Chapter 44: The Monkey Spirit Says: The female monkey's ass is bigger
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Zhang Xiaojun shook his head, he locked the car door, got out of the car, walked to the side of the monkey spirit and said, "Let's talk about the place first, otherwise I won't pull it." ā
The monkey spirit said calmly: "Oh, it's good to go to the demon world." ā
Zhang Xiaojun was very happy in his heart, luck is really a kind of strength, his luck is good, today the first order pulled the right monster, and smiled: "Oh, is there any money?" ā
"Do you want spirit stones or the money you use?"
"Spirit stones? Then Lingshi, I really don't lack money, get in the car! ā
Monkey Jing then got into Zhang Xiaojun's car, but before the car had gone far, it was stopped by a women's association and a policeman, who were wearing clean uniforms. The reason why the women's association and the police stopped Zhang Xiaojun's car was that they suspected Zhang Xiaojun of being involved, suspected of illegal and legal operation.
The women's association and the police saluted Zhang Xiaojun and said, "Please show your documents." ā
"Sister Beauty, what's wrong? I obey the traffic rules very well. Zhang Xiaojun looked confused.
The women's association and the police glanced at Zhang Xiaojun's driver's license and driving license and said, "Who is he?" ā
"He's my brother, he doesn't like to talk much, what's wrong?"
The women's association and the police frowned, turned their heads to look at the monkey spirit, and asked, "How old is he?" ā
Such a question is a pediatric for a monkey who has cultivated to become a refinement, his eyes lit up slightly, and after looking at Zhang Xiaojun's bone age, he said calmly: "It didn't take long to turn eighteen years old. ā
The women's association and the police were suddenly confused, if ordinary people definitely didn't know Zhang Xiaojun's age, they should have guessed a little hesitant, or there was something wrong with their tone, but this person was very calm.
The women's association and the police returned the documents in their hands to Zhang Xiaojun, and at the same time saluted and saluted: "I'm sorry to disturb you, you can go, please pay attention to safety." ā
"Okay, thank you, sister, sister, you are beautiful in clothes and clothes!" After Zhang Xiaojun finished speaking, he immediately sent the car, and the women's association and police officers behind him looked ashamed and angry, this is her third day on the job, and the third time she has been molested, and this time she is still an adult teenager.
"Hi, Brother Monkey, what do you think of that woman just now?"
"Beauty."
"Nothing else? Like a body or something? ā
The monkey spirit thought for a moment and said, "It's not as big as the female monkey's ass!" ā
"Poof......
Zhang Xiaojun was thundered, but the monkey said disapprerovitically: "Isn't it right? ā
"Yes, yes, okay, fasten your seatbelts, we're going to take off."
"Huh? Good. ā
After Zhang Xiaojun got out of the monitored highway, he raised his speed and drove towards the suburbs.
After a while, he came to the highway that could be "speeded", increased the speed, the fog quickly dispersed, Santana appeared on the highway of the demon world, and there was still nothing around him, Zhang Xiaojun was not in a hurry to ask for the fare this time, because this monkey spirit was not fine at all, and it seemed that he had something on his mind.
"This is the Land of Nothingness, isn't it?"
"Well, what? Do you know? ā
"I've heard that everything can be blurred here."
Zhang Xiaojun nodded, although he himself was not afraid of here, but judging from the passengers in front, this place was indeed terrifying, the vehicle was speeding on the strange and special road, and it didn't take long to see the real scene.
The monkey spirit looked at the scenery outside and asked, "Is it the demon realm now?" ā
"Hmm."
The monkey spirit looked at Zhang Xiaojun with calm and vicissitudes of life, and said calmly: "This is the fare, I only have three spirit stones, if it is not enough, I will make it up to you when I have it, okay?" ā
"Haha, it's okay, just take a meaning, I'm born with a good impression of monkeys, if I meet the Great Sage, say hello for me." Zhang Xiaojun said boldly, from the bottom of his heart, he felt very good about the monkey spirit.
"Thank you then, but the Great Sage is not in the Demon Realm, he is a Buddha in the Heavenly Realm."
"Well, if there is something unhappy, let him pass, a new place, a new beginning, by the way, this is a box of Mai Xuan, you take it and eat it, I hope it will bring you happiness! Remember to chew until it tastes bad and spit out, don't swallow. Zhang Xiaojun said and gave a box of Mai Xuan to the monkey spirit.
There was finally a smile on the monkey spirit's face, and Zhang Xiaojun waved his hand and began to drag race, after all, there was still some distance from Hu Meier's town.
After more than an hour, Zhang Xiaojun came to the outside of the town, and as soon as he stopped the car, Hu Meier, who was dressed in plain clothes, ran over and said, "You are here." ā
"Well, let's go now?"
"Hmm."
Zhang Xiaojun didn't propose anything like going to Hu Meier's house to have a look, after all, he didn't stay long in the fairy world, and he estimated that he wouldn't stay long in the demon world or something.
In the car.
"Sister Mei'er, you don't seem to be very happy, I'm happy to say something." Zhang Xiaojun laughed.
Hu Mei'er sighed, Pear Blossom was sad, and said sadly: "My father is dying." ā
"Huh? That, Sister Mei'er, I didn't mean it, I really didn't mean to, I was going to tease you......"
"Okay, don't explain, the explanation is a cover-up, you take me to the fairy world, I want to buy some medicine for my father." Hu Mei'er forced a smile and said.
Zhang Xiaojun nodded, but he still couldn't help asking, "Sister Mei'er, you also bought medicine for your father last time?" ā
"Well, by the way, how about the pill for you?"
"Good thief, my strength has increased, and my body has become much stronger...... Sister Mei'er, what kind of disease does your father have, let's talk about it, maybe we humans have the corresponding medicine. Zhang Xiaojun said stupidly.
Hu Meier glanced at Zhang Xiaojun, she didn't plan to say it, but she also opened her mouth and said: "Daddy's illness is very strange, his body is hot and cold, and when I left, Daddy's body has been having a high fever and sweating a lot. ā
"Hot and cold, high fever, sweating, do you sometimes feel nauseous and want to vomit?"
Hu Mei'er nodded, and her eyes lit up.
"This ...... What did the doctor who treated your dad say? ā
"The priests of the tribe said that I was Daddy...... It's a curse...... "Hu Mei'er cried as she spoke, and Zhang Xiaojun was very distressed when the pear blossoms brought rain, and at the same time, the common sense of disease quickly turned in his mind.
"Sister Mei'er, don't cry, why is your tribe so secret? It should be a disease called malaria, which is very ferocious, but we humans have medicine to treat it. Zhang Xiaojun comforted.
Hu Mei'er's eyes widened a lot, she had never considered human beings, because she, the demons, monsters, fairies, and spirits always had such an instinctive neglect of mortals, and they never believed in the power of mortals.
Even if there are many outstanding people in the human world in history, it is still a piece of loess!
Hu Meier looked at Zhang Xiaojun expectantly with apricot eyes with water, and said, "Is what you said true?" ā
"Well, really, the origin of all things is the same, it should work for you monsters, after all, there are beasts on the earth, ......" Zhang Xiaojun closed his mouth at the right time, because he didn't know that Hu Meier knew the profession of veterinarian, and it would be embarrassing to know, after all, veterinarians are better in the city, but the concept in the countryside is not very good.
"Beast what?"