27. Lie down to win
The next day, the sun was shining and the wind was bloody. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Everyone sat in the gazebo and ate their own dry food.
"Yu Ting, you were in the battle yesterday, why didn't you say you couldn't take out your golden hoop stick?" Wang Xiaohammer ate the biscuit and said suspiciously.
"Oh...... My Bottoms...... Isn't it out of order, the brain waves don't work, and they can't be opened. Yu Ting said helplessly.
"Well, after all these days, haven't you ever taken off your underwear? That's an exaggeration. Zhu Bajie nibbled on the smelly cucumber and said.
"Hmm...... I've been embarrassed to say. Yu Ting put down the biscuits, stood up, and said with a sad face: "Actually, I'm also confused, since you asked, I'll say it, my biggest worry now is that there are a lot of things in my underwear......"
"What do you mean?" Timo and Bai Suzhen asked casually as they ate luncheon meat.
"Alas, look!" The moment Yu Ting took off her pants and showed her bottoms, an extremely strong smell overwhelmed everyone.
It turns out that these days, Yuting's urine and urine are solved in the bottoms.
At the moment, it was as if a basketball was hanging between her legs.
"It's disgusting!"
Everyone vomited out the breakfast they were eating.
Only Zhu Bajie was still nibbling on cucumbers, and said calmly:
"Wow, wonderful! Simply an artist. ”
"Tingting, why didn't you say it earlier, you've been suffering these days!" Xie Guangkun shook his head and sighed.
"You guys help me, I really don't know what to do, I want to take off my pants, I'm so depressed!" Yu Ting dragged and cried.
"It's high-tech stuff, and the material is tough." Wang Xiaohammer analyzed, "If you use a dragon slayer knife to cut it, it will definitely hurt Yuting's body." ”
"Think of a way, it's so uncomfortable............" Yu Ting frowned and said in a panic: "I'm sorry, it's ...... again"
Burst!
There was a muffled sound.
A piece of fresh Xiang once again increased the size of the basketball.
"It stinks!"
"Disgusting!"
"I threw up!"
Everyone covered their mouths and noses.
Only Zhu Bajie was still nibbling on cucumbers, sitting on the small bench, clapping his hands and saying, "Wow, it's wonderful, the smell is very sour." Monkey, please continue. ”
"Well, let's think of a way," Xie Guangkun lit a cigarette to suppress the smell, and said, "Hurry up and help my niece open this bottom, otherwise her golden hoop stick can't be taken out, and her strength can't be exerted, which is also bad for us to challenge the guardian spirit." ”
"Humph! I'm so happy~~" Bai Suzhen smiled, "It's really an eye-opener, for bad people, you have to punish them with." ”
"You! ......" Yu Ting was so angry that she wanted to fight, but was stopped by everyone, and the scene was slightly chaotic
At this time, after thinking silently for a long time, Timo finally came up with a good idea:
"It seems that the job of rescuing Yuting can only be handed over to me. I'll use my poison needle to pierce her **. ”
"What a way!" Wang Xiaohammer applauded happily, and then, with a little worry, said, "Is your poisonous needle strong enough?" Can it pierce high-tech materials? Besides, if your poisonous needle accidentally pierces Yu Ting's body, isn't it very dangerous? ”
"It's okay, my needle can be replaced with a non-venom one. This needle is made of crystal iron from the Valoran continent, and it is extremely sharp, so don't worry. ”
With that, Teemo replaced the syringe with a needle without venom.
"Turn around."
"Uh-huh."
Yu Ting turned, bent down, and cocked her ass to Teemo's needle.
"I can't imagine that I also have a time when I give people injections, hehe." After telling this joke, which was not funny, Timo blew a needle.
Sou!
Precise!
The moment he pierced his underwear, a shocking scene appeared.
I saw that the small pinhole gradually became larger, and the heat inside spurted out, like a fountain!
"It's beautiful, it's shocking~~~" Timo clapped his hands and said with emotion.
"Hmm......"
"Ahh......hh
"Grass!"
"I've been recruited, my day!"
"You're paralyzed............"
