Chapter 23: I Heard You Like Big Breasts
On the second day, Sha Baiyan, who had just gotten up, was in a daze with his clothes. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
The belly pocket is so loose, not to mention that it is almost the same as not wearing it, from the dirty pants to the bed pants, it is a little panicked......
Did she wear it herself? What happened last night?
After thinking about it for a long time, he still didn't have an impression, Sha Baiyan didn't think much about it anymore, and after sorting out his clothes, he suddenly remembered what he had considered thoughtfully yesterday, so he called Qiao Shan to ask: "The Queen Mother's side, can you find someone?" ”
"I've found it, and I'll send it early in the morning." Qiao Shan replied.
Sha Baiyan became interested: "Call me to come in the palace and have a look." ”
“…… Niang doesn't get dressed first? Qiao Shan was helpless.
Sha Baiyan patted his head, really, everyone slept stupidly after sleeping too much last night. (Are you sure you're just stupid......?) )
After getting dressed, Sha Baiyan excitedly called Jiang Yan to find the five palace maids for her, looked at them carefully one by one, and then nodded with satisfaction: "Yes, they are all very good." ”
"Qiao Shan, go and ask the emperor if he will come at night."
Qiao Shan took the order and went, Sha Baiyan stayed, and explained to a few palace maids.
Duanmu Tun's mood was very beautiful.
Ah, his little queen, his Tiantian, like him, also wants to see each other day and night!
"Well, go." In his heart, Duanmu Jiu had an expressionless face and a serious tone, "There are many things to do today, maybe it will be late, let the queen rest early." ”
Of course, having said that, when Duanmu Jue stepped into Kunyuan Palace and found that Sha Baiyan hadn't slept yet, but was waiting for him, his heart was about to be crisp.
His Tiantian, why is he so hearty!
"The emperor is here!" Sha Bai waited for a long time, and when he saw that Duanmu Jiu finally came, he immediately became happy, and poured tea and water to ask for warmth for a long time.
Duanmu Jue enjoyed it in his heart, and his eyes were gentle: "The queen hasn't slept yet?" ”
"Hehe, the concubine has prepared a big gift for the emperor!" Sha Baiyan smiled proudly, his face was full of small expressions of "praise me, praise me, praise me", and Duanmu Jiu, who was provoked, also turned up the corners of his mouth: "Oh? What is it? ”
Sha Baiyan laughed twice again, and raised his voice to call "Qiaoshan".
There are five in a line, coolly dressed beauties, with waists and limbs, and their faces are like peach blossoms, fluttering.
Duanmu Jue was stunned for a moment.
He, his daughter-in-law picked five beauties for him as gifts?
Or did he call into his dormitory in the middle of the night and watch him choose happily?
This, this is too much!
The villain in Duanmu Juan's mind had already jumped to his feet, but Sha Baiyan said again: "Does the emperor like it?" The concubines were selected for a long time, and they went to beg the queen mother, only to find these few with the biggest breasts! ”
Boobs, most, big, of?
Duanmu Jue took a closer look, no, all of them had magnificent chests and turbulent waves......
Sha Bai pulled Mu Jiu's sleeve, and asked him to lean his ear over with a mysterious expression: "The concubines have heard that everyone has some habits. The emperor likes ****, and there is nothing wrong with this. But...... But the concubines were afraid of the pain, so they came to them. Speaking of which, she was still a little embarrassed to let others suffer on her behalf, "But the concubines have asked them, they, they are all voluntary!" ”
So these women can throw flattery at him in front of his daughter-in-law?
Duanmu Juan's forehead was bruised, and he couldn't wait to raise his hand and strangle him to death one by one.
There are more women with big breasts, but there is only one one that he wants to touch!
"Get out!"
Duanmu Jian couldn't hold back the eyes of those people anymore, and directly snorted.
Unexpectedly, the five people had not reacted, but Sha Baiyan was taken aback first, and then there was a bag of tears in his eyes: "Your Majesty...... The emperor doesn't like it? ”
"No, rejoice, rejoice." Duanmu Jiu gritted his teeth, eager to shake Sha Baiyan's shoulder frantically and ask what she thought.
"But, but doesn't the emperor like big breasts...... The Queen Mother said the same thing. Sha Baiyan sniffed, looking aggrieved.
Duanmu Jian closed his eyes, only feeling a buzzing in his head, but in the face of Sha Baiyan, he still couldn't say it, so he only said to the five people again: "Get out!" ”
Only then did the five people react, pushing and shoving, and quickly ran out.
Sha Baiyan was still on the side, biting his lip and not knowing what to do.
Duanmu Jue calmed down for a long time, and when he looked at Sha Baiyan again, he could calm down.
Forget it, in the final analysis, his little queen is too virtuous and generous, too much for his sake.
"In the future, don't do anything like this again." Duanmu Jue said in a soft voice.
Unexpectedly, this sentence directly made Sha Baiyan cry "wow".
"This is, what's going on?" Duanmu Jue was in a hurry, picked up his sleeve and wiped Sha Baiyan's face, "What are you crying about?" ”
"Your Majesty, just, hiccup, do you have to only touch the breasts of the concubines?" Sha Baiyan couldn't help but be disheartened when he thought of his miserable life in the future.
Duanmu Jiu is also going to cry.
Is the queen he picked is too good, and he doesn't want to be spoiled alone, so he has to be wet with rain and dew?
"I, I'm ......" Duanmu Jue didn't know what to say, so he had to say, "I will ...... lightly in the future"
Sha Baiyan cried even more when he heard this.
Duanmu Jue had no choice but to sit aside and wait for her to finish crying.
Finally waited for Sha Baiyan to stop her tears, Duanmu Jue was thinking about something to persuade her, but she didn't expect the little girl to wipe away her tears with righteousness and pull off her coat: "Your Majesty...... Try it again! ”
Ha?
Did you have a hallucination?
"Since, in the future, they will all be concubines, so the concubines might as well adapt as soon as possible!" Sha Baiyan said, with a generous face, "Your Majesty! Come on! ”
Duanmu Mumu stretched out his hand and pinched Sha Baiyan's chest.
"It doesn't hurt!" Sha Baiyan gave feedback in a timely manner.
Duanmu Jue pinched again.
"It still doesn't hurt!"
Duanmu Jiu's hands relaxed a little, and he was not as eager as the day before yesterday, but his heart was soft, this stupid girl.
Even if he is afraid of pain, he is willing to accommodate her.
"Tian Tian, actually, I don't just like to touch your chest." When Duanmu Jian said this, he still coughed lightly uncomfortably, "As long as it's you, it's only you, I like ......."
It is rare for a facial paralysis emperor to say such tender words!
Duanmu Jue looked at Sha Baiyan expectantly, waiting to see how she would react.
Then I was half angry......
"Oh, so the emperor likes concubines, that's why he likes big breasts? And not all like big breasts? Sha Baiyan thought for a long time, and seemed to understand, "Yes, Xiao Rui's breasts are very small, but the emperor still likes it, the concubine is too stupid!" ”
Like, like a fart!
Duanmu Jue couldn't wait to burst out: "Sha Qirui, it's my courtier." ”
"Ah, so isn't the emperor going to give Xiao Rui a name?" Sha Baiyan was extremely disappointed.
"......" Forget it, I'm so tired, let's wash and sleep.
Unexpectedly, Sha Baiyan was quite considerate of him: "Isn't the emperor ****?" ”
"Touch!" Duanmu Jue squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth, "In the future, I will touch it every day!" ”