Chapter 208: Waste Princess!
"Your Majesty, don't worry! Ruyi must remember your words, it's not early, let's rest early! Queen Wu said with a blushing face. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Good!" Zhang Chengyun answered, hugged Wu Ruyi and fell asleep.
Nothing was said all night.
The next day, Zhang Chengyun walked out of the palace alone, walked on the streets of Chang'an, wandered aimlessly, and sat down to eat a little when he encountered a delicious snack.
As for the military power in the palace has been transferred to Queen Wu, although Queen Wu is still young, some things seem to be innate, even if she doesn't need anyone to teach her, she will, but she is still a little green.
Those generals in the army who hold real power, if they are disobedient, the military power will be directly taken down, and they will be confined to their homes for the first time, and the military power will be firmly grasped in their hands. As for those Wenchen, anyone who jumps out of a group will be killed! Or lock it up! As for those wall grasses, Queen Wu hasn't touched them yet.
Later, some new ministers were promoted, Di Renjie was one of them, he was exceptionally promoted at a young age, entered the cabinet, and with time, maybe the new generation of cabinet bosses is him.
For several days, Zhang Chengyun has been playing in Chang'an City, wearing an ordinary shirt, eating the food of the entire Chang'an City, and then he sat on a fishing rod and ran to the moat to fish.
While fishing, eating fennel beans, a pot of wine on the side, and a roast chicken, this little life is delicious.
Suddenly, a young man also walked over with a fishing rod in his hand, with a wine gourd hanging from his waist, and sat down next to Zhang Chengyun.
"Brother, are you fishing? You're going to enjoy it! The young man said.
"You can too! A fishing rod in one hand and a wine jug in the other hand are also full of chic! Zhang Chengyun said with a smile.
"Seeing that Brother Tai is a fellow Taoist, you might as well get to know me, my name is Fang Yiai, Brother Tai's surname?" The young man said.
"Huh? Your name is Fang Yiai? Fang Xuanling's son? Zhang Chengyun said in surprise.
Fang Yiai, the famous green hat king in history, Princess Gaoyang didn't give him a green hat! This guy is also a talent, Princess Gaoyang made peace with the monk in the backyard, and he was still at the front door. Such a superb thing, I'm afraid that except for the one in front of me, others may not be able to do it.
"Could it be that Brother Tai knows me? Could it be that the name of my beloved has spread in Chang'an City? It seems that I am also the number one person. Fang Yiai said proudly.
Calculating the time, the best thing that happened to this guy hasn't happened yet, Zhang Chengyun thought about it, since he was destined to meet, he would help him! Speaking of which, he looked down on a woman from the bottom of his heart for being so shameless. is also a princess, which is simply a smear on Li Tang's face.
"My name is Zhang Chengyun, you can call me Brother Zhang." Zhang Chengyun said with a smile.
"It's better to meet by chance, the younger brother sees that Brother Zhang is also a fellow practitioner, why don't you have a drink together?" Fang Yiai said, put the fishing rod on the ground, and handed the wine gourd over.
"Well said! It's better to meet by chance, let's have a drink. Zhang Chengyun said with a smile.
He didn't shy away from the saliva on the wine gourd, so he took a sip of it, handed him the wine gourd, picked up his own wine and said, "After tasting Brother Fang's wine, why don't Brother Fang come and taste my wine." ”
"Good!" Fang Yiai was not polite, took the wine jar and poured it hard, and said, "Good wine!" Brother Zhang, where did you buy this wine? It's almost time to catch up with the imperial wine in the palace. ”
Zhang Chengyun smiled and didn't explain, this was originally the imperial wine of the palace, but I didn't expect this guy to be able to taste it all at once. smiled and said, "Brother Fang, don't patronize and drink, let's eat." "Tear the roast chicken in half and hand half to Fang Yiai.
Fang Yiai was not particular about it, so he took the roast chicken handed over by Zhang Chengyun and ate it in a big bite. After pouring a sip of wine, he threw a few more mouthfuls of fennel beans into his mouth and exclaimed, "Alas! It's a pity that a good life was disrupted by a sudden tigress! If I had to choose again, I would definitely run away from home! Never agree to this family business. ”
"Brother Fang, do you have something on your mind? There are no outsiders here, and if you can trust me, you might as well speak up and listen to it. Zhang Chengyun said.
"It doesn't hurt to say it! To tell you the truth, I am the son of Fang Xuanling, an important minister of the imperial court, and Emperor Tai took a fancy to him and gave me Princess Gaoyang, but this Princess Gaoyang is not like other princesses, gentle and elegant, knowledgeable! Gentle character, up the hall and down to the kitchen.