Thirty seconds later, when Yu Ting finished spraying and sprayed, she saw everyone next to her, everyone was attacked by Xiang, and their faces and bodies were covered with Xiang, all of them were like clay statues.
"Uh...... I'm sorry......" Yu Ting smiled awkwardly, "I didn't mean to. Don't be angry, okay? ”
"Can you not be angry?" Timo wiped the thick Xiang on his face, and said angrily: "Your quality is really poor, I helped you, and you still sprayed me in the face." ”
"Tingting, look at you kid, you want to spray, say it in advance, everyone will suffer." Xie Guangkun wiped Xiang on his bald head with a tissue.
"Cheap is cheap, poor quality, disgusting monkey!" Bai Suzhen scolded while vomiting, "We should expel this SB from the team." ”
"I won't be angry...... Zhu Bajie lay in the pile of on the ground, rolling and playing, having a good time, and said with a smile: "It's so happy to say ......" For a pig, there is something similar to mud, of course, the most loved.
Only Wang Xiaohammer was not sprayed, he wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, and said with palpitations: "Fortunately, I was witty and reacted in time, opened the dark shelter, and the shield blocked the flight!" ”
"My husband is smart." After Yuting finished speaking, she wanted to come up and kiss one, but Wang Xiaohammer was so frightened that she stepped back three meters and suggested:
"You'd better take a shower first."
Thirty meters next to the gazebo, there is a hot spring.
So, everyone rushed to the hot springs en masse, wanting to take a shower quickly.
Actually, there was a bunny girl who was bathing in a hot spring at this time.
She is the patron saint of the Zodiac Rabbit, and at this point in time every day, she has to come to the hot springs to enjoy it.
The bunny girl is also very cute, with two bunny ears on her head, which looks a little playful.
Since most of the people who wanted to challenge the patronus were killed by the tiger head, she was very idle and always came to the hot springs.
Bunny Girl didn't expect a group of people to rush into the hot spring like crazy.
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Everyone jumped into the hot spring one after another and splashed.
The bunny girl frowned and scolded angrily, "Who are you? Do you want to die? She was wearing a bikini, standing up and swearing, and the devil's figure was on full display.
However, everyone ignored her.
Ignore me?!
Everyone is rubbing Xiang on their bodies, how can they take care of her.
Feeling ignored, the bunny girl trembled with anger.
These bandits suddenly broke into someone's private hot springs and got carried away, which is really shameless!
Wang Xiaohammer was the only one who didn't have to take a bath, and he stood on the shore and explained to the angry bunny girl:
"Sorry to disturb the beauty, my friends just wash it......"
"I want to kill!" After the rabbit girl finished speaking, her hands volleyed into two sharp blue swords, her pupils turned red, and her killing intent was thick.
To be honest, with the strength of the bunny girl, killing this group of shameless wastes in front of her is as easy as pinching the ants to death.
At this time, she suddenly felt a foul smell permeating the hot springs.
"What does it smell like?"
When I looked down, I saw that the spring water in the pond had turned golden......
"Ahh You scum...... Ahem......"
With a scream, the bunny girl was so angry that she vomited blood, and her expression became more and more painful.
The peerless master of antiquity, the patron saint of rabbits, and the rabbit girl who killed countless challengers in seconds, was originally a high-minded, ice-clear and jade person, and today, he has maintained his tender skin for thousands of years, but he was polluted by a pool of Xiangshui.
This kind of insult is devastating.
"This ......... Ahem, cough, cough ............" The bunny girl coughed up blood, and after a few seconds, she fell into the water with a thud.
That's right, she was actually angry to death in the hot spring.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host, complete the side quest, and increase the evolution point by 300. ”
"Complete the next mission: defeat the next Patronus."
"Mission Duration: Within one day."
"Mission Complete: Increases Evolution Points by 300; Mission Failed: Immediately force quit this world. ”
Forehead......
Wang Xiaohammer, who was standing on the shore, somehow completed this task, and then realized that it was his friends who used their collective strength to defeat the guardian saint of the rabbit!!
This......
Is that ......
Lie to win?