Chapter 52
"Let's talk about it when we come inside. "Garlic stepped into the house unceremoniously, making him look like a master.www.biquge.info [Damn! Can you change a pair of slippers first, the floor that Lao Tzu has worked so hard to drag all morning has been ruined. 】
Garlic sat on my couch, and the couch suddenly sank a centimeter. I forgot to introduce that garlic is a fat one hundred and seventy or eighty pounds, stupid and stupid, and he is super righteous, we met when we were pickpockets on Tianchi Road, yes, garlic is also a thief, and he is a fat thief who really has no ability, but in the early years, Mingzhu secretly became the minions of "vegetable buns". According to Garlic, Cai Baozi is a villain who regards money as his life, attacks his scheming, and is good at self-preservation. Garlic once wanted to break away from that organization, but there was no better way out, in his words, working under Cai Baozi was "less salary, more, strong head, back to the black pot." "So during that time, he had the idea of coming out to follow me, but I didn't agree, because once he cooperated with Garlic to go to a community to steal and was discovered, and when he retreated, he had to climb over a fence, and Garlic's weight has always been his hard injury, and in the end he really couldn't climb over the fence, so he thought of a ghost idea to drill through the cracks, and the result was ...... As a result, he was stuck, the garlic was captured alive, and he was paraded through the streets, and I left him and ran away. In the police station, Garlic never confessed to me, and he confessed to it alone. Therefore, I felt ashamed of him, and after a few small sprinkles together, we became good brothers, so I allowed him to do evil on my territory, but I would not cooperate with him again, for fear that sooner or later he would be killed.
"Brother Zhuang, have a discussion with you?" Garlic is straight to the point, and there is no obscurity. Garlic is a year younger than me, so I am called Brother Zhuang, and since then I have a sense of superiority as a brother.
"What's the matter?" I asked. I poured him a glass of water, and I still know how to be hospitable, but there is no tea.
"I've been a little nervous lately, so I'm ......" garlic slurped.
"So you're here to borrow money from me." I was straightforward about the meaning of garlic.
"Brother Zhuang, you understand me too well." Garlic looked adoring, and he thought I was going to say OK, apparently because he was overestimating our friendship.
"Brother, it's too unfortunate that you're here, and my brother has been quite nervous lately!" The implication is that I don't have any money, I can't lend a hand, in fact, I really have two small dollars at that time, but I don't really want to lend garlic, the ghost knows when he will pay me back, the one who owes the debt this year is the uncle, and the one who collects the debt is the grandson.
"Don't! Brother Zhuang, you can help the little brother! "Garlic doesn't give up.
"Brother, it's not that I don't want to help you with this, my brother has more than enough heart and not enough power!" I still don't want to die.
Seeing me like this, Garlic was very disappointed and covered his head with his hands, looking very distressed and helpless, and he didn't mention borrowing money again.
At this time, Tang Qi also came to the living room.
"Hello, sister-in-law." Garlic noticed Tang Qi and said hello. Hey, what a sister-in-law! We don't have that kind of relationship, okay?
"Hello." Tang Qi responded politely.
"Brother Zhuang, it's not too early, I think I should leave too." Garlic gets up.
"It's all here, don't sit down for a while?" I pretended to keep him, but in fact I wished he had left sooner, lest I mention borrowing money again.
"No, I still have something to do, no more."
"Okay!" I'll send you.
So, I sent the garlic out the door.
……
"Zhuang Sheng, is this yours?" Tang Qi asked, holding a beautifully packaged gift box in his hand.
"No! How? ”
"Could it be that your friend just left behind?" Tang Qi guessed.
"Whatever! Open it up and see what it is! "I'm very unkind and ready to take it for myself.
The packaging box was wrapped in layers of colored paper, and it took a long time to open it, and when I opened the box, I was dumbfounded, "Damn, how is it a ring." "I'm a little disappointed that it's not a watch, it's not what I need at all.
"It seems to be a platinum diamond ring! There are also tags. Tang Qi leaned over curiously.
"What? What the? "Platinum? Drill? My eyes lit up when I heard these two valuable words, it was really God's favor! Another windfall.
At this time, the doorbell rang again......
Damn, it's definitely garlic back, I have to hurry up and get East XC up.
"Who will it be this time?" Tang Qi asked.
"It's probably the garlic that's back, so hide this in the house." I stuffed the ring and the box to Tang Qi.
"That's not good!" Tang Qi felt that my approach was very inferior.
