Chapter 60: Protect Your Ass
The music wind was dizzy, and there was another burst of people turning on their backs. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoAlthough the Queen Mother of the West said that she reprimanded Le Feng in every way, but in the end, it was also her nephew, how could she let it go?
Seeing that Xiao Xian'e was slapping her face and pinching people, and there was still no sign of Le Feng waking up, the Queen Mother of the West sighed, and crossed a trace of fairy energy with him, and he woke up faintly.
As soon as Le Feng opened his eyes, he cried and threw himself on the leg of the Queen Mother of the West, "Auntie, my nephew knows that I am wrong, aunt don't take my bastard words to heart." ”
Seeing that he was crying sincerely, the Queen Mother of the West also softened her heart, after all, she was also a child she watched grow up, she touched Le Feng's head, "Since you know your mistakes, you can obediently think about the cliff and hone your temperament, and you must not act like this in the future." ”
Facing the wall sounded like the simplest of the punishments in the Heavenly Palace, and there was no need to suffer from flesh and skin. But in fact, it is very torturous, and it is better to go to Sendai to receive a whip.
Those who face the wall do not sleep, but have to stand under the cliff day and day, if there is a moment of relaxation, even if it is only a little improper posture, there will be a vicious eagle to peck you a few times.
The pain of being pecked is actually not unbearable, the most annoying thing is that the evil eagle who thinks about the cliff prefers to stare at other people's butts for some reason.
Le Feng thought that there was a cousin in the clan who made a mistake and was punished to Siguo Cliff for only five years, and when he came back, he was carried back, his buttocks were full of blood, and the whole person seemed to be haggard for more than five hundred years.
Thinking of his cousin's tragic situation, Le Feng felt his ass tight. He pleaded with a crying voice: "Auntie, is there really no room for maneuver in this matter?" Why don't you go and ask God again? ”
When the Queen Mother of the West saw him still unrepentant, she hated that iron could not be made of steel and said, "How to ask?" Asking the Divine Monarch to spare your life today is already using your father's face.
If you are so ignorant of what to do again, I will discuss with your father and go to the clan to find a few young people with good qualifications to raise, it is better than watching the glory earned by your father on the tip of his sword be squandered by you, an unfilial son! ”
The Queen Mother of the West said that her tone had become cold, and she didn't think it before, but today she found out that they had spoiled this child, and if she didn't let him suffer some hardships, she was afraid that she would get into trouble in the future.
She was ruthless, and then said: "As for you, it doesn't matter to us whether you go to Siguo Cliff or not, if you anger the Divine Monarch, you will go to the Ring Sendai, remove the immortal bones and degrade the mortal, but you will also end up simply." ”
Le Feng saw that the Queen Mother of the West's tone did not seem to be fake, and he panicked all of a sudden, he hugged the Queen Mother of the West's legs, crying bitterly, "Auntie, don't be angry, nephew go, aunt let nephew go wherever nephew goes, just beg aunt not to say these words again." “
These words are all the true thoughts in Le Feng's heart, he is really afraid, he can be so smooth, it is all because he is the only son of his father. If he didn't have his father and aunt, he would be nothing. The more he thought about it, the more frightened he became, and the more tears flowed.
Seeing the tears streaming down his face, the Queen Mother of the West dragged the injured ankle to admit her mistake, crying out of breath. The child had never cried so miserably in more than a thousand years, and she should have felt a little remorseful, wondering if she had spoken too hard.
"Okay, okay, don't cry, my aunt is just scaring you, how can I really let you go to Jiesendai, wipe your tears quickly, go early and come back early, when the time comes, my aunt will send someone to pick you up."
As she spoke, the Queen Mother of the West stroked Le Feng's ankle with her palm, and reborn the broken bones with fairy power.
Le Feng only felt a soft force coming from his ankle, and after that force passed, there was no longer pain in his ankle.
He looked up and saw that the Queen Mother of the West was not as fierce as Fang Cai, she regained her previous gentleness, breathed a sigh of relief, and nodded with a sob, "Auntie, can I make one last small request?" ”
"You just say it."
"Can someone make my butt thicker with cotton?"
The Queen Mother of the West had also heard of the evil eagle in Siguo Cliff, although she didn't understand why he just had a butt, but she naturally wouldn't refuse this little request.
She instructed the little fairy on the side, "I have a set of silk soft armor in my hall, you take the music wind to the immortal to get it and put it on, and then personally send the immortal to Siguo Cliff, and there is no half-point difference."
Xiao Xian E Fu responded, "Le Feng Shangxian, please come with Xiao Xian." ”
Le Feng turned around and followed behind step by step, and when the two of them walked out of sight, the Queen Mother of the West looked at the empty Pan Tao Garden, and had another headache, how to clean up this mess.
"Go back to the temple first, and I'll go to my brother's and discuss with him."
The Xian'e who had been supporting Le Feng before walked to the side of the Queen Mother of the West, and dissuaded with some concern: "Niangniang, the Divine Monarch is angry this time and has destroyed the Pan Tao Garden, and this matter must not be hidden from the Heavenly Monarch." If the Heavenly Monarch knew that it was because of the Celestial Wind Immortals, he would definitely be furious, should we go to the Heavenly Monarch first. ”
"Yes, then let's go to the Zichen Hall first, I hope that the Heavenly Monarch will look at my three-point thin face and not care about my nephew." The Queen Mother of the West glanced at Xian'e who spoke with some approval, "Qiyu, you are still thoughtful, you are the most careful in the Yaoguang Palace." ”
Xian'e, who was called Qiyu, hurriedly saluted, "Niangniang, don't laugh at the slave maid, Niangniang is afraid that she has thought of this stubble a long time ago, but she can't refer to the slave maid's mouth." ”
"Look at your little mouth, how can you be so good-spoken." Qiyu's words made the Queen Mother of the West feel a little better, and she slapped Qiyu with a gesture.
The purple-clothed little fairy behind her saw that the Queen Mother of the West was amused by Qiyu and smiled a little, and pursed her lips, Yaoguang Hall is now about to become Qiyu's alone.
She also stepped forward to please the Queen Mother of the West and said: "Today's incident is not entirely to blame the Le Feng Shangxian, the Shenjun is also too stingy, because of this incident, he ruined a good peach orchard, it is really a little unreasonable, Niang Niang and rest assured, Tianjun is not such an unreasonable person, besides, Niangniang and Tianjun have always been in love, he will definitely not be more harsh on the immortals." ”
Xiao Xian'e thought that her sycophant was seamless, not only flattering Le Feng, but also pleasing the Queen Mother of the West, and she was quietly pleasing and was complacent, when she heard an angry rebuke in her ear: "You kneel down for me!" ”
The purple-clothed little fairy E knelt down subconsciously, looked up and quietly looked at the Queen Mother of the West, her face was cloudy, like a heavy rain was coming.
"What are you, and when will you be able to speak? Do you know how much of a sin it is to criticize the Divine Monarch?! Even I will be implicated! ”
Xiao Xian'e was frightened into a cold sweat, and hurriedly kowtowed to admit her mistake, "The slave is just worried about the destruction of the peach orchard, and the heavenly monarch is angry with Niangniang, and she is anxious for Niangniang for a while, so she doesn't choose her words, and hopes that Niangniang will forgive her sins." ”