When I got home, my parents had already slept, Bao Shuai was sitting in the living room waiting for me, I hadn't seen him for nearly a year, Bao Shuai seemed to have gained a lot of weight, and he was the boss, and he was more imposing than before. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Why did you turn off your phone?" Bao Shuai lowered his voice and asked me in a stiff tone.

My parents were sleeping in the room, and I didn't want to quarrel with Bao Shuai, so I tried to say to him in a soft tone: "Everyone is eating, you always call me, I'm afraid that people will laugh and turn off the phone."

Bao Shuai scolded: "What a big deal, as for making you so cautious?"

I gave him a blank look and asked, "Are you on vacation?" How many days off are you going to have this time?"

Bao Shuai replied: "Let's rest for more than ten days, there won't be much to do when the New Year just starts, let Xu Siwei help me watch, I can go back later."

I asked again, "Why did Mom and Dad go to bed so early today?" They used to wait for me to come back before they went to sleep. ”

Bao Shuai laughed at himself and said: "Who knows, maybe you don't want to see me here."

As soon as I heard it, I knew something was wrong between them: "You guys quarreled?"

Bao Shuai said with an innocent expression: "No, when Dad stewed fish at night, he used a shovel to break the fish into pieces, so I asked: Dad, are you stewed pig food, he is not happy."

After listening to Bao Shuai's words, I was so angry that I nodded his head and said, "I said why does my dad always call me today to ask when I will go home." It turns out that the root is here, can you talk and do things when you are so old?"

Bao Shuai didn't dare to speak loudly, for fear of being heard by his parents, so he pleaded in a low voice: "I didn't say anything, besides, your father's cooking is not delicious, and you won't let people say it."

I pinched Bao Shuai's ears: "Did you eat too much in the restaurant?" Do you think of my house as a hotel? Sister won't be waiting today, hurry up and pack your luggage and get out. ”

"Don't, don't, I'm wrong, I'm also a boss, can you take care of my face." Bao Shuai saw that I was really going to drive him away, so he quickly begged for mercy.

I thought about it for a while, if Bao Shuai is kicked out now, my parents should be worried, and tomorrow I have to go all over the world to find Bao Shuai back, weigh the pros and cons and I said: "It doesn't matter if you want to stay, you will cook our family's meals from tomorrow, and you will come to see the children."

Bao Shuai saw that my tone softened, and quickly changed the topic and said, "Okay, okay, I will agree to whatever you say, ancestor." Hurry up and go to bed, your old man has to go to work tomorrow. ”

The next morning, my parents went out to buy us breakfast, and when I was ready to go to work, Bao Shuai hadn't gotten up yet. Mom and Dad asked vigorously: "Why can't Bao Shuai pay it back, you go and call him."

"He doesn't have to go to work, he can sleep as long as he wants, don't call him." I said as I ate the fritters.

Mom and Dad still felt that it was dawn, and they still slept on, so they called Bao Xin to call her dad: "Bao Xin, go and call your dad, when is it time to sleep."

Bao Xin moved his calves and went, standing at the head of the bed and shouting like calling me: "Dad, dad get up."

"Well, I'll get up in a moment and go play with your grandma." Bao Shuai rolled over.

Bao Xin walked to the other side and shouted, "Dad, get up." This time, without waiting for Bao Shuai to answer, Bao Xin slapped him, Bao Shuai reflexively stretched out his hand and touched Bao Xin's arm, Bao Xin cried "wow" and "wow".

Mom was anxious when she heard this, and ran into our room when she opened the door, Bao Shuai woke up suddenly, wrapped in the quilt and shouted, "Mom, why did you come in?"

The old mother blushed and said, "What if I don't come in again and you beat Bao Xin to death?"

Bao Shuai explained palely: "That's also my daughter, how can I be willing to fight?" I just accidentally touched her. ”

I squeezed my eyes at Bao Shuai behind my mother, and Bao Shuai understood in seconds: "Mom, I really did something wrong this time, I apologize to you."

The old mother said with a straight face: "It's not to apologize to me, but to apologize to Bao Xin, the child kindly told you to get up, but you hit her too badly."

Bao Shuai said sincerely: "Yes, yes, it's really wrong for me to lie in bed, and I hit the child, I'm really sorry Bao Xin."

Without waiting for my mother to answer, I quickly took my mother's hand and said, "Mom, hurry up and get me a xiaolongbao, I'm going to be late for work, just let Bao Xin play with his father here, you don't care." I pulled my mother out of the room, and when I looked back, I saw Bao Shuai reaching out and wiping the beads of sweat that didn't exist on his head, and let out a long breath.

I stuck out my tongue at Bao Shuai and said silently: "Yes!"

Bao Shuai made a helpless expression at me.

When I went to work, I stayed in the office, but my heart stayed at home, and I was frightened when the phone rang, for fear that Bao Shuai, the second goods, would make trouble for me.

It was easy to get off work, and when I walked out of the company, I saw Bao Shuai leaning obliquely on the company's doorpost, thinking about the problem blankly, I went over and patted him: "What do you think so seriously?"

"I didn't think about anything, wait for you to get off work, it's been a long time, count the ants on the ground."

"Shouldn't ants crouch down and count? If you lie in the future, you have to make a draft, such a low-level lie will lower your IQ. ”

Bao Shuai smiled wryly: "I was thinking about how to get along with your parents just now."

I was taken aback and hurriedly asked, "It's noisy again today?"

Bao Shuai hurriedly explained: "No, no, I took a shower this morning, and your father turned off the water heater, I don't know, I thought our water heater was the same as in the south, it was open 24 hours a day, and I went to wash it without looking at it, and I took a cold shower, which I didn't dare to fart."

I was worried that Bao Shuai would catch a cold, so I quickly touched his forehead, but said bluntly: "What you said is a bit informative, how can I hear your complaints?"

Bao Shuai hurriedly said: "No, no, I just think that the old man's living habits are too different from ours."

I persuaded Bao Shuai and said: "You just stay for so many days, or bear with it, don't you say that you will watch the children cook from today?" How did you get out?"

"Your father won't let me look at the child, and look at me like I'm going to snatch the child from him." Bao Shuai complained.

I asked again, "Then why don't you go to cook and buy groceries?"

"Your mom said I couldn't eat the food I cooked." Bao Shuai said.

"What did you cook for them at noon?"

"I made them a steamed pork and steamed fish at noon, which are all specialties of Wuhan, but your mother said it was not delicious."

I had to say: "You have been in the south for a long time, the taste is light, and my parents are still used to eating Northeast food, and you will eat some in the future, and you really can't eat it, so you go to the street to buy some, eat it and then go back, but you can't let them know that you have eaten."

Bao Shuai smiled and nodded: "It's still my daughter-in-law who loves me."

I sighed and said to Bao Shuai very seriously: "Alas, I hated you before you came, and I was out of gas when you came." Did I owe you too much in my last life, and I came to pay you back in this life?"

Bao Shuai said with a hippie smile: "In the next life, I will be a woman, and I will repay your love if you are a man." ”