"Stupid humans. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info nature is your habitat, you are greedy... ”

In his sleep, Zhang Xiaoliang felt an itch in his ears, Zhang Xiaoliang scratched his ears, scumbag mouth, he felt as if he had heard some lines in middle school, but the content of the shame should be his own dream, right?

"Damn human beings, they dare to sleep when this god is coming! Are you humans so lazy! Wake me up! ”

Angry, but delicate voice, the owner was clearly dissatisfied with someone who was sleeping.

Zhang Xiaoliang opened his eyes dimly, but he was so tired, he didn't have time to open his eyes wider after working 20 hours a day, and with a pee, his eyes fell back to their original flavor, and the snoring in his nose was like thunder!

"Damn, human beings are so hateful, human beings used to be in awe of nature, so we are trying to protect you and make oxygen for you, but I can't imagine today! You don't even look at me! Hum! A white halo of light flashed above Zhang Xiaoliang who was lying on the bed, with the rhythm of life.

The white light jumped twice on Zhang Xiaoliang's face angrily.

Syllable! Zhang Xiaoliang slapped himself in the face, and the white halo was like a ball of marshmallows, which was slapped flat.

"Ahh Whining. I hate humans the most! The ball of light emitted a series of rapid flashes, as if in protest against something.

"Ah, it's noisy. Who's talking! Zhang Xiaoliang sat up, and the light group flew up like a new life.

"Greedy humans! You're finally awake! ”

"Well, hello,。。。。 You... ”

Zhang Xiaoliang was agitated and suddenly opened his sleepy eyes. The whole person suddenly stood up and made a boxing gesture. Zhang Xiaoliang suddenly realized that he lived alone, so what else could the voice in his ears be besides a thief or a robber?

Well? Seems a little wrong?

Zhang Xiaoliang has always maintained a weak chicken-style self-protection posture, and waited for a long time to find out that there was no one in front of him, which was a bit embarrassing.

Zhang Xiaoliang looked around, this small space of less than 40 square meters is the room he rented, in addition to a 400 yuan mobile phone is the most expensive item, there is also a bank card with a secret, it seems that nothing is worth stealing?

Thinking about this, Zhang Xiaoliang relaxed. But the current situation makes Zhang Xiaoliang even more confused

"Strange, where did the sound come from? Dreaming is confused. ”

Zhang Xiaoliang is ready to continue to lie down, after all, he still has three jobs to do tomorrow, and if he doesn't sleep now, he will really be bombed by the boss tomorrow.

"Humans? You can't see me? The light in front of Zhang Xiaoliang shone violently, as if he deliberately wanted to attract the attention of the people in front of him, but Zhang Xiaoliang was blind, and he glanced around in confusion and horror. Who, who's talking? ”

“。。。。。 How can this be, I can indeed sense that you are a natural being, am I wrong? No matter what, it's nice to hear me, time is running out! The light group muttered to himself.

"Human, whether you see me or not, you listen to me, I will punish you! Accept the punishment! The puzzled tone of the light group suddenly turned angry.

The light of his own frantically poured into Zhang Xiaoliang's body, just like Zhang Xiaoliang's body was like a whirlpool of light, and the light continued to pour into his body.

"Huh? Hey, hey, hey, hey, explain it, ah! Zhang Xiaoliang stared at the place where the strange voice appeared with a blank face, and after a while, his heart suddenly felt a sharp pain! Zhang Xiaoliang clutched his heart and rolled on the bed in pain.

Then he felt a pain in his heart begin to spread violently! Inch by inch, radially expanding towards the edge of the heart! The burning sensation of scorching soreness was like lighting a fire source in one's body, constantly baking one's body from the inside.

Zhang Xiaoliang was covered in sweat and his face was red. But he is still thinking about a question, why was Lao Tzu punished? Tell me!

Could it be that I accidentally entered the women's toilet thirteen years ago? Or did you steal Chubby's Astro Boy stickers 15 years ago? Still is.... Yes!

Zhang Xiaoliang finally couldn't stand it anymore and lay on the bed softly.

It took 3 hours for his red body to change before the change began to change, and all the red color of his body faded, and a green, cloudy liquid flowed out of the pores of his body dripping out of his body.

His body shrunk as fluid flowed out. His skin also became delicate and smooth. After a while, he looked like a middle school girl in her mid-16s.

At this time, Zhang Xiaoliang's body began to stop changing.