It's been almost a year since I got it home, and I'm not afraid of Brother Zhang's jokes when I say it, brother, I haven't broken her blood yet! Not even her little hand was pulled. Every time you want to have sex, you hold a pair of scissors in your hand, Brother Zhang, you said that when you encounter such a thing, what should you do if you call your buddy?
If this were a young lady from another family, it would definitely not be like this! She relies on her princess status and her tail is high, seriously, if she is not a princess! I'm going to her to death! Let her know what the consequences of offending a man are.
If that's all there is to it, I'll find a good one outside. When her father was at home, she was a little better, but once her father was not at home, she went completely crazy! The whole house is her world, and if you are a little unsatisfactory, she will punch and kick me, Brother Zhang, you see, I am all done by that stinky woman.
As he spoke, Fang Yiai ripped off his shirt and exposed the wound on his chest.
"I'll go! That's too ruthless, isn't it? Looking at the scars on Fang Yiai's chest, Zhang Chengyun burst into a foul mouth.
There is not a single intact piece of skin on the entire chest, all of them are scars!
Zhang Chengyun patted Fang Yiai's shoulder, raised the wine jar and said: "Brother Fang, everything is in the wine, there is wine today and drunk today, maybe after today, everything will get better." ”
"Brother Zhang, you're right! If you have wine today and get drunk today, you can eat and drink enough today, so what do you do tomorrow? Fang Yiai laughed, lifted the wine gourd and dried up.
Soon the wine and food were eaten, Zhang Chengyun was still sober, but Fang Yiai was a little drunk, and said with a smile: "Happy!" It's a pleasure! It's really a pleasure to drink with Brother Zhang. ”
Suddenly, his eyes paused, pointed to the fishing rod shaking in the river, and said, "Brother Zhang, a fish has been baited." ”
"It doesn't matter! I've seen it for a long time, let it eat first, and my ambition is not in one or two small fish, but in the big fish hidden in the school. Zhang Chengyun said with a smile.
"Superior! actually said it so incisively, the time is not early, Brother Zhang, I want to go back, if I don't go back, it is estimated that I will kneel on the washboard again at night, when will this hard day be the end! Fang Yiai muttered, staggering with seven or eight points of wine and wanting to go back.
It's really a hurry to come and go, and not to take a cloud with you.
After Fang Yiai left, after a while, Zhang Chengyun stood up, walked towards the palace, and when he arrived at the palace, he went directly into the upper study, personally wrote down a holy decree, covered the jade seal and private seal, and handed the holy decree to the eunuch on the side, and asked him to lead a team of forbidden soldiers and horses to quickly rush towards the house.
After doing all this, Zhang Chengyun walked to the imperial garden and calmly looked at the sun in the sky, and the whole figure was a little gloomy.
It is said that Fang Yiai returned to the house, his father has not come back, he does not dare to go to the backyard, for fear of being bullied by Princess Gaoyang, a cat is in the front hall, Princess Gaoyang got the news of Fang Yiai's return, and personally led a team of people to kill him.
"Okay, you have a room to love, did you go to drink again in broad daylight? Will you still be able to grow? Don't drink from morning to night all day and make me look down on you! Princess Gao Yang snorted coldly.
Fang Yiai shrank her head and didn't dare to squeak, Princess Gaoyang saw this temper and immediately came, and shouted: "Bring my chicken feather blanket, today I want to teach this unsuccessful guy a lesson." ”
The subordinate who was waiting on the side immediately handed over the chicken feather blanket that had been prepared, and Princess Gao Yang held the chicken feather blanket and said coldly: "Fang Yiai, this princess will discipline you well today, so that you can have a long memory!" It allows you to become a little more mature. ”
Saying that, Princess Gao Yang was about to wave the chicken feather blanket in her hand towards Fang Xuanling's love, Fang Xuanling's figure suddenly walked in at this time, and saw her daughter-in-law holding the chicken feather blanket and was about to be rough with her baby son, Fang Xuanling snorted coldly: "Gao Yang, what are you doing?" ”
Now that there is a different person above, Fang Xuanling's courage has also become fat.
Special code, do you really think that Lao Tzu doesn't know the good things you do? In the past, you had a Lao Tzu who was the emperor, and I put up with the special sister, but now your Lao Tzu has become a thing of the past, and you dare to put on a stinky shelf as a princess, is it really that I, an important minister of the court, can't clean you up?
"Humph!" Gao Yang snorted coldly, withdrew the chicken feather blanket in his hand, and said unhappily: "It's not that you, the son who is not angry, who doesn't learn every day, went to drink again today, and was drunk like mud, do you think I can not be angry?" ”
"Humph!" Fang Xuanling snorted coldly, and glanced at Princess Gaoyang dissatisfiedly, his heart was not a good thing you did, and he was just about to get angry, when a eunuch suddenly walked in quickly outside the door, followed by more than a dozen guards of the forbidden army.
