"Who hasn't loved a scumbag when they're young?" - "Which kind of love is not full of holes"

Ji An hates men wearing women's clothes, he hates it very much, this matter is not groundless, it starts with his little cousin who didn't fight for three days and went to the house to expose the tiles. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Ji An's little cousin, whose full name is Lu Baixian, this name pins on the good expectations of "Baixian Qianhui", but with the growth of the years, his wisdom seems to be all used on the crooked road, and soon the name Lu Baixian disappeared from the rivers and lakes, and was replaced by the rise of the name "Lu Xunxuan".

Lu Xun's name is not easy to come by, Lu Baixian's deeds of making mistakes since he was a child can be described as a difficult book, and when it comes to feelings, there are countless black histories: I liked the first female classmate in the class to grow leg hair in elementary school, and plucked other people's leg hair every day to play; The captain of the picket student in junior high school likes the school, so he is late every day, just so that the other party has to remember his name.

The most outrageous thing is that when he first entered high school, Lu Baixian liked a girl who suffered from androphobia, so he shamelessly wore a wig, put on makeup and pretended to be a woman, and approached the girl as "Baihui" after class.

Lu Baixian developed late, at that time he was thin and small, his face was tender, and his eyes were not big, but the slightly drooping puppy eyes exuded a deadly sense of innocence after applying eye makeup. I have to say that this little cousin does have the talent to be a woman - he doesn't even have an Adam's apple!

Of course, no matter what Lu Baixian's appearance is, how could the female classmates who face each other every day not recognize him?

But, in the eyes of those who don't know him, that's a different story.

Lu Baixian's ridiculous plan failed, but he attracted the admiration of another stupid big man.

And Lu Baixian actually left Ji An's address to the other party.

Since then, the stupid big man has been squatting outside the door of Ji's house every day, and there is a love letter at both ends every three days.

"Please, let me see your sister." The stupid big man always said to Ji An pitifully like this.

Ji An couldn't figure out how to think about it, where did he get his sister?

Until one day, when Lu Baixian went to Ji An's house, he happened to run into a stupid big man.

"You...... Did you cut your hair short? That one...... Have you received my letter? Just when the stupid big man thought that he could keep the clouds open and was so excited that he couldn't help himself, Lu Baixian didn't know what he was thinking, bent a pair of smiling eyes, and nodded.

"I'll write back to you." At that time, Lu Baixian had not changed his voice, and his voice was sharp and thin, which was indeed no different from a girl.

The reply that Lu Baixian said was actually just a few words written on the stupid big man's hand.

The stupid big man waited outside the door of Ji's house for another afternoon, and finally waited for Lu Baixian, who came out, he raised his arm and asked, "What does toad 13 mean?"

Lu Baixian smiled and did not answer.

It is said that later the stupid big man came up with a very poetic conclusion on his own.

Legend has it that Shen Congwen's wife, Zhang Zhaohe, once gave Shen Congwen the nickname "Toad No. 13", at that time she had not yet fallen in love with him, and thought that she would never accept him, a poor boy from the countryside, but later they still saluted in the central park of the capital - that is, although "Baihui" did not accept him now, he still had a good chance.

And when he heard that Ji An relayed this statement, Lu Baixian just stuck out his tongue and said, "How can there be 13?" That's B, and I wrote "Toad Silly B".

As for what happened after Lu Xunxuan's true identity was exposed, Ji An didn't know.

P.S Yes, the author is still struggling with the report, and the text will be corrected tomorrow, don't worry.