The oriental tree is surrounded by blue-gold electric sparks, and the whole person is like a monster bathed in electric sparks in the villain's book, which is very weird. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

This monster opened its mouth and bared its teeth but didn't eat people, just a monster baptized by blue-gold electric sparks, hung by a black-gray sword, a monster that couldn't help itself.

The blue-gold Long Dan suddenly shone again, and then instantly dimmed, and after repeating it, Long Dan finally quieted down.

The blue-gold electric spark seemed to have been exhausted, and its momentum gradually weakened, and the electric spark also went from piece to line, and finally released two electric arcs like a dying struggle, and then it dimmed, and there was no movement.

Dongfang Xiaoshu finally regained control of his body, and he couldn't help but feel glad that he had been electrocuted for so long, even a cow was ripe, and he was fine!

Haha, if you don't die in a catastrophe, you will have a blessing!

With a pop, Dongfang Xiaoshu collapsed to the ground like a lump of mud.

A false alarm, a false alarm!

He raised his right hand and rubbed his eyebrows, wiped the sweat from his face with his sleeve, and even slapped his chest a few times, grinning the corners of his mouth, revealing his white teeth, and laughing.

But the voice only swirled in his throat, and it didn't make a half-minute sound, which made Dongfang Xiaoshu cough.

"Hey, where's my sword? What catastrophe does not die, there will be blessings in the future, I think it is a small disaster! ”

Dongfang Xiaoshu looked at the empty right hand, and suddenly remembered the black-gray sword in his hand, and was stunned for a moment, but his eyes swept at the missing black-gray sword, and his body suddenly snorted miserably, but he couldn't make any sound.

It turned out that the black-gray sword was coincidentally erected on his calf, and with the pause of Dongfang Xiaoshu's body, it shook back and forth.

"If you prick it, prick it, who calls yourself careless and let go, but it's better than being cut off! Now that it's on your legs, you don't care about sticking it for a while! ”

Dongfang Xiaoshu thought nonchalantly, his whole body was completely let go, he didn't even think about anything in his mind, he just lay quietly, if he forgot the sword on his leg, it seemed that he was extremely comfortable now.

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The tip of the sword entered the body half an inch, and after pulling it out, a little blood flowed, although the pain did not affect normal walking, Dongfang Xiaoshu felt for the first time that his body was seriously underestimated by him.

The electricity was also electrified, and the piercing was also pierced, Long Dan still had to eat after all, otherwise he would suffer in vain.

Long Dan lay quietly on the cutting board, originally the size of a fist, but now he had lost a lot of weight, the blue and gold color disappeared, and the whole body was dull.

"Dese, still discharge, I'll cut, I'll cut!"

Dongfang Xiaoshu shouted at Long Dan viciously, but his expression was extremely serious, and he actually wrapped the hilt of the sword with his sleeve, and made the decision to let go quickly as long as it was discharged. However, Dongfang Xiaoshu ignored how fast he could pass the speed of electric sparks.

Two swords, three sections.

This time it was surprisingly smooth, looking at the Long Dan that was cut into three sections on the cutting board, Dongfang Xiaoshu felt a little confused, and he tossed for a long time, he was electrocuted and pierced, and it was cut so easily, and happiness came a little too suddenly.

"It smells like salted duck eggs!"

Dongfang Xiaoshu picked up half of them, licked them with his tongue and said to himself, he was not polite, and swallowed it in two bites.

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"Wild seed, come out to die, and dare to come back!"

Li Dagouzi stood in front of the mud and straw house, holding a thick-backed machete in his hand, roaring like thunder.

Not surprisingly, Tang Huairen stood behind Li Dagouzi, looking at the sky with his eyes, looking like he had nothing to do with me.

"Li Da dog, what are you shouting in front of my house, you have a loud voice! Besides, the matter of your brother has been revealed, and it is my destiny to come back alive from the ancestral land! ”

"Li Dagouzi, do you still want to kill me, do you want to bully me and deceive me No one in Tangjia Village?"

Dongfang Xiaoshu put down the black and gray sword, ignored the two sections of Long Dan on the cutting board, and walked out of the mud and straw house with a hard head.

With a gun in his hand, he deliberately said loudly, hoping that the people in the village would hear it and come over to stop Li Dagouzi.

Unfortunately, no one from the village came to stop it, and the corners of Tang Huairen's mouth showed a little sneer.

"I didn't hack you to death last time, count yourself lucky! You're not so lucky this time, and you're going to give my brother's life back! ”

Li Dagouzi had a gloomy black face, stared at the bull's eye, picked up the thick-backed machete and pointed it at Dongfang Xiaoshu's head and chopped it off.

"Turtle King Eight Mung Bean, Li Dagouzi, don't deceive people too much, I don't want to kill you by mistake!"

Dongfang Xiaoshu dodged Li Dagouzi's machete, and said with an indignant face, but it attracted Li Dagouzi's ridicule, as well as the slashing of the thick-backed machete.

It's also strange to say that the thick-backed machete, which used to be extremely fast in Dongfang Xiaoshu's eyes, has become extremely slow for some reason at this time, and even as long as he is willing, the gun in his hand has already stabbed Li Dagouzi's vital point.

"You turtle grandson, what about the arrogance when you killed the second dog, what are you hiding, today Lao Tzu will chop you up!"

"I don't know if you don't know, I'm really using myself as a dish, I'll tie it!"

Dongfang Xiaoshu held the spear with both hands and stabbed it directly into Li Dagouzi's thigh, extremely fast.

Perhaps because of the excessive force, the spear pierced into Li Dagouzi's thigh, and broke into two with a click, and the break was where Dongfang Xiaoshu's hands were clenched.