"There is nothing bad about it, a gentleman loves money, and he deserves it, and he deserves it." I had a treacherous face.
When I opened the door, it was really garlic again, and it was not far from my guess.
"Why are you here again?" I stopped at the door, thinking that I didn't want him to go to the house to collect evidence.
Without saying a word, he rushed into the living room, first rummaging through my sofa cushions, and then lying on the ground to look at the bottom of the sofa, of course he didn't find anything, maybe only a stinky sock of Brother Dong that was very hidden.
"What are you looking for?" I knew what he was looking for, so I asked on purpose, saying that what he was looking for had nothing to do with me, and that I had never even seen it.
"I'm missing, I don't know where I left it."
"Will it fall off the road?" I want to mislead the garlic.
"I searched all over the way, but I couldn't find it." The garlic head continued to rummage through the cabinets.
"What is it, is it important?" I asked knowingly.
Garlic didn't answer me, scratched his head vigorously, and said to himself: "It's on, what should I do?" "Garlic was anxious.
"Brother Zhuang, have you seen a box?" I searched for a long time but couldn't find it, so he asked me if he had any suspicions.
"What box? I didn't see it! "I'm stupid, I'm a little weak-hearted.
"It was entrusted to me by my friend's deathbed that it contained a ring, something very important to me." Garlic said.
"Are you talking about this box?" Tang Qi suddenly came out with the jewelry box, and resealed the package, "I picked it up on the sofa after you went out." ”
"Ahh Thank goodness I didn't lose it, thank you so much, sister-in-law. The garlic was so excited that he almost rattled twice. However, I was not happy, the priceless things were easily returned by her to others, obviously Tang Qi took what I said as the wind in my ears, and that ring could at least cover my income for half a month. However, that was a foregone conclusion, and I had to say scoundrelly: "It turned out that you picked it up!" Garlic, your shit luck is so good, it's good that you didn't throw it outside, otherwise it would be troublesome. ”
However, the garlic didn't doubt me, he just thanked Tang Qi vigorously, in addition to thanking or thanking, it could be seen that the ring was indeed very important to him.
"I'll have to put away something so important next time." Tang Qi returned the gift box to the garlic.
"My sister-in-law taught me the right lesson, even if I lose myself next time, I won't lose the ring again." Garlic said ashamedly. [Damn, isn't it the same? 】
"The packaging is so beautiful, the contents must be worth a lot of money! Can you show us what the ring looks like? "I'm full of drama.
"It's nothing pretty, just an ordinary ring." The garlic said that he was reluctant to open it, and he knew that it was a good product as soon as he heard it, not to mention that I had peeked at it.
"It's still a brother! You're too boring, aren't you? I don't even do it at a glance, it's too stingy. "I mocked the garlic.
"Brother Zhuang, don't embarrass your little brother! This is someone else's stuff, how can I take it apart privately. "Garlic was a little embarrassed because I said he wasn't righteous enough.
"What does it matter if your friends are dead?" I instigated.
"You don't know, this ring was originally a token of love that my dead friend planned to give to his girlfriend, but unfortunately the ring was in a car accident before it was given, hey! What a pity! Garlic shook his head, feeling sorry for his friend.
"Wow! You're lying. "I was amazed.
“……?” Garlic was a little confused, "Why do you say this?" ”
"I still don't admit it, how can your friend have the opportunity to entrust the ring to you when the car is dead? You stole it! "I asked a question, and I was deceitful.
"Big brother, use your brains! A car accident doesn't have to kill him right away, and of course I've seen him for the last time. "Garlic has a stupid brain, and it actually tells me to use my brain.
"Oh! I see, why didn't you say it earlier, it would cause a misunderstanding. "I found an excuse for my misunderstanding.
"You didn't ask, why did I say it." Garlic's answer makes a lot of sense.
"Then I'm asking now, do you want to tell me everything?" I love to listen to stories, especially the tragic deeds of others.
"Alright! But you'll have to get me a can of Koulu first, I'm a little dry. Garlic asked. [Damn, how did he smell that I had Coke in the refrigerator, the first time I came to pour him the white water, could it be that he made up a story to trick Coke into drinking, and he was completely tricked? 】
"Here you go." Tang Qi took a can of garlic from the refrigerator and handed it to me without my consent at all, but she didn't need my consent either, and she paid for the dozen Cokes. Why is she so generous, and does she also like to listen to stories?
"Thank you, sister-in-law." Garlic took the Coke and opened his half-hour talker.