Chapter 595: One Lewd and One Dirty
After finishing the meal, Liu Mang settled the bill, and the group returned to the car to continue their journey. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
It's still like in the morning, several big beauties are crowded in a seven-person car, and Liu Mang and Li Dapang are sitting in Hummers.
Out of Yunlong Town, gradually on the mountain road, on the long and crooked mountain road, the speed of the car can not get up, the two cars one after the other unhurriedly drive forward.
Li Dapang sat in the co-pilot, staring at Liu Mang all the time, not to mention how hot his eyes were, Liu Mang's hairs were about to stand up, "I said Da Fat, you shouldn't have a problem with your sexual orientation." Let me make it clear first, I'm a straight man. If you are really crooked, you can go to Fang Bonan, he seems to be a, and it must be suitable for the two of you to get together. β
Li Da chubby raised his middle finger, "It's a good fart, brother, can you not arrange me like that?" I am a single heirloom for three generations, and the whole family points to me to pass on the ancestral lineage to our old Li family to continue the incense. β
"Rub, then why are you staring at me all the time?"
"What else can I do, I want you to learn from me, brother, hurry up and teach me both hands, so that I can make some contributions to our country's stripping cause as soon as possible, so that there will be one less hungry and thirsty bachelor in this world."
In these years, Li Dapang has served two people, one is his father, and his father's amount of food is not comparable to him.
The second is Liu Mang's goods, speaking of pickled girls, Li Dapang threw himself to the ground for Liu Mang's admiration.
Especially at the lunch just now, a few women at the table and Liu Mang's eyebrows were not mentioned, Lin Ziyue and Lu Mengyao, two super beauties, sat beside Liu Mang left and right, and Li Dapang could see it clearly for him.
"Hey, what do I say, don't you just pick up girls, it's too simple. Handsome people rely on their faces, their mouths are sweet by their mouths, and they rely on tickets if they have tickets, whether they are handsome, flamboyant or rich, you can take the same casually, can you still lack women? β
Li Dapang doesn't taste good no matter how you listen to it, "Brother, didn't you say it in vain after you talked for a long time, if I was a sweet-mouthed, rich and handsome person, and I still had to find a way to pick up girls, it should be that the beauty thinks about how to stick to me upside down all day long, and line up for me to pop." There are a few men who are handsome these years, at most one-tenth. There can be a few sweeter ones, at most one-twentieth. How many rich second generations can there be, at most one percent. Three of them together, there are more than 80% of ordinary people left, and I am one of them. In this era of fighting for dad and face, can you understand my suffering? β
Liu Mang glanced sideways at Li Dapang, just with the tonnage of this goods, as well as his obscene personality to the bones, it is definitely rarer than the rich second generation, "Actually, I think you are also quite qualified, and there is something you can use very well." β
Li Dapang said: "Don't say I'm thick-skinned. If other boys are thick-skinned, they may be able to catch up with the woman they like. I can't, I can scare people away when I stop with the woman I like, and before I even open my mouth. Alas, it's all to blame for the fact that girls don't look at inner beauty these years, otherwise I'm such a master of inner beauty, there must be a lot of girls around. Speaking of which, those girls in the Wanlong Mountain Hotel are good, beautiful, gentle, and will serve men, I don't want to mention how happy I was that night, if only I could go to play a few more times. β
Li Dapang reached into his trouser pocket, felt out a pink ***, and took a deep breath intoxicated, "Fragrant, really fragrant, thanks to the souvenirs I left that night, it was really right." β
Liu Mang felt a chill on the side, and secretly made up his mind that he would not let others know that he knew this product in the future, "I said that if you are fat, if you are not handsome, we can lose weight, and if you don't have money, we can make money, don't talk about pickle girls like you, there are girls who are willing to see the hell with you." β
Li Dapang said: "It's okay to make money, but how to lose weight, that doesn't mean killing me." Besides, I'm only more than 300 pounds, where am I fat, I'm considered a slender figure, and you are all thin bamboo poles. β
As he spoke, Li Dapang sent the pink Nene to his nose again, Liu Mang looked at him, and seemed to want to lick it, but he was disgusted with a chill.
didn't pay attention to Li Dapang, Liu Mang concentrated on driving, thinking about how long it would take to return to Liujia Village.
To go to Liujia Village, it takes half a day to take the train, and the route is winding and twisting, especially if there are many mountains along the way, it is at least three times the distance to take the train, and the speed is not comparable with the train.
It takes at least three days to drive back to the town where Liujia Village is located.
If you slow down, you can walk around and have fun, maybe four or five days.
It is said that he is timid about his hometown, and Liu Mang has just embarked on the way home, and he has a little feeling in his heart.
Speaking of which, I was homesick after only half a month away from home, and it was really unproductive, but who doesn't love home, who doesn't want to miss their hometown, hometown.
After being away from home for half a month, Master and Master must have missed themselves very much.
There is also a village flower, I don't know if she has hooked up with other men.
blamed herself for being too pure at the time, and the day before she left home, she ran into her room to ask for warmth, but she didn't eat her.
Change to now, hehe, hey, hey......
It's not good, Liu Mang suddenly found that he was a little similar to Li Dapang, and they were both a little obscene.
Glancing at Li Dapang sideways, Liu Mang secretly said that he must have been damaged by this goods, no, how can such a pure person be taken away.
Li Dapang doesn't know what Liu Mang is thinking, otherwise he will vomit blood, you will rely on me for your own dirt, can you still have a face?
After climbing over a hill again, Liu Mang found that something was a little wrong, and several Jinbei cars suddenly appeared on the road behind.
Take a closer look, there are a total of three Jinbei cars, the front one is the license plate of Jiangnan City, the speed of the three cars is very fast, even on the mountain road, it is also over eighty speeds, and it looks like it is about to chase over.
Liu Mang drove the car to the left lane, slowed down and followed the seven-person car in parallel, opened the window and shouted at Ruan Shengnan, who was driving the seven-person car: "You go first, I will block with Da Fat, and we will catch up later." β
"Let's go first." Ruan Shengnan knew that the situation was urgent, and now was not the time to be hypocritical, so after answering Liu Mang's voice, he immediately accelerated sharply, and the car moved forward at high speed.
Inside the Hummer, Li Dapang had already put away the pink ***, turned his head and squinted at the Jinbei cars behind, and said to Liu Mang: "I know that it will be no good to follow you." Three cars in the back, how do we do it? Why don't we stop the car and do itβwhat the hell? β
Liu Mang said: "What if I tell you that the cars behind are all masters, and there is a cow man who has entered the Holy Realm?" β
Li Dapang's eyelids jumped, and he half-squinted at Liu Mang, "You're not kidding?" β
Liu Mang asked rhetorically: "I think I'm joking?" β
Li Dapang's face had turned pale, "Then let's wait for the opportunity to his daughter-in-law, brother, step on the accelerator, we have to keep our lives to his daughter-in-law!" (To be continued.) )