“……”

After listening to Xie Guangkun's words, Wang Xiaozhu's heart ran over with 10,000 alpacas, this Xie Guangkun is too picky, the world is about to be destroyed, you marry a niece and ask me for a room? Do you know how high the housing prices are now, I marry a transgender person who can't even have children, don't talk about disgusting, desperately pay a down payment, isn't it a loss on top of a loss? And I'm a straight man, okay? hasn't fully accepted Yuting psychologically. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Want a house? I want you to fuck a skin!

What's more, Wang Xiaozhu has fallen in love with Zixia Fairy, and at this moment, only Zixia is an exclamation point in his mind. Yuting is a question mark, and other women are full stops.

Regarding Xie Guangkun's nagging, in order to give him face, Wang Xiaozhu didn't say anything, just kept nodding and agreeing. After all, I will have to learn from a teacher in the future, and I can't offend him.

After the two ate something at the bazaar, after paying for Xie Guangkun to play an old man on the street, Wang Xiaohammer said goodbye to Xie Guangkun and watched him levitate.

Walking alone in the lively bazaar, Wang Xiaohammer wanted to buy a gift for Zixia on a whim. I remember that Zixia seemed to say when chatting that she liked to watch domestic cartoons when she was in Heaven. There happened to be a store next to it, so I picked out a lazy sheep plush toy, and wanted to go back to surprise Zixia.

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Pansi Cave.

Wang Xiaohammer gave the lazy sheep to Zixia, Zixia put it next to her, said thank you, and then continued the live broadcast.

I don't know what the content of Zixia's live broadcast is, I just sit there and keep answering questions from netizens.

Many people asked about the affairs of the heavenly court, the daily life of the immortals, Zixia answered like a few treasures, and her popularity skyrocketed all the way.

Wang Xiaozhu secretly glanced at the barrage in Zixia's live broadcast room, in addition to asking questions, most of the words on the screen were as follows: 'look at your feet', 'change your skirt', 'dance', 'have recklessly'...... There are also a lot of gifts.

About an hour later, today's live broadcast has come to an end for the time being.

Zixia closed the computer, exhaled, and turned her head to see that Wang Xiaozhu was already asleep. She brought over a blanket and gently covered Wang Xiaohammer on her body, afraid that he would catch a cold......

Suddenly, as if possessed by a soul, the lazy sheep jumped on the table, frowning at Zixia, looking very angry.

Zixia screamed in fright, and Wang Xiaohammer was also woken up.

"What's wrong, Zixia?"

"That stuffed animal you gave me is alive."

"Where is the demon?"

Lazy Sheep snorted coldly, glared at Zixia angrily, and said:

"It's so hard to find you, I didn't expect you to hide in this cave and raise a little white face. I had a very happy life. ”

As soon as she heard the voice, Zixia immediately recognized that this was her sister Qingxia.

"Oh, it's you, the ghost is still lingering, how did you possess a stuffed animal this time?" Zixia said in a disdainful tone.

"Little goblin, I was looking for you in the market today, and when I saw this man hand over a pink belly pocket that only Heaven can buy, I guessed that you were here, and I had a leg with him, so I followed you all the way and really found you!"

"If you find it, you will find it, although you are my sister, but you can't help me." Zixia sat on the stool and said in an indifferent tone while removing her makeup, "I believe in four words, I was born free, I want to pursue my own love, even the Buddha can't restrain me, what can you do." ”

"There is nothing wrong with pursuing love, it is normal for a god to have seven emotions and six desires," Qingxia put her arms around her arms and sat on the table, like a parent, and continued to reason, "But you can't go down to earth without permission and seek love among waste humans, if there is any evil way and you get along, won't you become a laughing stock in the fairy world." I am looking for you all the way, that is, to persuade you to go back with me, admit your mistake to the Buddha, and this matter will be over. - By the way, this man wears an armor on a hot day, weird, you really have a leg with him? ”

"What? Isn't it possible? I'm not a waste human like you say, no matter how you say it, I'm also a bronze saint warrior, not some evil demon. My sister and I love each other with pure love, and I won't betray her. Qingxia, you don't have to worry about it. Wang Xiaohammer was slightly angry and said bluntly.

"Oh, no kidding." Zixia smiled and said, "What about him, his name is Wang Xiaozhu, he is my little follower, little assistant, little guardian, we are friends." I'm in charge of live streaming to make money, he helps me deliver things or something, helps each other, and it's a very pure friendship. ”

Hearing Zixia say this, Wang Xiaohammer felt a little uncomfortable in his heart, it turned out that in Zixia's eyes, they were just simple friends.

"I see, you must be cautious when making friends." Qingxia reminded, "I heard that Chang'e of the Moon Palace also went down to earth some time ago and was deceived into becoming a young lady. ”

"Please, sister, I'm not that stupid." Zixia pouted, rubbed Qingxia's hairy body twice, and said coquettishly, "Okay, sister, don't educate me anymore, let's reconcile as before." Don't worry, I won't go astray, and I will definitely find a true love that belongs to me! …… It's better for you to follow me, and if you meet the right one, you can also help me check it. ”

"Alas, I'm afraid that the evil demon will pull out your purple and green sword crookedly!" Qingxia said worriedly.

At this time, the angry Wang Xiaohammer came over, picked up Zixia's Ziqing sword, and wanted to pull it out, but the scabbard was solidified, and he couldn't pull it out with the strength to eat.

"Alright, little hammer, you can't. This sword comes with a function of identifying appearance, and if the handsomeness does not meet the standard I set, it will not be able to be pulled out. Zixia took back the sword, touched Wang Xiaohammer's head, and said with a smile, "Good ha, come, sit down." Call! ”

"Woohoo!"

"Well, that's what you're like."

"Hahaha! You two really know how to play. Qingxia smiled, "Sister, then tell me, what kind of person do you want to find?" ”

Zixia said like a person: "I said you don't want to laugh at me...... My crush is a hero of the world, and one day he will appear in a high-profile situation, wearing golden armor and stepping on seven-colored clouds to marry me! ……”

Qingxia: "Ha, you still say it's not a neurosis!" ”

Zixia: "It's not a neurosis, it's an ideal!" ”

Qingxia: "You just fantasize slowly, I'll go find something to eat." ”

After that, Qingxia went to eat, Zixia was also ready to start a live broadcast, Wang Xiaohammer began to get bored again, he walked out of the Pansi Cave alone, his heart was full of desolation, looking at the crescent moon in the sky, a feeling of loss came to his heart. Why? Why can't I pull out the purple sword? I'm ugly? Am I really not the person she wants? Do you want a man in golden armor to marry you? Could it be the Golden Saint Seiya? Although I am a bronze, I still have hope of changing jobs...... I really like Zixia! God, don't be so cruel to me......

"Hey, is this Pansi Cave?" Suddenly, a female voice asked weakly.

Wang Xiaohammer's thoughts were interrupted, and when he turned his head, he saw a delicate-looking woman in a white gauze skirt, smiling at him, as fresh as a rainbow after the rain.

"You ......"

"Handsome guy, good evening, my name is Bai Jingjing, and I'm here to learn from Pansi Daxian."