it, and suddenly, Bai Suzhen's body had a spasm and trembled violently, and then, there was a bang, and a shocking scene happened: her amniotic water broke, poured down, steamed, and directly washed Zhu Bajie's head.

Well, Bai Suzhen is going to give birth......

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