"Don't worry, I don't think you're buried, you're poor?"

"So poor that I have to lose weight!"

"What does losing weight have to do with being poor?"

"It's a lot of relationship, it's because of poverty that I cut back on food and clothing, I don't dare to eat or drink, and sometimes I have to lend people out to act as bodyguards and big hands, and I live a miserable life!"

"I don't believe it!"

"That medicine is gone, the teacher is not a teacher, I will talk about it later, how can I say it today is also a happy day, do you have to celebrate?"

"Yes, the dishes I ordered in Taibai Mansion should be delivered in the evening, or I will go down the mountain and let them send them here in advance!"

"If you can go, just go! I really know my heart, in the future, Lao Tzu will cover you, and try to catch as many saints as possible to warm the bed and wash your feet, at least eye-catching! ”

Dongfang Xiaoshu stood up, whispered a few words to the boy whose hands were finally able to move freely, and then walked towards the stone building that belonged to him, because he only drank a few sips of wine, although his mouth was a little big, how could he feel more and more dizzy. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The stone building is divided into two floors, the first floor resembles a living room, and the second floor is the real bedroom, but it is so simple that there is almost nothing but a dark stone bed.

"The turtle king eight mung beans are really not ordinary poor!"

Dongfang Xiaoshu muttered, raised his right hand, rubbed his eyebrows with his index finger, and then sat cross-legged on the stone bed, and the Tianhe Heart Sutra was lifted, wanting to wake up from the dizzy state as soon as possible.

Although the ancients came and went, they were safe, but there were a few people who could really do it.

In front of another stone building, the old monk and the fat man are still sitting opposite each other, but the old monk smiles and sipes of wine from time to time, while the fat man has a bitter gourd face, because the wine in the wine jar is actually empty.

"Dead fat man, it's really bloody, give me a drop of money, give that little bastard half an altar directly, don't worry about supporting him, I'm not afraid of losing my money, after all, the little bastard doesn't have the consciousness of being an apprentice!" The old monk said with a hypocritical smile on his face.

"It's not a stubborn stone, sooner or later there will be a trick, and the pie in the sky is not something that happens every day, I don't know how to cherish and don't deserve the title of the barren mountain brother, after all, the big brother is the symbol of the barren mountain, and the future days will be colorful, just take it as a little meeting gift!"

The fat man's expression was serious, and he said solemnly, raised his hand and took out another jar of wine, lowered his head and drank it silently.

"After so much time, some things are destined to be forgotten, let it pass when it is over, people don't live to be bound by dead people, rather than living full of shackles, it is better to be as chic as a monk!"

The old monk said a few words in an old-fashioned manner, and suddenly his tone changed, and he returned to his frolicking madness, looking like he was looking at everything.

"What should come will come after all, the barren mountain can have no Lao Tzu, but there must be a senior brother"

The fat man suddenly lay drunk on the stone table, and continued to nag to himself: "Bald, you can't steal Yumu Gada's food anymore, if he starts a fire, he can pull your eyebrows off, unless you don't sleep, hahaha"

"I really want to see how you look without eyebrows, fucking bald donkey, Lao Tzu hates bald donkeys the most, but you are Lao Tzu's best friend"

"Dead fatty, don't pretend to be drunk and take the opportunity to count me down, in addition to my bald head, that point is also related to monks?"

The old monk poked the fat man lying on the table, and when he saw that he had no reaction, he couldn't help but close his mouth, blew his eyebrows, and continued to talk to himself: "It is said that cultivating immortals is infinitely good, and you can't die once you enter the immortal gate." The years of cultivation have been boiled, and the family and friendship have faded. ”

"It is said that cultivating immortals is infinitely good, and you can't die once you enter the immortal gate. The fairy road runs alone indefinitely, full of lies and deception. It is said that cultivating immortals is infinitely good, and you can't die once you enter the immortal gate."

"Defeated and noisy, Master was finally drunk happily, what is the quarrel of a big person, do you need to catch a pretty nun for you to relieve your boredom?"

The four-legged creature stood proudly opposite the old monk, and said arrogantly and domineeringly, because the flower cat and the red snake were deducted from the silver ticket, they stood behind her without any interest.

"The monk is wrong, the monk doesn't say it!"

When the old monk heard the words of the four-legged creatures, he raised his hands and said softly, watching the three creatures leave, and muttered in a low voice:

"Hey, Yumu Gada, pervert, this is another pervert who is more perverted than perverted, can't the robber teach a showman, or the robber is only close to the robber, well, the one who is close to the ink is black! Fuck, why did I make you my best friend, bad luck! ”

The next day, the news that the barren mountain had a senior brother spread, the immortal cultivation world shook, the Taoist Academy, the Buddhist Academy and the Xuantian Academy began to move, and a mountain rain began to permeate.

In a mountain forest in the Western Regions

A little bird with flowers and green land suddenly fell from the air, and a puff of dust rose everywhere, and he walked out of it with a smile and a cough, and said angrily:

"Lao Tzu has worked hard enough, but the dead fat man still doesn't give him a chance, thinking that the senior brother is a potato in the vegetable market, a lot of them are sparse and cheap."

"Who is Yaoli, isn't it the fat man who picked it up in that stone crevice again, the senior brother is a symbol of the barren mountain, a symbol that can only win and not lose"

"Come on, I respect Master's decision!" The farmer stood outside the dust and said with a humble face.

"You elm gada, what else can you do except say yes?"

Xiao Xiaolin frowned and asked loudly, and finally killed his anger little by little in the farmer's plain eyes, and finally continued with a smile: "Second Senior Brother, what other news has been passed on by Senior Sister Four-legged, who is that mysterious senior brother, is he not as handsome as me?" ”

"I really don't know if you are handsome, because the junior sister didn't mention it, but there is one thing that the junior sister has mentioned many times in a row, this senior brother is very, very rich, and seems to have been recognized by the junior sister and the junior brother!"

The farmer put the hoe behind his back and said with a simple face.

"Rich? That is, there are a lot of gold and silver, so what are we still tossing in the Western Regions, there are so many demon clans, and we can't get a few silver rewards until we kill them, so let's go back and eat the senior brother's! ”

Xiao Xiaolin suddenly showed a flattering smile and said to the farmer confidently.

"Master is right, we really don't make money, and we are not very good at fighting!"

The farmer flicked the dust off his body, put away the corpse of a demon beast, and said with a smile: "From the words of the senior sister's letter, a message is revealed, the barren mountain seems to be alive again, because the master is drunk again, and the senior brother has appeared!" ”

"Go home, I finally don't have to do this thankless thing in the future, Emperor Tang, the old bastard, doesn't lack anything, but lacks morality, but I can't get along with the academy, damn it!"

Xiao Xiaolin clapped his palms, said unscrupulously, and walked out of the mountains and forests in the lead.