"Mother Meng, you dead old woman, hiding your soul is a big crime!"

"Obediently hand over the person, it's really speechless, how much is the longevity of the person, it is already doomed, if you break the order of the underworld, you can't eat and walk around!"

Black and white impermanence on the Nai He Bridge, loudly accusing Meng Po, all this Wang Xiaohammer hiding in the cabinet can hear it clearly. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"No, it's no, don't bother me, I'm a lot old, I can't stand the toss......" Meng Po whirled with them.

However, black and white impermanence is unforgiving, and you must forcibly enter the thatched house to search.

Meng Po blocked the door and did not let them in.

"My private room, even Lord Yama respects me and won't break into it at will. You two, what are you!? Today, I'm going to break through and kill my old woman first! Come on! ”

"There must be a ghost in the house."

"Dead old woman, I'm really not afraid of death!"

In the midst of the chaos, a sharp voice shouted angrily:

"Black and white, what are you two doing?! Still not stop? ”

It turned out that the judge had arrived.

He was dressed in a crimson official mansion, wearing a scarf on his head, with a hideous face, holding a thick ancient book in his hand, and radiating a faint light around his body, which was the legendary 'Book of Life and Death'.

When Meng Po saw the judge coming, her face immediately relaxed, as if a great savior had come.

In fact......

The judge and Meng Po have one leg. In the boring and bitter environment of the underworld, there are no other entertainment activities, and it is not normal for two single men and women to secretly fish and fight guns in addition to their busy work.

It's just that the judge and Meng Po have been married for thousands of years...... It can be said that Meng Po's thatched house is a standard artillery room. This time, the judge came, it was the Thursday night of the two of them, Meng Po played the role of the student sister, and the judge played the role of a beast teacher, and then ......

In terms of status, in the underworld, the lord of Hades is the eldest and the second judge. A book of life and death, with the lives of hundreds of millions of human beings, the power is monopolized, and it is only responsible to the king of Hades, and others can despise it.

Therefore, Meng Po dares to argue with black and white impermanence, and she has this backer.

"Tell the judge, we suspect that there is a soul that is secretly hidden in the house by Meng Po." Black impermanence is the way.

"Yes, we followed the fleeing soul all the way, and disappeared at the Naihe Bridge, and nine times out of ten, it was hidden in a thatched hut."

When the judge heard this, his face was expressionless, his heart was embarrassed, and he was even a little panicked. That thatched house, witnessing the relationship between this pair of men and women for thousands of years, the sheets are greasy and can be fried, and the judge often comes here, and will leave his coat, pants, shoes, socks, pants and other belts in the house, once the clues are discovered by black and white impermanence, won't the secret between him and Meng Po be exposed? Therefore, the judge must not allow black and white impermanence to enter the thatched house.

"I think, if you don't have any evidence, don't break into people's boudoirs." The judge frowned, and said in a commanding tone, "You guys go get busy first, I'll check the book of life and death, confirm the details of this escaped soul, and it's not too late to arrest it." ”

"This ......"

"Judge ......"

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it, let's go, go catch the other souls!" The judge held his head high and said, "This is an order!" ”

Black and white impermanence looked at each other, so he had to 'obey' and reluctantly left the Nai He Bridge.

…………

Inside a thatched house.

In a dim, ambiguous atmosphere.

The judge closed the door, immediately revealed his true nature, hugged Meng Po very anxiously, and began to pull her clothes.

"Oops, nasty, old and unserious!" Meng Po twisted her body and said, "Today is the night of the student girls, don't you wait for me to change into the school uniform and come back?" ”

"I can't wait, just come and sprinkle." The judge continued to unbutton Meng Po.

At this time, Wang Xiaozhu, who was hiding in the cabinet, listened to the flirting of the two old men very embarrassedly and remained silent.

"Don't worry," Meng Po shook off the judge's hand, stood up, and said, "There are still people in this room!" ”

"What? Is it the soul captured by black and white impermanence? Did you really keep it private? The judge frowned and asked suspiciously.

"Yes," Meng Po said, opened the cabinet door, and said to Wang Xiaohammer: "Young man, come out, I have wronged you." ”

Wang Xiaohammer walked out of the closet, stretched his limbs, and politely saluted the judge, "Judge, I'm sorry!" My name is Wang Xiaohammer, and I died unexpectedly in the sun...... Because I have a little misunderstanding with black and white impermanence, I am afraid that after they catch me, they will torture me ......"

"It's okay, little hammer, sit down first," Meng Po pulled over a chair, motioned for him to sit down, took a cucumber from the wardrobe, and said, "If you're hungry, eat something first." ”

"Oh, I'm not hungry......"

The judge took the cucumber from Meng Po's hand very strongly, took a bite, and said with an intoxicated expression: "This cucumber stinks enough~"

“……”

While eating, the judge said, "By the way, young man, don't be nervous, although I set your human age, but the way of death is different, and you all die by yourself." If you escape the arrest of black and white impermanence, you must have grievances, and you are not satisfied with your age and method of death. ”

"I'm still very young, I don't want to hang up so soon," Wang Xiaohammer said sincerely, "I still have a guardian spirit that has not been defeated, and the earth needs to be saved, so I can't just lose my life......

"Okay, okay, don't talk big, the ideal is very plump," the judge quickly finished eating the cucumber, and took a big radish from Meng Po's hand and ate it, and as soon as he took a bite, tears welled up, "Oh, this radish has a strong smell and taste, and it is spicy to the eyes!" - Wang Xiaohammer, let me find out how you died first. ”

"This ......"

Before Wang Xiaohammer could dissuade him, the judge's mind moved, and the book of life and death hovered in mid-air, radiating golden points of light. Immediately afterwards, the judge read the words 'Wang Xiaohammer', and clicked on Wang Xiaohammer's forehead in the air, this book of life and death was automatically opened, turned the page, and soon turned to the page that recorded the time, place, and method of Wang Xiaohammer's death.

"Name: Wang Xiaozhu;

Location: Zodiac

Cause of Death: Thirteen Extraordinary ...... with Fairy Zixia"

"Tut-tut," the judge shook his head after reading the death record, "Young man, you don't care about your body too much, it's a little too much, right?" ”

"I know I'm wrong." Wang Xiaohammer accepted the criticism and had a very correct attitude, "To be honest, I really love Zixia too much, and I didn't control it for a while, so I hung up." ”

Meng Po patted Wang Xiaozhu's shoulder and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's understandable, young people should be given one more chance to live." Little hammer, your death is not overindulgence, but the highest state of love......"

"What Grandma Meng said is true!" Wang Xiaozhu couldn't help but praise. Unexpectedly, the level of Meng Po's summary speech was quite high.

"What the old woman said...... Kind of makes sense. The judge nodded thoughtfully, already having some thoughts of helping Wang Xiaozhu's soul return to the Yang Realm Possession.