Here's the thing, there is a veritable village in a corner on the map of China, because in addition to a few small villages and the town of Xuanjiao, it is also hundreds of kilometers away from the nearest small city!

In such an inconspicuous small place, a golden light smashed into Li Shi's yard last night, focusing on this smashing word, because Li Shi's kennel was paralyzed!

If it weren't for the clever Ermao running fast enough, it would be a dead dog at this moment!

Li Yan, who slept very well in the morning, was woken up in a daze by a burst of irritable dog barking. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoAlthough they are all awake, one is naturally awake and the other is woken up, and the mood is naturally different!

Li Xi is an orphan whose parents died when he was a child, and his academic performance was not satisfactory!

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Li Xian shouted loudly: Hey, hey, what about the good parents of virtue and art? Don't change the settings!

A certain author pushed the glasses that reflected the light of wisdom: After many years of writing experience, no one reads the books of both parents, but the protagonists in the books of all great gods have a miserable life experience!

Li Xian shouted angrily: Even if you are an orphan, what the hell is it if your academic performance is not satisfactory? Does anyone watch a scrap protagonist?

A certain author honestly touched the back of his head: Look at the title and introduction of the book, your real identity is just a daddy, and the real protagonist is not you! So whether you waste wood or not doesn't affect the quality of the book!

A certain Li roared angrily: Author, I have a sentence XXX I don't know whether to talk about it or not!

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Going back to our main storyline, please automatically ignore the above dialogue!

Li Xi, whose parents died and did not have satisfactory academic performance, was woken up by a dog barking in the early morning, please don't laugh, this is a very sad thing!

Rubbing his eyes and putting on his clothes, Li Xi walked out of the room and came to the yard, where a big golden egg was dangling in the collapsed kennel!

Given his understanding of the outline of this novel, Li Xian knew that there would be a villain and a system in it. According to the author's setting, this villain will trick himself into accepting this system! Hmph, damn author, how could I follow your routine!

Li Xian sneered at the corner of his mouth, walked in front of the golden egg in two or three steps, and kicked it down: "Hey, inside, hand over the system, otherwise I will melt the golden egg into a dog chain and put it on my Ermao!" ”

"Wait, wait, I'll give it to me!" A small figure emerges from the top of the egg, holding a glowing system in his hand!

"This is the latest contract system developed by the Temporal Authority, which can forcibly distort the memories of protagonists from other dimensions and set you as their father! This is a system developed by the Space-Time Authority in order to deal with the opening of the indefinite time and place of the space rift! ”

"Speak human words, make it clear!" Lazily took over the system, as the only character in the book to jump out of the book, how could he not know what it was! But because of the author's obscenity, pretending is still necessary!

"This thing is used to subdue the protagonist of the crossing.,There will be many protagonists in the second dimension who reach the third dimension because of the spatial crack.,In order not to cause chaos in the third dimension.,Someone must take care of them!"

"Alright then, leave this great mission to me, and you can go back!" Li Shi waved his hand perfunctory.

If you want to be able to save a plot like this, you don't want it, you don't want it, you have to give it, then it's vulgar! In a sentence from a certain movie: vulgar, vulgar, vulgar is unbearable!

The villain in the golden egg was stunned, this is too simple, right?

There's so much more to say! For example, why did he come to Earth, why did he want Li Xi to be the master of the system, the age of the traverser, how to live peacefully with the traverser, and so on! But after thinking about it, this person actually dared to step on the golden egg that he regarded as his life! The corners of his mouth turned slightly upturned and his eyes rolled, and he didn't tell him these things, well, it should be a punishment for his disrespectful behavior! Thinking of this, the villain and the golden egg disappeared with a whoosh!

Li Xiancai doesn't care about the psychological activities of the villain, as a protagonist who is familiar with the outline of this book, how can he not know these things!

Break the system in half, put half in your phone, and swallow half by yourself! Swallow the system's contract system.,Put it in the phone is the search system.,In the future, whenever the protagonist appears around.,There will be a display on the phone!

After doing this, Li Xi suddenly couldn't remember what to do next, so he began to repair the collapsed kennel, and after the kennel was repaired, Li Xi went out, because it was noon, but Li Shi's lunch had not yet landed!

As a parent who died and did not perform well in school......

Li Shi: Author, if you write like this again, I won't act.

An author who never keeps his promises: Understand! It's really hard to attract readers if you don't write like this, and as a street writer, you can only write good things by grasping the core of popular novels!

Li Xian reluctantly accepted after thinking about it: Then you have to remember the few cute girls who promised me in the introduction, if they can develop into stallions, I will barely endure the waste wood and the death of both people!

An author who never keeps his promises: Look at my prefix, do you think your idea will come true?

A certain angry Li Shi jumped to his feet and shouted: If you dare to shake me, I will smash the novel!

An author who never fulfills his promises: Feel free, Brother Wang of Aunt Wang's family and Brother Zhao of the Zhao family, who live next door to you, are both good seedlings, it's a big deal that if you don't play me, I'll use them!

Li Xi: You are threatening, persecuting, and unspoken rules! Believe it or not, I'm going to the editorial office to sue you for abusing the protagonist! As the protagonist of justice, I will never bow to the author of the evil forces!

A certain author who never fulfills his promise once again deletes the memory of a certain protagonist, and the story returns to the main line again!

The protagonist of a poor academic performance who has lost both his parents buys some noodles and vegetables from the village commissary, and plans to make a bowl of fragrant clear soup noodles by himself!

A certain protagonist: Don't think I don't know you're talking about me if I write like this!

Li Xian, who was about to make clear soup noodles, had just turned on the gas stove and put in half a scoop of water, and just picked up the noodles when he heard the sound of his big iron door.

"Xiao Xi is not at home, I am your aunt!"

"Auntie, you're here, what's the matter?"

The eldest mother is the eldest mother of Li Xi's uncle's family, Li Xi, whose parents died since childhood, has been taken care of by his uncle's family.

"Xiaoshi, you're not too young, do you have a favorite girl?"

"Auntie, I'm still young, and I haven't thought about this kind of thing yet! Besides, I'm used to it alone! ”

Li Shi's aunt was unhappy and said, "You are eighteen years old this year, it's time to think about it." Although many people have more pairs of bowls and chopsticks, the atmosphere at home is lively, and it will not make your home deserted! ”

After listening to the eldest mother's words, Li Xian thought a little and felt that he should find a wife, at least in the future, he would not have to cook noodles by himself!

The matchmaker that the eldest lady said was a girl from a neighboring village, and after knowing the name, Li Shi suddenly found that the other party was a classmate from his neighboring class in junior high school, and he was also at the level of a class flower. While being surprised that the other party hasn't found the object, I'm grateful to the unscrupulous author.,At least the girl found a beautiful one for herself!