"Fang Yi's love is accepted!" The little eunuch who walked in said with a rooster in his throat.
"The minister takes the order." Seeing that the holy decree was coming, Fang Xuanling, Fang Yiai and a group of subordinates quickly knelt down, only Princess Gaoyang was still standing, and said with a cold face: "Where did the holy decree come from!" You ungrateful dead eunuch. ”
"Dare to insult today's saints, come and slap the miscellaneous family." The little eunuch said coldly.
After speaking, four guards of the forbidden army rushed up behind him, pressed Princess Gao Yang to the ground, and slapped her mouth.
"Okay, Fang Yiai is ready to take the order!" Saying that, the little eunuch read out the holy decree: "Fengtian carrier, the emperor's edict said, Princess Gaoyang is not enterprising, and she is ashamed of the royal family!" The status of the princess is hereby abolished, and she is reduced to a commoner, and from now on she is not allowed to step out of the house, and she is not allowed to use any slave maid! All the housework of the house is handed over to her to do, if you can't do it, there will be no forgiveness! ”
"Master Fang is not in a hurry to accept the order." The little eunuch said.
"Thank you, Lord Long! Your Majesty! It's really a gentleman through the ages! Fang Xuanling said excitedly.
Looking at the back of the little eunuch leaving, Fang Yiai was confused, how could His Majesty make such a will? Fang Xuanling walked up and said seriously: "Bereavement, do you know Your Majesty?" ”
"I don't know!" Fang Yiai said puzzled.
"Have you ever met any strange people?" Fang Xuanling then asked.
"No! But when I went fishing in the afternoon, I met a young man at the moat, who was also fishing, and I chatted with him. Fang Yiai said.
Speaking of this, Fang Yiai's eyes lit up, and he said in surprise: "Dad, don't you think that young man is His Majesty today?" ”
"If the old man guessed correctly! It should be His Majesty today. Fang Xuanling said.
"Nonsense! His Majesty has only one father. Princess Gao Yang stood up and roared.
"Beloved! You can't be too weak as a man, we can't and don't dare to clean her up because of her identity in the past! Now she's just a commoner, don't let your father down! With that, Fang Xuanling walked towards the backyard.
"Someone will drag all these dog minions out for me, break their hands and feet, and throw them out of the city to fend for themselves! Special sister, as a house slave, actually bullied the master, what a bastard! Fang Yiai roared.
A group of guards quickly rushed up and took out all the house slaves around Princess Gao Yang, Fang Yiai walked to Princess Gao Yang's side and looked at her with a sneer: "Gao Yang, Lao Tzu told you that I have endured you for a long time!" Lao Tzu is such a good person, he was almost crazy by you! Today, Lao Tzu wants to get back all the grievances he suffered before! ”
"You dare!" Gao Yang snorted coldly.
"Smack!" What greeted her was a violent slap, and Fang Yiai sneered: "You are just a poor person now, and you are not a princess, what dare Lao Tzu!" ”
As she spoke, under the exclamatory gaze of Princess Gaoyang, Fang Yiai picked her up by the waist and walked towards the backyard with a laugh.
"What do you want to do? Hurry up and stop it! Otherwise, there will be no good fruit for you to eat. Princess Gaoyang roared.
"Stop? Don't you have good fruit for me? Today, Lao Tzu doesn't eat any fruit, he just wants to eat you! Fang Yiai sneered, kicked open the door, threw Princess Gaoyang on the bed, closed the door, and pounced with a smug laugh.
Princess Gaoyang is just a woman, how can she be the opponent of Fang Yiai's man.
Under the rough actions of Fang Yiai, he quickly surrendered.
Flipping through Wu Yun, Fang Yi's proud bed clothes, opened the window, looked at the sky outside, and said sincerely: "Brother Zhang, thank you!" If it weren't for you, I'm afraid my widow would not be able to change this fate for the rest of my life. ”
It is precisely because of this that the Tang Cuckold King, who was very famous in the history books in later generations, disappeared. Instead, she is the gentle and elegant Princess Gaoyang, who is diligent in her family, goes to heaven, goes to the kitchen, respects the old and loves the young, and guards the women's way.
A week later, Zhang Chengyun officially passed the throne to Wu Zetian! Wu Zetian ascended to the throne of the empress with the power in his hands and the support of a cadre of civil and military ministers.
Zhang Chengyun's dormitory hall is very quiet at the moment, only him and the queen alone! Looking at this beautiful face, it is simply the reincarnation of the queen!
Sensing Zhang Chengyun's gaze, Wu Zetian blushed and said, "Your Majesty, let's rest!" ”