Dididi, Dididi, Dididi, at five o'clock in the morning, Zhang Xiaoliang's alarm clock rang on time.

Ah, what a strange dream. Well... I seem to have slept well today, and I'm not sleepy at all? Eh, not tired at all? It's weird, I was quite tired yesterday. Only four hours of sleep?

Anyway, get up first. Zhang Xiaoliang habitually prepared to raise his hand to turn off the light, but ......

Huh? Huh? My manual can't work? Nest grass! Why can't I even speak? What's wrong with me? Zhang Xiaoliang suddenly panicked. Only then did he realize that he hadn't made any sound at all!

Even do any action! Join! Breathe! Nor did it!

It's over, it's over, it's over, it looks like I've been killed. That dream last night seemed to be real. Ah, how can this be, the worst thing I ever did was 13 years ago when I strayed into the women's toilet, I only heard that there may be a long needle eye, I haven't heard of it, and going into the women's toilet will kill me! Oh God, I forgot, I was wrong, I took back my words, the worst thing I ever did was to accidentally use my phone to see a bad website, but I immediately shut it down.

Zhang Xiaoliang kept introspecting, thinking about the reason why he might be punished to death.

8 a.m. A ray of sunlight sneaked through the window glass into Zhang Xiaoliang's crowded room. A small piece of sunlight sprinkled on Zhang Xiaoliang's body.

"Could it be that when I was born, I violated family planning? But I don't even know who my parents are. Alas, it's all dead, so I don't think too much about it. Well? I seem to be able to move?? Zhang Xiaoliang suddenly found that his little thumb could move!

"I'm not dead?!" Zhang Xiaoliang wanted to shout excitedly, but his throat seemed to be a little stuck, and he only made a stumbling sound.

What's going on? Zhang Xiaoliang desperately shook his eyes to find the source of the change, but his head was not too active, and he couldn't see all of his body.

He couldn't see that the tips of his little finger were slightly delicate and clear from the sun. It was as if his fingers were absorbing the energy of the sun.

"There's a cool feeling on the little thumb. It's so numb. Zhang Xiaoliang squinted his eyes comfortably, and he could clearly feel a special energy from his little thumb faintly flowing into his body and circulating, and finally disappeared in his heart.

"What's that?" Zhang Xiaoliang shook his head slightly. Now he seems to be able to control part of his body.

He watched in astonishment as a slight glow emanated from his fingertips.

Are my fingers absorbing the energy of the sun? Zhang Xiaoliang moved his hand slightly, and found that the sunny parts of his body were actually the same as his fingers! Get exquisite!

Is my body absorbing energy?!

You can absorb it as long as you touch the sun! Oh my God, this is too strong! Am I just a solar energy reservoir? Hahahaha! Lao Tzu is so strong!

Zhang Xiaoliang excitedly bathed his whole body in the sun, his skin was shining in the sun, and he was still glowing, and he was very good-looking.

The more he was exposed to sunlight, Zhang Xiaoliang felt that his skin was like soaking in a cool stream, which was extremely comfortable.

Poof! Poof!

Zhang Xiaoliang touched his heart in astonishment, it seemed to have just started beating?

Zhang Xiaoliang didn't understand what was going on in his body!

As his heart beats, the light on Zhang Xiaoliang's body also weakens, and slowly, his skin no longer glows, but is covered with a faint white halo, this halo is very faint, almost invisible to the naked eye, it flickers rhythmically with Zhang Xiaoliang's breathing, like fireflies in the night.

Zhang Xiaoliang reacted from the forced state, he touched his delicate skin, he touched such smooth and soft skin for the first time, like a jade girl's skin.

"How did my skin get so good?" Zhang Xiaoliang touched his chin like a detective, but unfortunately his IQ was in a hurry, and he didn't think of any problems.

"No matter, go to work first, I've been late for so long, and the boss lady is going to scold me again." Zhang Xiaoliang straightened his clothes, "Why are my clothes so big?" ”

was about to set off, but Zhang Xiaoliang found that his sleeves were covering his hands! The long-sleeved sleeves that used to fit are now worn like Peking Opera costumes.

"It's too late. No matter. Zhang Xiaoliang looked at the clock, it was already 9:30! I've basically skipped a job!

Then he rolled up his sleeves, rolled up his trouser legs, washed casually, and hurried out of the tattered rental room.