Chapter 66: Vanity and eroticism, all demons
The sound of breaking the sky was getting closer and closer, and it turned out to be in the direction of the two of them, Lu Yi couldn't help but look at the fat monk suspiciously, and said in his heart How could there be people in this deep mountain and old forest at this time?
The fat monk looked at Lu Yi with a playful expression, as if he had expected someone to come. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
When the person came about ten zhang away from the direction where the two were hiding, he suddenly stopped his body with a light "huh", borrowed an object from behind and held it in his arms, looked vigilantly in the direction where the two were hiding, and shouted coldly: "Where is sacred?" Why don't you show up soon? Otherwise, you're welcome! ”
When the fat monk saw that the person had stopped, he suddenly slapped his thigh and shouted, "It's not good", and said that he must have smelled the wine by this girl, and he should have known that he should have found a direction for the downwind.
When Lu Yi heard the voice of the visitor, his whole body was suddenly shocked again, and the shocked look on his face was even better than Fang Cai, "Why is she?" Didn't she leave Shaolin Temple and go to the god of Wangjiang Tower? How did it end up here? ”
How did Lu Yi know that this fat monk was extremely skilled, and he had just carried the Shaolin Temple where he and Liuli left at the same time, but he arrived here one cup earlier than Liuli. In other words, the fat monk came here on purpose to wait for Liuli.
The fat monk saw Liuli hugging the pipa with a vigilant face, and hurriedly got up from the ground, shaking his fat big hand and shouting: "I said girl, can you put away your pipa first?" Weird. ”
When Liuli saw the fat monk, she smiled and said, "Great monk, it turned out to be you?" Hurry up and truthfully invite it, are you stealing wine and eating meat here again? Look at me and tell your brother to go! As he spoke, he put the lute back behind him.
The fat monk hurriedly waved his hand, and shook his head like a rattle: "Don't, don't, I said girl, who do you think I brought to you?" As he spoke, he kicked Lu Yi's ass and said dissatisfiedly, "What are you stunned about?" Don't hurry up for me. ”
Although the fat monk didn't know the relationship between Lu Yi and Liuli, but just now in Shaolin Temple, when he found that Liuli appeared, this kid had a look of surprise and joy on his face, and this kid stirred up his dreams, so he brought Lu Yi over in one fell swoop.
Lu Yi was kicked by the fat monk on his buttocks, and then he came back to his senses, hurriedly straightened his clothes and hair and stood up, looking at Liuli directly, his eyes were full of surprise.
When Liuli saw Lu Yi, her face changed, and her vigilant gaze quickly swept around, and after making sure that there was no one around, she asked coldly, "Why are you here?" ”
Luoshui battled, if it wasn't for this kid, she would have already captured Yu Xin and Yu Mian sisters and brothers, but she didn't expect to meet again in Ziyu Lane in Luoyang City a few days later, this kid turned into Yu Mian, and then it was Yu Xin who successfully arrived at Longmen under the escort of the "Lonely Shadow of Hanjiang" Wu Hanjiang, and the true and false Yu Mian are all missing.
Of course, except for her, none of the people who traveled with her knew that Lu Yi's identity was fake, and she didn't know why, she didn't expose Lu Yi's identity at that time, but intentionally or unintentionally concealed it for him and reinstated her life to the gods.
Liuli always felt that Lu Yi was a little different, especially when she looked at her eyes, when others looked at her, they were all fascinated by the expression, even those grandmasters who claimed to be famous and decent were no exception, but in his eyes, there was more appreciation, concern, and even when he was present, she felt a little uncomfortable when she performed her charms, as if she was afraid of teaching him badly.
Lu Yi was surprised and delighted, but he didn't expect Liuli to be so indifferent when he saw him, his heart was suddenly lost, and his original eager and happy mood was instantly cold, as if he had fallen into an ice cave, and he didn't know how to answer Liuli's words.
The fat monk saw that something was wrong with the situation, as if it was not developing in the direction he expected, and he couldn't help but be puzzled in his heart, and couldn't help but interject: "I said girl, I sent you all the lover, shouldn't you?" Shouldn't it be ......," he said, putting his hands together and gently touching his two thumbs to make a note.
"Shut up!"
"Great monk, it's not what you think!"
Two voices sounded at the same time, one was Liuli's coquettishness, and the other was Lu Yi's shy defense.
"What's not like I thought? Isn't that what it is? The fat monk was even more dizzy, his eyes widened to look at Lu Yi, and he looked at Liuli on the right, and couldn't help muttering, "Eroticism and lust, all demons, all are false, what the senior brother said is really reasonable." ”
"Great monk, there is nothing to do with you here, hurry up and drink your wine and eat your meat!" Liuli looked at Lu Yi coldly, but the words were said to the fat monk.
The fat monk was immediately unhappy, rolled up his sleeves and stomped his feet, and said dissatisfiedly: "What do you mean that there is no such thing for me here?" Is this my place okay? Stretching out his hand, he continued, "Besides? What about the roast chicken and soju you promised me? ”
Liuli spread her hands and said, "Great monk? I just went to the temple to see your brother, okay? Where did I get you shochu shochu? Hey, by the way, could it be that there is wine hidden under the scriptures in the scripture pavilion? Then you wait for me for a while, and I'll get you a drink!" As he spoke, he turned sideways and made a return appearance.