"Turtle King Eight Mung Bean, when did you have such a big energy? This pole has been soaked in oil! ”

"Yo drink, dare to fight back, I'll shoot you to death!"

Li Dagouzi didn't care about the spear that stabbed him at all, and stretched out his big palm and slapped it unceremoniously.

Dongfang Xiaoshu didn't dodge this time, his right hand clenched into a fist, and unceremoniously ushered up.

There was a creak, and where the fist met the palm of the hand, there was a sound of bones shattering.

Li Da Gouzi snorted, withdrew his left hand, sat on the ground with his buttocks, and kept rolling on the ground back and forth, screaming like a pig.

"The turtle king eight mung beans, I call you rampant, block the door and kill me, and the bullies are boundless!"

Dongfang Xiaoshu picked up the broken pistol on the ground, used it as a stick, and slapped it on Li Dagouzi's body to vent the indignation in his heart.

"Don bad guy, what are you running, have you asked me? Every time something bad happens, you instigate it, what a fucking look! ”

Dongfang Xiaoshu took an arrow step, rushed to Tang Huairen's face, opened the bow left and right with both hands, and slapped Tang Huairen more than a dozen times, directly beating him into a pig's head, this is still Dongfang Xiaoshu's control of strength, otherwise he can be directly whipped to death.

"The turtle king eight mung beans, who is bullying me in the future, Li Dagouzi is a role model, I will smoke you to death!"

Dongfang Xiaoshu spat at Tang Huairen, picked up the gun again and slapped Li Da Gouzi a few times, shouting with a murderous aura, and there was a faint power around his body.

Whoa, a foul smell came, Tang Huairen actually urinated, and he cried out loud.

"Grandpa, I'm going to be beaten to death, why don't you come out yet! I'm peeing my pants again! ”

"Ah......h

"You little cub is long-lasting, don't you dare to commit murder and beat people in broad daylight, do you still have the royal law?"

Tang Shouren trotted out of the nearby house, shouting coldly as he ran.

"Grandpa, save me!"

Tang Huairen stopped crying and shouted like a life-saving straw.

"You old bastard, get out of the way, your eye saw me beat them, did they beat and kill me? I've already killed people anyway, so I don't mind killing a few more! ”

Dongfang Xiaoshu held the gun in his hand and said like a fierce god, his sword-like waist was extremely straight.

"Hmph, what's the spirit, I think that if you hurt Li Dagouzi, you will be invincible in the world, but the Li family has relatives in Xianmen, and people can crush you to death with a finger!"

"If you don't use something, you know how to pee your pants! Get up, pick up Big Dog Li, let's go! ”

Tang Shouren snorted coldly, flicked his sleeves and left, Tang Huairen hurriedly helped Li Dagouzi, who had a broken wrist bone, to follow, and every time he took a step, a stream of fishy urine came out of his shoes, a urine stain.

Dongfang Xiaoshu frowned, walked back to the mud and grass house, and suddenly felt that Tangjia Village could not stay any longer.

He walked into the room casually, and was greeted by Hatsuichi's wide eyes and a face full of adoration.

"There's something delicious for you!"

"What's that?"

"Salted duck eggs! Eat it, it's very replenishing! ”

Dongfang Xiaoshu replied very casually, but his eyes drifted to the third son, thinking about how to feed the third son to eat the dragon pill.

"What's it like?"

Watching Chu Yi eat Long Dan, Dongfang Xiaoshu asked curiously.

"It's a little salty! Brother Xiaoshu, do we need to clean it up? ”

Chu Yi yawned, looked at the cracked mud and grass house, and asked reluctantly.

"I can't come so fast, lie down again, talk about it after eating, and find out the tips left by the cross-eye! Oh, mash it, it's easy, I'm so smart! ”

Dongfang Xiaoshu said, patted his head and took a few steps to the cutting board, and started his clever plan, which made Chu Yi stunned, but he didn't bother to pay attention to him.

If Li Wuji saw that Long Dan was eaten in such a way, he would have to bring it to life.

Those who don't know are not guilty, when Dongfang Xiaoshu later learned its true beauty, he just smiled without changing his face, but his heart was dripping blood.

"Hero, he is unconscious, and he doesn't know how to be hungry, give me a few bites, and I'll give you a hundred taels of gold, how about it?"

Li Yuangen raised his head with difficulty, stretched his neck, and said to Dongfang Xiaoshu in a consultation, just at the right time, a thunderous sound sounded in his abdomen, and a trace of unnatural blush appeared on his white and tender face.

"Dead fatty, you are my gold master, don't worry, I won't starve you!"

Dongfang Xiaoshu pried open Sanzi's mouth, patted his chest, and finally sent the last bite in the bowl into Sanzi's abdomen, gasped and said.

"Dead little tree, I'll settle accounts with you later!"

On the first day of the first year, he suddenly lifted the quilt, put on a jacket indiscriminately, and rushed out of the house like a cat with its tail stepped on. Leave a clueless sentence, so that Dongfang Xiaoshu doesn't know what to express, where and where, this is!

"The best Lori, it's itchy to look at it, and even scolding people looks so delicate!"

"Dead fatty, you're not sick, are you?"

"This prince is very healthy, I want to pee!"

"Health, hold it for me!"

Dongfang Xiaoshu coldly dropped the infinitely aggrieved words and walked out the door.

Li Yuangen's legs gradually bent, his face turned red, his fingers clutched his pants tightly, and he seemed to be enduring it very hard.

"Hero, I really can't hold it back, you can do well, ancestor, hey......"

Li Yuangen's voice gradually became quieter, his bent legs were actually straightened, but his body tried to lean on the side of the third son, but his flushed face did not subside, and his ears and neck were actually infected, and they turned red.

"What does it smell like, why is it so sassy?"

"Hero, I didn't hold back, I peed ......"

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