"Don't, don't, if my senior brother finds out, you won't have to lock me up in the Scripture Pavilion for ten days and a half months?" The fat monk stomped his feet and couldn't help muttering, "You girl, how do you know that I hid the wine in the Scripture Pavilion?" ”
"The Scripture Pavilion? You? When Lu Yi heard the conversation between the two, he immediately opened his mouth wide and said incredulously.
The fat monk nodded his head and said dissatisfiedly: "What? Isn't it possible? ”
Lu Yi hurriedly shook his head and said, "No, no, no, okay!" But he couldn't help muttering in his heart, "What's not going to work?" It doesn't look like it at all! Such a wine, meat and flower monk was not expelled from the temple by the Shaolin Temple earlier? ”
Liuli said to Lu Yi angrily: "How long have you been with the Great Monk?" You don't even know who he is, do you? "With such an IQ, I don't know how this kid escaped from the pursuit of Jinyiwei and Dongchang?
Lu Yi shook his head and said: "Just now I was outside the Shaolin Temple, and I was caught here by this great monk in a daze, and we just knew the kung fu of a cup of tea." ”
The fat monk shook his head and said: "No, no, it's not a cup of tea, it should be half an hour, when you kid sneaked into the Six Ancestors Palace, I found you, fortunately your kid didn't steal anything, otherwise I would have broken your hands and feet." ”
Lu Yi was shocked in his heart, he originally thought that he was doing something unknowingly, but he didn't expect to be discovered a long time ago, if the fat monk drank his whereabouts at that time, the consequences would be unimaginable!
Liuli secretly breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that this kid was peeping at herself outside the opposite wall, and she thought it was a master of the Shaolin Temple's secret ambush.
Although the fat monk behaved strangely, it didn't seem that he would do anything to this stupid boy, Liuli secretly settled in his heart, so he pointed to the fat monk and said: "Silly boy, you listen well, this big monk is the youngest junior brother of the abbot of Shaolin Temple, the great fool monk, and the great wisdom monk is also." ”
The fat monk pointed at himself with his hands very cooperatively, and said with a smile: "It's me, it's me!" ”
Lu Yi was directly stunned, this fat monk turned out to be the junior brother of the Great Fool Zen Master? It's incredible, isn't it? How could the Great Fool Zen Master have such a disciple? The fat monk of the eight precepts of Buddhism has just committed the three precepts, and it is really unfortunate for the master!
The great wisdom monk waited for a long time, but he didn't see Lu Yi come up and make a look of worship on the ground, but with a suspicious face, he didn't believe his identity at all, and suddenly became furious, grabbed Lu Yi, grabbed his trouser belt and lifted him into the air, and said dissatisfiedly: "What? Do you still doubt my identity as a monk? Even if you doubt the monk me? Do you still suspect that your mistress will not succeed? ”
Lu Yi couldn't avoid the fat hand of the Great Wise Monk when he was on guard, and he was caught by him in a daze just now, and he had no power to fight back, seeing that the Great Wise Monk was about to throw him to the ground, he hurriedly shook his head and waved his hand: "Great Monk, I believe, you let me down quickly!" "I was even more depressed in my heart, I lost my adult in front of the beauty, I thought to myself, and I couldn't help but look at the glass not far away.
But it was said that Liuli saw that the great wisdom monk only took Lu Yi in his hand, and he was about to fall, and he was immediately shocked, and hurriedly said: "Great monk, stop!" "Don't look at this fat monk's soft and chubby hands, but in fact, he has studied the big stele wrestler in the seventy-two stunts of Shaolin, and the technique is so powerful that even his senior brother, the abbot of Shaolin Temple, the Great Fool Zen Master, sighed to himself, if Lu Yi was thrown to the ground by him like this, he would have to break a few bones if he didn't die.
After hearing the words of the great wisdom monk, Liuli suddenly became ashamed and angry, and couldn't help but say: "Great monk, don't make any more trouble, I can leave if I make trouble again!" But in his heart, he complained about Lu Yi, a stupid boy, how could he really be stupid.
When the monk Dazhi heard Liuli's words, he hurriedly put Lu Yi down, he was not afraid that Liuli was gone, but that after she left, his days of good wine and meat would come to an end.
"You talk, I'll go to the sentry!" The big foolish monk threw down Lu Yi, pulled out the remaining half of the roast chicken and the jar of good wine from behind the grass, and ran to the top of the mountain with a smoke, really setting up a whistle for the two of them leisurely.
Don't look at this girl who is notorious in the rivers and lakes, and she is regarded by the people in the rivers and lakes as the evil devil in the Wangjiang Tower, but after a few days of observation, the great wisdom monk found that Liuli's nature is not bad, and there is an essential difference from other people in the Wangjiang Tower, and even the people she killed are all heinous, famous, or well-dressed beasts dressed in hypocrisy.
It's just that her unique stunt "Broken Requiem" needs to be supplemented by charm when performing, and she is debauched and demonic, which is called "demon girl" by the people of the rivers and lakes.
Otherwise, no matter how much the Great Wisdom Monk is profligate and careless of the world's eyes, he will not have anything to do with the demon girl who is crooked.